TV Guide: Laurie Metcalf

Thanksgiving 1991

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 09:30 PM TVLAND Thanksgiving brings four generations together in time to cope with a surprise announcement from Bev. Mary: Shelley Winters. Lonnie: Kristopher Kent Hill. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Roseanne: Rosanne Arnold.

We Gather Together

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 09:00 PM TVLAND On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to Mom (Estelle Parsons), and Dan's dad (Ned Beatty) butters up Crystal (Natalie West). Al: John Randolph. Audrey: Ann Wedgeworth. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Meet the Robinsons

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:25:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 05:25 PM DISNEY

Home Is Where the Afghan Is

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 01:30 AM TVLAND Thanksgiving isn't the same with Dan away, and with a caterer (Bob Fuller) preparing the turkey feast in the new kitchen. Prince Carlos: Jim Varney. Nana Mary: Shelley Winters. Scott: Fred Willard. Leon: Martin Mull. Bev: Estelle Parsons.

The Last Thursday in November

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 01:00 AM TVLAND Thanks to a teacher who gives students free rein, D.J.'s Thanksgiving pageant includes a “Pulp Fiction” twist that offends some of the parents, but not the Conners. Charlie Hill. Dawn: Colleen Camp. Bev: Estelle Parsons. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki.

Canoga Time

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 01:00 PM OXYGN Dan can't bear to part with the "junk" Roseanne wants to donate to the PTA rummage sale; Darlene forges a passing grade on her report card. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman. Booker: George Clooney. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Saturday

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 12:30 PM OXYGN Saturday at the Conner home finds Dan and his pals tuning up Dan's truck, while Roseanne and the gals discuss Jackie's dating life. Dwight: Bill Sadler. Crystal: Natalie West. Freddie: Bill Pentland. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Here's to Good Friends

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 11:30 AM OXYGN Roseanne and Jackie help Crystal (Natalie West) drown her sorrows over breaking up with her lover by taking her to the Lobo Lounge for a few pink squirrels and a pep talk. Booker: George Clooney. Savannah: Frances Fisher. Juanita: Evelina Fernandez.

The Memory Game

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 11:00 AM OXYGN Roseanne discovers that Dan had a one-night stand with her high-school nemesis years ago. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

Lover's Lane

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 10:30 AM OXYGN Bowling night finds Roseanne checking out Becky's boyfriend, while Jackie and Booker make a bet with high stakes. Chip: Jared Rushton. Crystal: Natalie West. Sylvia: Anne Faulkner. Pete: Ron Perkins.

Radio Days

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 10:00 AM OXYGN Dan and Roseanne enter a songwriting contest; Booker (George Clooney) unleashes impulses in Jackie. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

Language Lessons

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 09:30 AM OXYGN Roseanne is caught in an emotional tug of war between her feuding husband and sister (John Goodman, Laurie Metcalf), while Darlene has a bone to pick with D.J. (Michael Fishman). Roseanne Arnold, Lecy Goranson, Sara Gilbert.

We're in the Money

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 08:30 AM OXYGN Dan and Roseanne agree not to spend any of Dan's $500 advance on themselves. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Booker: George Clooney.

Life and Stuff

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 08:00 AM OXYGN Roseanne deals with complaints that her daughter Darlene (Sara Gilbert) barks in school, then returns home from work to find that hubby Dan (John Goodman) didn't fix the plumbing. Becky: Lecy Goranson. D.J.: Sal Barone. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. The series pilot.

Roseanne in the Hood

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 01:30 AM TVLAND Roseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new eatery---with a drive-through window---opens up across from the Lunch Box. Comedian Pat Harrington has a cameo; the dance troupe Stomp performs. Leon: Martin Mull.

Let Them Eat Junk

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 01:00 AM TVLAND Jackie chews out Roseanne for feeding Andy junk food; D.J. spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan tick. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Sherwood Schwartz

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 12:30 AM TVLAND Dan builds a boat for a future adventure, while David plans a trip to Europe. Dan/Skipper: John Goodman. Leon/Mr. Howell: Martin Mull. Bev/Mrs. Howell: Estelle Parsons. Jackie/Gilligan: Laurie Metcalf. Darlene/Maryanne: Sara Gilbert. Roseanne/Ginger: Roseanne.

Couch Potatoes

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 12:00 AM TVLAND Now that the Conners are a Nielsen TV family, Roseanne decrees that their viewing habits must change to influence American culture. Mr. Burtis: Michael Mantell. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne.

Uncle Buck

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

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