TV Guide: Luis Armand Garcia

Listing: Lopez Tonight

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 15 11:00 PM TBS A reunion of the cast of the 2002-07 series "George Lopez" features Constance Marie, Belita Moreno, Valente Rodriguez, Luis Armand Garcia, Masiela Lusha and Aimee Garcia.

Listing: George Lopez

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 09:00 PM NIK

Listing: Home Sweet Homeschool

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Sun Dec 13 10:30 PM NIK Angie decides to home school Carmen after her private school rejects her and Angie's employer goes under. Janet: Kaitlin Olson. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Angie: Constance Marie. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez.

Listing: George of the Rings

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Sun Dec 13 10:00 PM NIK After forgetting their anniversary, George wants to buy Angie a ring he couldn't afford before, but the one she chooses is still beyond his means. Salesman: Ian Gomez. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.

Listing: Meet the Cuban Parents

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Sat Dec 12 10:30 PM NIK George can do little right when Angie's parents (Sonia Braga, Emiliano Diez) come to spend Christmas in the Lopez home. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno. Carmen: Masiela Lusha.

Listing: A Clear and Presentless Danger

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Sat Dec 12 10:00 PM NIK To counter the kids' Christmas greed, George decrees a one-gift-only policy, then worries that Max will suffer with Benny as his secret Santa. BMX bicycle racing champ Dave Mirra appears. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Benny: Belita Moreno. Max: Luis Armand Garcia.

Listing: George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 11 10:30 PM NIK Angie tells George she's pregnant, and Benny's off to jail after she's arrested as an accessory to the convenience-store robbery. So George has to find a lawyer (Adam West). And that won't be his only expense: Carmen got accepted into college. Meanwhile, Vic announces that he's getting married again, to a 27-year-old. Judge Alvarez: Marilyn Milian.

Listing: It's a Cliffhanger, by George

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 11 10:00 PM NIK Ernie tells George that the factory is moving to Mexico and that they'll both be out of jobs; Benny flees when she learns that the police want to question her about a robbery; a nauseated Angie awaits the results of a home-pregnancy test; Carmen is afraid to open her final college letter after three rejections; Max is tempted by beer; and Vic prepares to propose to a young woman he barely knows.

Listing: Profiles in Courage

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 10:30 PM NIK Fearing they'll lose a Government contract, George's bosses tell him to demote an Arabian inspector who knows how to fly. Hosni: Jason Antoon. Jack: Jack Blessing. Curtis: Carl Anthony Payne. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn. Max: Luis Garcia. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

Listing: George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without Benny-Fits

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 10:00 PM NIK After Benny berates him for not giving her a work prize she thinks she deserved, George dreams (with the aid of a spiked drink) that she's really a warm and caring mother---and that he's a mama's boy. It's anything but a wonderful life.

Listing: A Kiss Is Just a Kiss

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 10:30 PM NIK George's birthday surprise for Angie is a visit from her dad and her sister, who surprises George with a clandestine kiss. Gloria: Jacqueline Obradors. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.

Listing: George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 10:00 PM NIK After belittling Angie's job as a wedding planner, George becomes one himself---taking on an impossibly demanding client (Eva Longoria) whom Angie dumped to show that anything she can do he can do better.

Listing: George vs. George

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 10:30 PM NIK Lou Diamond Phillips plays George Lopez, a man the Lopezes encounter via a credit snag. And there's another link between the two Georges: their father. Brenda: Miriam Flynn. Bartender: Kate Orsini. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

Listing: George Gets Cross Over Freddie

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 10:00 PM NIK In a crossover episode with “Freddie,” Max has struck up an online friendship with Freddie's niece Zoey (Chloe Suazo). George finds out and assumes that “Zoey” is really a pervert. In Chicago, Freddie assumes the same thing about Max.

Listing: Girl Fight

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 10:30 PM NIK A slander of Carmen sends George to her school's conflict manager---the bully who beat him up 30 years earlier. Tommy: Steven R. Schirripa. Adam: Jordan Masterson. Piper: Autumn Reeser. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Angie: Constance Marie. Max: Luis Armand Garcia.

