TV Guide: Mike Barker

The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 10:00 PM TBS After Chris is bullied by a rival paperboy, Peter recalls his own days of being bullied---and becomes a bully himself. Meanwhile, Stewie stays out in the sun too long without sunscreen and becomes very enamored of his tan.

From Method to Madness

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 09:00 PM TBS Stewie displays some show-business talent---as long as he's paired with a girl he despises; Meg develops a crush on a teenage nudist. Fred Willard has a voice cameo as the boy's father (who's also a nudist). Other voices include Rachael MacFarlane (Olivia); Mila Kunis (Meg); and series creator Seth MacFarlane (Stewie, Peter and Brian Griffin, plus Elroy Jetson, Michael Caine and drama teacher Simon Soiree).

Rapture's Delight

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Sun Dec 13 09:30 PM FOX Stan's frustration at being unable to get a good pew in church on Christmas leads to a divine intervention, and he decides that he wants to get into heaven with or without Francine. But then she's kidnapped.

The King Is Dead

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 10:00 PM TBS Lois is named artistic director of the Quahog Players and makes Peter the producer of the troupe's upcoming show, “The King and I.” She had to find something for him to do---Peter was complaining about a lack of outlets for his “creativity” (and he certainly can't act).

In Country...Club

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Sun Dec 6 09:30 PM FOX Season 5 premiere: Steve is chosen to sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans' Day celebration, but Stan doesn't think he's ready for it. He thinks that Steve must experience real war first, like the one Stan experienced in Vietnam. Meanwhile, Stan won't give Roger the pay-per-view code numbers to watch a Barbra Streisand special.

American Dad

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 11:30 PM CARTOON