TV Guide: Matt Stone

Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Sun Dec 6 07:30 PM MTV The boys are devastated to learn that their heroes Terrence and Phillip have broken up.

Tom's Rhinoplasty

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 08:30 PM MTV Mr. Garrison takes a leave of absence to have a nose job and is replaced by Miss Ellen, a substitute who threatens Stan and Wendy's relationship. Guest voice: Natasha Henstridge.

Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 08:00 PM MTV Cartman seeks online companionship from older users after deciding that Stan, Kenny and Kyle aren't mature enough.

Freak Strike

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 08:30 PM MTV The gang decides to put Butters up as a guest on a talk show thinking that they will get special favors.

Fat Camp

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 08:00 PM MTV Cartman is sent to a camp for obese youngsters by concerned family and friends. Meanwhile, Kenny has his own hit TV show, “Krazy Kenny.” Also, Chef talks to the boys about prostitution.

The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 08:30 PM MTV Cartman impersonates the Tooth Fairy when he learns there's money to be made from harvesting the teeth of underprivileged kids. However, the leader of a dentists' organization sets out to stop him.

Marjorine

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 10:00 PM COMEDY The boys decide to fake Butters' death and resurrect him as a girl.

Krazy Kripples

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 09:30 PM COMEDY The kids become embroiled in the life of a disabled celebrity who breezes through town and gets all the attention.

Here Comes the Neighborhood

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 09:00 PM COMEDY Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Cartman have a run-in with Token, the town's only rich kid. In retaliation, Token encourages other wealthy people to move into the neighborhood.

Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 08:30 PM MTV Stan, Kyle and Kenny gravitate toward a new planetarium; and Cartman auditions to be the star of "Les Miserables."

My Future Self n' Me

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 08:00 PM MTV Stan is forced to look at his life 30 years in the future; Cartman tries to launch a new business.

Gnomes

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 12:00 AM WGNAME The boys work on a project with a high-strung kid whose parents' coffee shop faces strong competition from a conglomerate that hopes to set up in South Park.

Spookyfish

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 08:30 PM MTV Stan fears his pet fish may be involved with a rash of unsolved murders that occur on Halloween. Meanwhile, Cartman starts killing people---with kindness, even going so far as to appreciate Wendy's liberal views.

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 08:00 PM MTV Aliens wreak havoc in the Rockies, first by subjecting Cartman to an anal probe, and then by abducting Kyle's baby brother. Chef: Isaac Hayes. Other voices include creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

Wing

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 03:30 AM WGNAME Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle become talent agents with one client.

Cow Days

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 03:00 AM WGNAME During South Park's annual rodeo, the boys compete in a bull-riding contest. Meanwhile, the cows find religion.

Cartman's Incredible Gift

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 29 07:30 PM MTV Cartman is imbued with the power to see into the future after he's hit on the head.

A Ladder to Heaven

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 29 07:00 PM MTV Trying to find Kenny in Heaven, the boys discover that Saddam Hussein may have hidden weapons there.

Pink Eye

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 19:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 07:00 PM MTV A pinkeye epidemic interrupts the boys' plans to win a Halloween-costume contest; and Kenny has a run-in with a Russian space station when it falls to Earth.

Best Friends Forever

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 12:30 AM WGNAME Kenny is able to purchase a gaming device that's been sold out, straining his friendship with Cartman.

Chef Aid

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 12:00 AM WGNAME Chef (voice of Isaac Hayes) invites some of his well-known musician friends to participate in a benefit concert after he loses all of his money in a lawsuit. Meanwhile, the boys join the workforce to help him get out of debt.

The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 08:30 PM MTV The boys look forward to the newest Terrance and Phillip movie.

Douche and Turd

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 08:00 PM MTV The kids have to choose a new mascot after an animal-rights group protests.

Die Hippie, Die

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 04:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 04:30 AM WGNAME Hippies, the bane of Cartman's existence, threaten to overrun South Park when they plan a weeklong music festival in town.

Helen Keller! The Musical

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 04:00 AM WGNAME The boys work on a Thanksgiving pageant about Helen Keller and decide to use a turkey instead of a dog.

Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 08:30 PM MTV The town of Beaverton is flooded when a mammoth beaver dam breaks. Is global warming to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know for sure.

The Death of Eric Cartman

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 08:00 PM MTV Butters believes he can talk to the dead.