TV Guide: Michael Fishman

Thrilla Near Vanilla

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 05:30 AM NIK Roseanne and Jackie's stint offering samples at a market ends in a food fight when Jackie outsells her sister; and David comes to a decision after an argument with Dan. Mr. Parkin: Stan Freberg. David: Johnny Galecki. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne.

Direct to Video

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 04:30 AM NIK As the family gathers to make a video for the new baby, Becky and Darlene make a surprising discovery: their parents' old love letters. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

Of Mice and Dan

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 04:00 AM NIK With his old band mate (John Popper) in town, Dan's got the blues, regretting that he gave up his youthful dreams to settle down with Roseanne. John Goodman, who plays Dan, also sings. Bob: John McConnell. The Band: Chris Kinchla, Brendan Hill, Bob Sheehan.

April Fool's Day

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 01:30 AM TVLAND On April 15, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting, and visit the local IRS. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Becky: Lecy Goranson. D.J.: Micheal Fishman.

Let Them Eat Junk

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 04:00 AM NIK Jackie chews out Roseanne for feeding Andy junk food; D.J. spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan tick. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Shower the People You Love with Stuff

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 03:30 AM NIK A boisterous baby shower and the return of Lecy Goranson as Becky cap an episode in which the Conners ready for another child. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne.

Sherwood Schwartz

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 03:00 AM NIK Dan builds a boat for a future adventure, while David plans a trip to Europe. Dan/Skipper: John Goodman. Leon/Mr. Howell: Martin Mull. Bev/Mrs. Howell: Estelle Parsons. Jackie/Gilligan: Laurie Metcalf. Darlene/Maryanne: Sara Gilbert. Roseanne/Ginger: Roseanne.

Couch Potatoes

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 02:30 AM NIK Now that the Conners are a Nielsen TV family, Roseanne decrees that their viewing habits must change to influence American culture. Mr. Burtis: Michael Mantell. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne.

The Birds and Frozen Bees

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 02:00 AM NIK There's a possibility that David may like another girl better than Darlene---who must act fast or lose him. David: Johnny Galecki. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Leon: Martin Mull. Mark: Glenn Quinn.

Father's Day

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 01:00 AM TVLAND Roseanne steps in to referee when Dan's visiting father (Ned Beatty) pontificates about Dan wasting time working as a contractor. Roseanne Barr, John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

Hit the Road, Jack

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 05:30 PM OXYGN As Dan packs his bags, Roseanne drowns her sorrows in fast food, and D.J. finds a soul mate (Heather Matarazzo) to share his troubles. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne.

Say It Ain't So

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 05:00 PM OXYGN Jackie threatens to tell Roseanne about Dan's affair in California, but first Jackie must face a harsh truth about her own love life. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

Home for the Holidays

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 04:30 PM OXYGN The family welcomes Dan home with open arms at Christmas, but Roseanne is surprised by the chilly reception she gets from her hubby. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

Hoi Polloi Meets Hoity Toity

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 02:30 PM OXYGN A visit with the Wentworths on Martha's Vineyard gives the Conners a glimpse into Astrid's dysfunctional family. Doris: Dina Merrill. Kiki: Hilary Tuck. Astrid: Mo Gaffney. Chip: Dana Gould. Lily: Phil Leeds.

Someday My Prince Will Come

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 01:00 PM OXYGN A Moldavian prince (Jim Varney) develops a royal crush on Jackie after seeing her on TV. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Leon: Martin Mull. Bev: Estelle Parsons. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

Honor Thy Mother

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 12:30 PM OXYGN While Roseanne plans a spa trip, Dan struggles with unanswered philosophical questions and worries about a family member. Chuck: James Pickens Jr. Leon: Martin Mull. Dan: John Goodman.

Call Waiting

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 11:00 AM OXYGN Roseanne holes up at Jackie's on a "spiritual odyssey" in front of the TV, mesmerized by the sitcom couples she grew up with. Roseanne/Ann Marie/Mary/Jeannie: Roseanne. Dan/Don/Mr. Grant/Maj. Nelson: John Goodman. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Mark: Glenn Quinn.

Fights and Stuff

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 10:30 AM OXYGN Dan returns home from the hospital with orders for a new diet plan---and strict orders from Roseanne for changing his lifestyle. Dan: John Goodman. Dr. Walker: Jana Robbins. Roseanne: Roseanne.

Heart and Soul

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 10:00 AM OXYGN Roseanne's brave and witty front masks her fears after Dan suffers a heart attack during Darlene's wedding reception. Dr. Rucker: Jeff Williams. Roseanne: Roseanne. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.