TV Guide: Michael Fishman

Terms of Estrangement

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Sun Dec 6 12:00 AM TVLAND The bike shop goes belly up, leaving Dan and Roseanne in debt and Becky shaky about her future. Part 1 of two. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

The Dark Ages

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 11:30 PM TVLAND Dan and Roseanne look at Darlene in a new light after David (Johnny Galecki) spends the night. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

Aliens

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 11:00 PM TVLAND D.J.'s scholastic honor is the only light as the Connors' financial future grows dim. Leon: Martin Mull. Mike: Mark Blum. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Arnie: Tom Arnold. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

Don't Make Me Over

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 10:30 PM TVLAND Roseanne spends a wonderful Mother's Day with her daughters, but learns there are strings attached to their gift. Norma: Dawn Davis. Jaime: Jaime Capone. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

April Fool's Day

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 04:00:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 04:00 AM NIK On April 15, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting, and visit the local IRS. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Becky: Lecy Goranson. D.J.: Micheal Fishman.

Deliverance

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 01:30:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 01:30 AM TVLAND A pregnant Crystal snaps at everyone in sight while Roseanne acts like a baby fighting with Bonnie over the job Leon is vacating. Crystal: Natalie West. Leon: Martin Mull. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

Therapy

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 12:30 AM TVLAND Jackie's therapist (Rondi Reed) wants to have a word with Roseanne, who's picked out just the man for Jackie---dull tax accountant Art (Dan Butler). Mike: Gil Montie. Arnie: Tom Arnold. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

The Commercial Show

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 12:00 AM TVLAND The Conners are sitting pretty for a TV ad for the luncheonette, but at home things get ugly between D.J. and Todd. Ken: Rick Dees. Kathy: Meagen Fay. Jerry: Danton Stone. Leon: Martin Mull.

This Old House

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 01:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 01:30 AM TVLAND On a last visit to their childhood home, Roseanne and Jackie recall their adolescent years, causing Roseanne to reconsider a punishment for Darlene. David: Johnny Galecki. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 01:00 AM TVLAND When Becky and Mark break up, Roseanne and Dan breathe a sigh of relief to have Mark out of their hair. Dean: David Allan Donah. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Dan: John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

The Back Story

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 12:00 AM TVLAND After Roseanne throws her back out, Bev (Estelle Parsons) arrives to help out---and to help spoil the grandkids. Mark: Glenn Quinn. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Dan: John Goodman

Bingo

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 11:00 PM TVLAND A night out at a bingo parlor does such a number on Roseanne that she can think of nothing but winning. Harriet: Edie McClurg. Crystal: Natalie West. Bonnie: Bonnie Sheridan. Anne Marie: Adilah Barnes. Arnie: Tom Arnold.

Vegas

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 01:00 AM TVLAND Roseanne and Dan join Nancy and Arnie (Sandra Bernhard, Tom Arnold) when they decide to marry in Vegas. Part 1 of two. Alice Thurber: Lois Bromfield. Dan: John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

Father's Day

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 09:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 09:30 AM OXYGN Roseanne steps in to referee when Dan's visiting father (Ned Beatty) pontificates about Dan wasting time working as a contractor. Roseanne Barr, John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

Bridge over Troubled Sonny

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 09:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 09:00 AM OXYGN Crystal (Natalie West) hires a psychic to help her cope with the death of her husband; Darlene decides it's cool to smoke. Lonnie: Josh C. Williams. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 12:30 AM TVLAND After seeing Gary with his fiancée, Jackie is driven to an act of desperation with another man (Tom Arnold). Leon: Martin Mull. Crystal: Natalie West. Anne Marie: Adilah Barnes. Bonnie: Bonnie Sheridan. Chuckie: James Pickens Jr.

Five of a Kind

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 05:30 AM NIK A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie (Tom Arnold), and the kissee is Roseanne (Roseanne Arnold). Dan: John Goodman.

Take My Bike... Please

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 01:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 01:30 AM TVLAND Roseanne and Dan open up shop at Langford Custom Cycle, but selling a bike proves to be a challenge. Art: Dan Butler. Leon: Marin Mull. Bonnie: Bonnie Sheridan. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.

Scenes from a Barbecue

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 12:30 AM TVLAND Shelley Winters plays Roseanne's daffy but lovable Grandma Mary, whose Mother's Day visit has everyone wishing she'd stay forever. Anne-Marie: Adilah Barnes. Chuck: James Pickens Jr. Crystal: Natalie West.

Second Time Around

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 12:00 AM TVLAND Dan revises his will after his life flashes before him during an accident at a portable construction-site toilet. Arnie: Tom Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Crystal: Natalie West. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.