Listing: George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 10:00 PM NIK Ernie needs to lose weight or else Mel will fire him, so George plays diet guru. But first he must play psychologist, because Ernie won't admit that he has a problem. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn.

Listing: Now George Noahs Ex-Zack-Ly What

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Sun Dec 6 11:30 PM NIK George gives Carmen an ultimatum regarding Zack; Randy tries to win back Benny with help from the Commodores. Zack: Trevor Wright. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn. Randy: Nick Offerman. Officer: Steven Montfort. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

Listing: What George Doesn't Noah

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Sun Dec 6 11:00 PM NIK After dumping bad-boy Zack, Carmen quickly finds a new boyfriend, but George just as quickly finds a problem with the boy. Noah: Johnny Pacar. Zack: Trevor Wright. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

Video: George Lopez: "George is Being Elfish: Cookie Batter"

Nickelodeon — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 06:47:06 -0500

When Angie bakes cookies, Ernie pitches in to help clean up.

Video: George Lopez: "Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?: The Toast"

Nickelodeon — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:46:55 -0500

George makes quite the memorable toast at Thanksgiving dinner.

Video: George Lopez: "Trouble in Paradise: Max's Prayer"

Nickelodeon — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:46:55 -0500

Max has the honor of saying a prayer of thanks at Thanksgiving dinner.

Video: George Lopez: "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey: Blessings"

Nickelodeon — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:46:55 -0500

George neglects to thank his mother for giving birth to him.

Video: George Lopez: "Halloween Cheer: Canine Help"

Nickelodeon — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 06:45:54 -0500

George plans for a haunted Halloween with help from the dog or "terror-ier."

Video: Max's Big Adventure

Amazon Video on Demand — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:34:41 -0500

When a factory employee, Jim (GREGG DANIEL), is arrested because of a bar fight, George and Benny audition people to replace him in their carpool. Meanwhile, Max wants to walk to school alone for the first time, prompting overprotective George to test his son's savvy. Max proves that he is smart, but George gets into trouble with the police.

Video: The Wedding Dance

Amazon Video on Demand — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:34:41 -0500

The Lopezes host a wedding in their backyard. For the first time in their 16-year marriage, George asks a delighted Angie to slow dance with him, which she has always wanted to do. But he gets more than he expected when she drunkenly invents some new dance moves as the party guests look on.

Video: Team Leader

Amazon Video on Demand — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:34:41 -0500

A Saturday-morning chidren's series.

Video: Token of Unappreciation

Amazon Video on Demand — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:34:41 -0500

George questions his company loyalty. After his bosses ask him to help on the assembly line, which is humiliating because it is the duty he performed before his promotion to manager, he receives a job offer from a competitor. Meanwhile, Carmen has to choose whether she wants to keep her best friend or be part of the popular crowd.

Video: The Unnatural

Amazon Video on Demand — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:34:41 -0500

When Max is asked to not play in an upcoming Little League game because he can't hit the ball, George works tirelessly on improving his son's skills. But it takes a special visit from some of baseball's premier players (ROD CAREW, STEVE GARVEY, JOE MORGAN and JIM PALMER as themselves) to teach George that there's more to playing well than he thinks.

Video: George Lopez - The Complete First and Second Seasons

Amazon Video on Demand — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 10:29:03 -0500

Comedian George Lopez stars as a Los Angeles manufacturing planet manager attempting to deal with his wacky family along with other random mishaps.

Video: Super Bowl

Amazon Video on Demand — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:29:32 -0500

The Lopez family finds out that Benny's estranged brother, Uncle Joe (ISMAEL (EAST) CARLO), will die soon. George and Angie convince Benny to reconcile with Uncle Joe--but Benny's more interested in getting Joe's Super Bowl tickets. Meanwhile, since Benny never taught George how to cope with death when he was younger, he has difficulty attending the funeral.

Video: Secrets and Lies