TV Guide: Megan Fox

The Un-graduate

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 10:30 AM WE Faith goes back to high-school for her degree after it comes out that she failed French and never actually graduated. But a note passed in class leads Sydney's new beau to think more about Faith than French. Mr. Lewis: John Havens. Sydney: Nicole Paggi. Gloria: Olga Merediz.

Remembrance of Rings Past

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 10:00 AM WE The sisters attend the funeral of a long-forgotten aunt to pay their respects---and to swipe back the ring she took from their mom years earlier. Back at home, Charley handles an alarming situations with the home-security system and Hayley's middle-child neuroses. Pallbearer: Matthew Wilkas. Security Guard: Jason Olive. Elderly Woman: Gloria Cromwell.

Jay Leno Show

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 10:00 PM NBC Megan Fox. Also: Military men and women make up the audience.

9021-Uh-Oh

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 10:30 AM WE Cheryl Ladd guest stars as Hope and Faith's late mom in a flashback Thanksgiving episode. Also appearing is “Beverly Hills 90210” alum Brian Austin Green, who plays himself. In fact, the episode is set in Green's Hollywood house, but Faith is passing it off as her house in an effort to impress her visiting family, who think she's a successful actress. Green isn't supposed to be home, but of course he shows up unexpectedly. Jack: Robert Wagner.

Phone Home for the Holidays

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 10:00 AM WE Robert Wagner guests as Hope and Faith's playboy father Jack, who arrives for Thanksgiving with his latest girlfriend (Lynda Carter). She's “out of this world,” he says to his daughters. She says she was abducted by aliens. Jack also has a surprise for Charley: he has taken up shiatsu massage, and his “favorite” (read: only) son-in-law is “customer numero uno.”

Old Faithful

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 10:30 AM WE Feeling old and unhip because Sydney rolled her eyes at her, Faith decides to move out. Unfortunately, the place she picks turns out to be an old-folks home, where at least she feels young. Meanwhile, Hope and Charley rent out her apartment to a control freak (Brian Hutchison). Dr. Lombard: Susan Sullivan.

Jay Date

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 10:00 AM WE Hope and Faith vie to fix up Jay (Johnny Galecki) with a girlfriend. Hope's choice: Betsy (Jicky Schnee), a single mom from the PTA. Faith proposes Amber (Alexie Gilmore), an old school friend who's much hotter than Betsy.

The Restaurant

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 10:30 AM WE Hope goes to work at the pricey restaurant her half brother, Jay (Johnny Galecki), has just opened, and Faith is upset because Hope is neglecting her and Jay doesn't seem to notice her. So Faith's shrink (Susan Sullivan) suggests that she get to know Jay. This will not be good news for Hope, who, of course, is driving Jay crazy.

The Big Shanowski

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 10:00 AM WE Charley finds a skill of Faith's he can admire: She's a good bowler. So he asks her to be his partner in an upcoming tournament. Then he must figure out a nice way to dump his usual partner, the athletically challenged Hope.

Charley Shoots Faith

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 10:30 AM WE When Faith finally gets her agent (voice of John O'Hurley) on the phone, he tells her to have new head shots taken. Charley offers to take them, and the agent loves them. He loves the photography, that is.

Meet the Parent

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 10:00 AM WE Jack (Robert Wagner) is in town for Hope and Charley's 20th-anniversary party, and the Gooch (Mark Consuelos) is nervous about meeting him. He ought to be. So Hope enlists Charley to take the two out drinking and “make them get along.”

Homeless Hal

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 10:30 AM WE Handsome Hal (Regis Philbin) has hit bottom after losing his used-car dealership, and his wife has thrown him out of the house. So Faith invites him to move in with the Fairfields. Naturally, he's a pest. And he needs a job. Maybe he and Faith can team up. Joy: Joy Philbin. Chad: Dan McCabe. Ed: Danton Stone.

Now and Zen

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 10:00 AM WE The Gooch (Mark Consuelos) is back from Japan with a new, Zen lifestyle: meditation, yoga---and celibacy. But that won't stop him from becoming jealous when Faith shows interest in her yoga instructor (Trevor St. John).

Sex, Lies and Faith

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 10:30 AM WE Hope and Charley's sex life goes from famine to feast, thanks to Faith. But that wasn't her intent. What Faith had told her sister was that single folks have all the fun, so Hope sets out to prove her wrong by luring Charley to a tryst at a local hotel. Then another. Then another, leaving the housework and child-rearing to Faith.

Christmas Time

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 10:00 AM WE It's Christmastime in Glen Falls, and Faith is bearing gifts, including something surprisingly special for Charley, who has (once again) forgotten to buy a present for his office janitor, Hassan. These two unrelated acts are linked in the holiday silliness that follows. Hassan: Erick Avari.

Like a Virgin (Kinda)

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 12:00 PM ABCFAM Holly learns that Henry had sex while in a previous relationship, so she and Tina set out to meet his old flame. Meanwhile, Lauren persuades Valerie to spend a workday relaxing at the loft and spices things up by hiring a pair of masseurs. Shannon: Megan Fox. Delivery Guy: Jace Milstead. Tina: Allison Munn. Henry: Michael McMillian.

Hope in the Middle

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 10:30 AM WE Faith's therapist (Susan Sullivan) suggests that she find an outlet for her “creative energies,” and Faith chooses a poetry slam. Who knew? She asks Hope to accompany her, but Charley's receiving an award that night. Which one will Hope attend? Her decision leads to a threesome in the therapist's office.

Blood Is Thicker than Daughter

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 10:00 AM WE Hope and Faith's dad (Robert Wagner) arrives in town for Thanksgiving a day early, and they run into him as he shops for sweaters with a young man (Johnny Galecki). Is their dad gay? No. It turns out that the young man is the stepbrother they never knew they had.

Faith's Therapy

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 10:30 AM WE When Faith keeps blowing off job interviews, Hope and Charley make her see a therapist. She stops after just one session and doesn't tell them. But Faith does tell the two that her therapist wants them to pamper her. Meanwhile, a mean girl at school is picking on Hayley. Dr. Lombard: Susan Sullivan.

Charley's Shirt

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 10:00 AM WE Charley loves the sexy shirt Hope gave him for his birthday, but Hope hates it. In fact, she didn't pick it out. Faith did, touching off a Hope-Faith tiff and setting off a chain of events that winds up with the two sisters in a cardio-striptease class. Cindy: Beth Curry. Mrs. Hagenbarth: Mimi Bensinger.

Megan Fox

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

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