TV Guide: Mike Henry

A Brown Thanksgiving

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 22 08:30 PM FOX It's the first Thanksgiving for Cleveland and his new family, but Roberta and Federline want no part of it. Meanwhile, Cleveland's Auntie Momma (Kym Whitely) shakes things up. Daryl Hall and John Oates have voice cameos as themselves. Other guest voices include Frances Callier and Craig Robinson as Cleveland's parents, Cookie and Freight Train.

Brian's Got a Brand New Bag

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 11:30 PM CARTOON Brian falls in love with an older woman, and he takes flak from the rest of the Griffins for it. Meanwhile, Peter goes on a kicking kick (he kicks just about everyone he meets) after watching the movie "Road House."

Lois Kills Stewie

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 09:30 PM TBS Conclusion. After Lois returns to Quahog---alive---and tells the court who really shot her, Stewie takes the Griffins hostage before going on the lam. (But that doesn't stop Stewie from auditioning for “American Idol.”) The final destination: CIA headquarters, to set his plan for world domination into motion. Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson have voice cameos as themselves.

Stewie Kills Lois

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 09:00 PM TBS Part 1 of 2. A jealous Stewie considers matricide because he didn't get to go on a cruise with Peter and Lois. Later, suspicion falls on Peter when he tells the gang at the Drunken Clam that he had recently taken out a life-insurance policy on Lois.

Stewie Loves Lois

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 08:30 PM TBS Lois saves Stewie's teddy bear, which leads to a striking change in his attitude toward her---he becomes clingy and totally adoring. Lois tires of this love soon enough. Meanwhile, Peter has a prostate exam and thinks the doctor molested him.

FOX-y Lady

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 11:00 PM CARTOON Lois gets a job as a cable-news reporter. Her first assignment: an exposé of a certain liberal documentary filmmaker who's usually seen wearing a baseball cap. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris dream up a cartoon show to pitch to a network.

Boys Do Cry

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 10:30 PM CARTOON Lois is hired as church organist, but at the service Stewie becomes ill after drinking too much sacramental wine, and congregants think he has been possessed by Satan. So the Griffins hightail it out of town with exorcisers in pursuit. Their destination: Texas. Gilbert Gottfried has a cameo as a horse. Jillian: Drew Barrymore.

Ladies Night

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 08:30 PM FOX Donna is still attending her single-moms support group (and not telling Cleveland about it) because she enjoys the camaraderie. She's also not telling the other single moms that she's married. Meanwhile, Cleveland Jr. runs for student-council president, with Rallo as his campaign manager. Guest voices include Will Forte (Oliver) and Glenn Howerton (Ryan Sanderson and Andrew Wachowski).

SurroGate

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 11:30 PM CARTOON Terry and Greg, the Smiths' gay neighbors, want to have a baby, and Francine offers to be their surrogate. Not surprisingly, Stan objects. At first. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger play a practical joke on Klaus, who vows revenge. The guys take this threat very seriously.

Brian the Bachelor

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 11:00 PM CARTOON “The Bachelorette” comes to Quahog looking for contestants, and Brian and Quagmire are selected. Meanwhile, Chris makes friends with a pimple of his---which can talk---and he names it Doug. Bachelorette: Jessica Biel. Dermatologist: Dr. Drew (“Loveline”).

Patriot Games

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 08:30 PM TBS Peter's broken-field run to the bathroom at his high-school reunion so impresses New England Patriots QB Tom Brady (who provides his own voice) that the next thing Peter knows, he's a Patriot, too. Meanwhile, it's Carol Channing vs. Mike Tyson on Fox's “Celebrity Boxing,” and Brian places a losing bet on the bout with bookie Stewie, who demands quick payment. Or else.

Deep Throats

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 08:00 PM TBS When cabbie Brian gets a $400 parking ticket, he decides that Mayor West (voice of Adam West) is corrupt and sets out to expose him. This doesn't sit well with Meg, who is the mayor's new intern. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois decide to write songs for a talent show, so they smoke some marijuana for “inspiration.”

Petarded

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 11:30 PM CARTOON Peter takes a test for a genius grant and flunks it, to say the least. As his doctor tells him: “You are just over the line of mental retardation.” Guest voices include Gary Cole, Michael York and Cloris Leachman.

The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 11:00 PM CARTOON Peter and Brian set out to help Cleveland get his manhood back after they catch his wife in bed with Quagmire. Guest voices include Macho Man Randy Savage as himself.

Smokey and the Bandit

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:15:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 03:15 AM MOMAXe

Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 11:30 PM CARTOON Stewie travels 35 years into the future and doesn't like what he finds: himself, who's known as Stu as an adult. So Stewie goes about remaking Stu's life, despite Stu's objections. Kiefer Sutherland has a cameo as himself.

Bango Was His Name-O

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 11:00 PM CARTOON California, here they come---Stewie and Brian head to San Francisco in Quagmire's van to search for the man Stewie's convinced is his real father. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter “help” Chris and Meg with their dating skills to get them out of the house. Jennie Garth, Jason Priestley and Tori Spelling have voice cameos in their “Beverly Hills, 90210” roles.

Tales of a Third Grade Nothing

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 10:30 PM TBS Peter strives for a promotion at the brewery because he wants a key to the executive bathroom, but first he has to go back to school because he never passed third grade. Meanwhile, Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr. (who provides his own voice) buy the down-on-its-heels Quahog Cabana Club, but it's Stewie who livens it up. Voice of Angela: Carrie Fisher.

The Man With Two Brians

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 10:00 PM TBS Eight-year-old Brian (who is 56 in dog years) seems to have lost a step or two, so Peter gets a new talking dog---New Brian---to "take some of the load off" the old one, who doesn't like the idea at all. Johnny Knoxville has a voice cameo as himself.

Baby Not on Board

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 09:30 PM TBS Peter gets a year's supply of free gasoline and takes the family on a driving vacation. Destination: the Grand Canyon. The only thing missing: Stewie, who's inadvertently left home alone.