TV Guide: Lynsey Bartilson

I Fought the In-Laws

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 04:30 PM ABCFAM The minor insults of Claudia's visiting parents get so far under an insecure Sean's skin that it starts to look like he's gone out of his mind. Meanwhile, karaoke leads to an unlikely liplock between Brad and Lily. Tony: Stephen Root. Eddie: Kevin Corrigan.

Eddie and This Guy with Diamonds

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 04:00 PM ABCFAM Sean winds up in jail for buying some shady diamond earrings for Claudia from Eddie's so-called “connection” (Steve Larson); Lily protests the nuns's donkey-basketball game. Musgrove: John Kassir. Dean: Mike Vogel. Sister Helen: Miriam Flynn. Claudia: Megyn Price.

Swearin' to God

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 04:30 PM ABCFAM Sean exploits a nun's foulmouthed slip of the tongue to get Claudia and the kids everything they've ever wanted from St. Finnian's. Sister Helen: Miriam Flynn. Mr. Kersey: Chris Hogan. Connie: Nancy Cassaro. Father Mathew: Tom Virtue.

The Kids Are Alright

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 04:00 PM ABCFAM The sun sets on Sean's luck during a trip to Atlantic City, while Eddie tries to save Lily from a party gone awry in her parents' absence. Joan: Marian Mercer. Dean: Mike Vogel. Bitterman: David Stenstrom. Lara: Sarah Ann Morris.

Relax!

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 04:30 PM ABCFAM Sean tries to talk a gay co-worker (Sean O'Bryan) into coming out of the closet before it gets out that Sean has already done it for him. Meanwhile, Lily's ready to rumble for her man after realizing that women keep hitting on Dean. Gretchen: Natasha Lyonne. Dean: Mike Vogel. Ned: James McBride. Claudia: Megyn Price.

Safety Dance

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 04:00 PM ABCFAM Sean and Claudia chaperone Lily's school dance, where the boozy ghosts of the pair's proms gone by end up haunting them all. Meanwhile, Eddie finds an interesting use for an underfed and overagitated Walt. Dean: Mike Vogel. Lily: Linsey Bartilson. Claudia: Megyn Price.

Eddie Said Knock You Out

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 04:30 PM ABCFAM A charity boxing match gives Sean a chance to step into the ring and smack down his smug neighbor (Gregory Jbara), while Claudia has her hands full in the stands trying to defend her own assets. Connie: Nancy Cassaro. Wendy: Kathe Mazur. Young Walt: Rusty Flood. Ref: John David Conti.

Take It to the Limit

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 04:00 PM ABCFAM Lily's compulsive credit-card usage sinks Sean's plans to take Jimmy and his friends to a pricey waterpark; Eddie refuses to open up to his family about the contents of his mysterious locked box. Dean: Mike Vogel. Alison: Autumn Reeser. Tracey: Kelli Garner. Perry: Connor Matheus. Ticket Clerk: Eric Jungmann. Jimmy: Griffin Frazen.

Mummy in the Maze

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 09:00 PM TNT The mummified remains of two teen girls are found at Halloween-themed amusements. When a third girl goes missing, Booth and Brennan fear that a serial killer may be at work. Meanwhile, the team prepares for the annual Jeffersonian Halloween Ball. Gregg Liscombe: Rider Strong.

Don't Fear the Reefer

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 04:30 PM ABCFAM Sean's swing at tree surgery sparks a Super Bowl blackout, but his biggest worry is what Lily was doing right before the lights went out. O'Keefe: Gregory Jbara. Alison: Autumn Reeser. Marc: Jim McMahon. Hugh: Willie Gault. Girl: Kate Orsini.

Mr. Roboto

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 04:00 PM ABCFAM Sean goes too far in helping Jimmy build a robot for school; Lily lands a spot on the dance squad; and Claudia loses her cool after Walt recruits her to steam a pair of ill-gotten lobsters. Diane: Julie Mullen. Chris: Cooper Thornton. Aron: Gerg Zerkle. Kelli: Lindsey McKeon. Miss Spinoza: Melissa Dye.

