TV Guide: Megan Fox

Trade Show

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 11 10:30 AM WE Rebecca Budig and Cameron Mathison (“All My Children”) and Dominic Chianese (“The Sopranos”) guest star on an episode in which Faith gets back into show business, sort of---as a scantily clad jackhammer demonstrator at a trade show. Meanwhile, Sydney gets Haley to write a science paper for her.

Jack's Back

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 11 10:00 AM WE Robert Wagner, Tony Curtis and Jenny McCarthy guest star in an episode in which Hope and Faith's dad (Wagner) and Faith's best friend, Mandi (McCarthy), share a May-December romance. This doesn't sit well at all with Hope or Faith, so Faith sets out to teach Mandi a lesson by hitting on her dad (Curtis).

Faith's Husband

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 10:30 AM WE It turns out that Faith is married---to a man (Tom Arnold) who lives in a trailer whom she hasn't seen in 15 years. It seems he never filed divorce papers, but now he wants to untie the knot. Not so fast, says Faith. She wants an apology before she'll sign anything. Attorney: James H. Doerr.

Hope Gets a Job

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 10:00 AM WE Hope gets a job as a columnist for the local newspaper, and Faith wrangles one, too, but they're not exactly “cubbie buddies”: Faith is driving Hope crazy. Meanwhile, Charley and the kids must take take up the slack at home. Their first project: making pecan sandies.

Faith's Maid

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 10:30 AM WE Faith's former maid (Marcia Jean Kurtz) shows up and Faith is glad to see her; everyone else has a maid they don't want. Meanwhile, Charley wants to join a “fancy schmancy” country club, and Hope, Faith and Charley do end up there. Magda: Miranda Jokovic.

Jury Duty

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 10:00 AM WE Hope has jury duty, and that means disorder in the court, courtesy of Faith, who won't take her rejection as a juror lying down. And before the verdict is in, her soap-opera experience will come in handy.

Prom and Circumstance

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 10:30 AM WE Hope and Faith “date” two doofuses from their high-school class because they have promised to repair Charley's '67 Stingray before he can find out that they (and Sydney, who was driving it) have damaged it. Ronnie Fuller: Rob Campbell. Donnie Fuller: Jason Butler Harner. Sydney: Nicole Paggi.

Charley's Baseball

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 10:00 AM WE Hope and Faith crash a baseball locker room to get the autograph of pitcher Roger Clemens (who has a cameo, as does New York Yankees coach Willie Randolph). The reason why they're doing it involves a misdeed by Justin. Meanwhile, Hayley handcuffs herself to her tree house. It seems that the tree in which it's situated has died, and Charley must cut it down. But Hayley won't hear of it.

Mismatch

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 10:30 AM WE Charley's friend Kenny (Kevin Sorbo), who works for Doctors Without Borders in Djibouti, arrives for a visit and promptly falls in love with Faith. This is surprising to everyone and upsetting to Hayley, who has a crush on him. As for Hayley's boyfriend, Edwin (Brett Murphy), he's just crushed.

The Diner Show

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 10:00 AM WE Kathie Lee Gifford guest stars as a diner waitress who, after a typically zany plot twist, becomes a colleague of Hope and Faith (they couldn't pay their bill). The reason they're in the diner in the first place: Faith wants to impress a director who's filming on location and eats there every night. Back at home, meanwhile, Charley crashes a party, only he doesn't know it, thanks to Sydney and Hayley's quick guest-disappearing act.

Madam President

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 10:30 AM WE The opposition to Hope's campaign for president of the Glen Falls Neighborhood Association is Faith-based: she insulted a man (Peter Marx), so he runs against her. He'll find a potent campaign weapon. Meanwhile, Charley tries to engineer Sydney's social life. Annie Hannigan: Mimi Rogers.

The Wedding

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 10:00 AM WE Charley's brother Andrew (James Villemaire) is getting married, and their mother (Constance Barron) fears that Hope will ruin the nuptials. There's a history here: She blames Hope for wrecking Andrew's first wedding (the bride ran out of the church following a poem Hope read), and this one won't go smoothly, either. Astrid:Delaine Yates. Edward Shanowski: James Murtaugh.

Silent Night, Opening Night

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 10:30 AM WE “All My Children” troublemaker Rebecca Budig appears as a soap star (of course), and that's bad news for Faith. The newcomer has taken over Faith's old role on “The Sacred and the Sinful.” This sends Faith into a funk that's broken only when Hope tabs her to direct Hayley's holiday pageant at school. But her “artistic integrity” proves to be more than the kids can stand. Meanwhile, a bully takes Justin's winter coat, but Charley knows how to get it back. Hank Johnson: Danny Woodburn.

Anger Management

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 10:00 AM WE A “big misunderstanding” (it really is) with the mother of one of the boys in Charley's basketball team lands Hope and Faith in an anger-management class. But does Hope really have a “Faith-management problem”? Meanwhile, Charley might be the anti-handyman, but that's not stopping him from trying to fix the garbage disposal in the kitchen sink. Sue: Kelly Coffield Park. Brad: Jim Gaffigan.

Phone Home for the Holidays

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 10:30 AM WE Robert Wagner guests as Hope and Faith's playboy father Jack, who arrives for Thanksgiving with his latest girlfriend (Lynda Carter). She's “out of this world,” he says to his daughters. She says she was abducted by aliens. Jack also has a surprise for Charley: he has taken up shiatsu massage, and his “favorite” (read: only) son-in-law is “customer numero uno.”

Car Commercial

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 10:00 AM WE Regis Philbin guest stars as a car dealer who hires Faith for one of his wacky TV commercials. It's wackier than she would have liked. Meanwhile, Charley can't remember all of his and Hope's “cutesy, made-up anniversaries.”

Hope & Faith Get Randy

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 10:30 AM WE Clint Black guest stars as a high-school flame of Hope's who is single again and back in town. He and Faith begin making some music together and that rouses Hope's ire. Meanwhile, Haley and Sydney make a hole in their bedroom wall while wrestling and conspire to cover it up. Also, Devon O'Day (Faith Ford's sister) performs with singer Kim Patton-Johnston in a scene set in a country-western bar.

Hope Has No Faith

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 10:00 AM WE Faith meets a handsome and sensitive guy (Christian De La Fuente) on Halloween. He's quite a treat, but Hope thinks he has a trick up his sleeve. Meanwhile, Haley has a “math date” with a nerdy boy named Edwin (Brett Murphy), thanks to Sydney, who arranged it (without asking Haley first).

About a Book Club

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 10:30 AM WE Hope's book-club meeting becomes a party when Faith crashes it, and Hope turns out to be a heartier partier than anyone could have imagined. Meanwhile, Charley takes the kids to the arcade and turns out to be something of a pinball wizard.

Summary Judgment

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 10:00 AM WE Faith, in debt to her former studio because she "accidentally" set fire to a set the day she was fired, needs money, so Hope hires her as her assistant. A happy homemaker she isn't. Nurse Sally: Marylouise Burke. John: John Scurti.