We Are Family

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 04:30 PM ABCFAM A favor for Claudia's well-connected Uncle Sal (Vincent Pastore) goes awry, leading Sean to fear that the guy may be a goodfella. Meanwhile, Brad is more than willing to share a shower with Lily after a plumbing problem leaves the Finnertys all wet. Mr. O'Keefe: Greg Jbara. Guy: Frank D'Amico. Brad: Bret Harrison.

Is She Really Going Out with Walt?

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 04:00 PM ABCFAM The Finnertys' plan to push Walt (Richard Riehle) back into the social scene backfires when he's social with a lady they don't like. Meanwhile, Lily fears that her bad behavior has led Brad to seek out a new groupie. Brad: Bret Harrison. Kristina: Shannon Marie Woodward. Irene: Suanne Spoke. Claudia: Megyn Price.

Let's Talk About Sex, Henry

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 04:30 PM ABCFAM After Henry finds his parents having sex, Sean conducts an “open and honest discussion,” as does Henry---with nearly everyone. Brad: Bret Harrison. Gary: Carlos Jacott. Mrs. Gowan: Lily Knight. Henry: Jake Burbage. Jimmy: Griffin Frazen. Eddie: Kevin Corrigan.

Smoke on the Daughter

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 04:00 PM ABCFAM Lily uses Claudia's secret smoking habit to get her way, while Sean goes out of his way to get his bride off the butts. Eddie: Kevin Corrigan. Dean: Mike Vogel. Claudia: Megyn Price. Sean: Donal Logue.

Suspicion

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 05:00 PM USA A Marine intelligence officer is murdered in a hotel in a small town, but the team's investigation is hampered by local authorities who disrupted the crime scene and performed an autopsy before the agents arrived. Maj. Raines: Mark Derwin. Sheriff Barrett: Brian Howe. Masoud Tariq: Cas Anvar.

Bang on the Drum

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 04:30 PM ABCFAM Claudia ropes Sean and Eddie into playing at a friend's wedding, but the band's reunion falls flat after Lily takes a shine to the drummer. Meanwhile, Henry becomes convinced that he's a robot. Brad: Bret Harrison. Henry: Jake Burbage. Jimmy: Griffin Frazen. Lily: Lynsey Bartilson.

Rubber Sold

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 04:00 PM ABCFAM Sean freaks out over Lily's attending a bash at Brad's after he spots the nerdy neighbor stocking up on certain sexy party supplies. Brad: Bret Harrison. Lily: Lynsey Bartilson. Alison: Autumn Reeser. Pharmacist: Jessica Bern. Fire Chief: Steve Tancora.

Don't Let Me Download

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 04:30 PM ABCFAM Claudia gives Sean a dressing-down after she catches him downloading porn off the Internet and trying to blame one of the kids. Meanwhile, Lily and Jimmy have hell to pay for pulling a dirty trick on one of their religious teachers. Sister Helen: Miriam Flynn. Eddie: Kevin Corrigan.

Dream On

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 04:00 PM ABCFAM Claudia's dream about Eddie has Sean out to relight his wife's fire, until he goes down in flames during an impromptu visit to her work. Meanwhile, Lily bombs out with a new boy after guzzling Jimmy's spiked cider. Sean: Donal Logue. Walt: Richard Riehle. Henry: Jake Burbage.

Baby You Can't Drive My Car

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 04:30 PM ABCFAM Sean mourns his “stolen” car after Lily and Brad lie about the ill-fated joyride that sped up the auto's untimely end. And while Eddie helps the kids cover their tracks, Claudia wants to fudge the numbers to score more insurance money. Vince: Danny Masterson. Eddie: Kevin Corrigan. Sean: Donal Logue. Claudia: Megyn Price. Lily: Lynsey Bartilson.

Love Child

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 04:00 PM ABCFAM Lily is horrified when she learns that she was born before her parents were married, until she gets the whole story. Amy: Dina Spybey. Amy's Father: Bruce French. Lou: Joshua Wheeler. Lily: Lynsey Bartilson. Claudia: Megyn Price. Eddie: Kevin Corrigan.