TV Guide: Laurie Metcalf

Meet the Robinsons

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 05:00 PM DISXD

Home for the Holidays

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 01:30 PM OXYGN The family welcomes Dan home with open arms at Christmas, but Roseanne is surprised by the chilly reception she gets from her hubby. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

Home Is Where the Afghan Is

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 12:30 PM OXYGN Thanksgiving isn't the same with Dan away, and with a caterer (Bob Fuller) preparing the turkey feast in the new kitchen. Prince Carlos: Jim Varney. Nana Mary: Shelley Winters. Scott: Fred Willard. Leon: Martin Mull. Bev: Estelle Parsons.

Satan, Darling

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 11:00 AM OXYGN From 1996: Edina and Patsy (Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley) are guests---with Roseanne and Jackie---at a soirée that becomes a “Rosemary's Baby” experience for Roseanne. Tina: Marlo Thomas.

Hit the Road, Jack

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 05:30 AM NIK As Dan packs his bags, Roseanne drowns her sorrows in fast food, and D.J. finds a soul mate (Heather Matarazzo) to share his troubles. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne.

Say It Ain't So

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 05:00 AM NIK Jackie threatens to tell Roseanne about Dan's affair in California, but first Jackie must face a harsh truth about her own love life. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

Mothers and Other Strangers

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 04:30 AM NIK Bev (Estelle Parsons) seeks answers from her free-spirited mom (Shelley Winters), while Roseanne awaits Dan's return with trepidation. Scott: Fred Willard. Leon: Martin Mull. Roseanne: Roseanne. David: Johnny Galecki. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Hoi Polloi Meets Hoity Toity

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 04:00 AM NIK A visit with the Wentworths on Martha's Vineyard gives the Conners a glimpse into Astrid's dysfunctional family. Doris: Dina Merrill. Kiki: Hilary Tuck. Astrid: Mo Gaffney. Chip: Dana Gould. Lily: Phil Leeds.

Pampered to a Pulp

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 03:30 AM NIK Roseanne and Jackie fight the battle of the bulge during their sojourn at a spa. Carol: Moon Zappa. Todd Oldham: Himself. Christy: Christy Martin. Yama: Ahmet Zappa. Jill: Colleen Camp. Make-up Artist: Tammy Faye Messner.

Someday My Prince Will Come

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 03:00 AM NIK A Moldavian prince (Jim Varney) develops a royal crush on Jackie after seeing her on TV. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Leon: Martin Mull. Bev: Estelle Parsons. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

Honor Thy Mother

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 02:30 AM NIK While Roseanne plans a spa trip, Dan struggles with unanswered philosophical questions and worries about a family member. Chuck: James Pickens Jr. Leon: Martin Mull. Dan: John Goodman.

What a Day for a Daydream

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 02:00 AM NIK Hugh Hefner appears in Roseanne's daydream of a seductive photo shoot. Jerry Springer also appears as himself. Avalon: Bob Rubin. Leonard: C.D. Labove. Emcee: Johnny Dark. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne.

Mommy's Curse

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 01:30 AM TVLAND Roseanne suffers the consequences of telling Bev (Estelle Parsons) that she's had her fill of her at the Lunch Box; and Jackie jumps back into the dating arena. Leon: Martin Mull. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard.

Two Down, One to Go

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 01:00 AM TVLAND The empty-nest syndrome strikes Roseanne as Darlene (Sara Gilbert) settles into her college dorm. Jenna: Terri Ivens. David: Johnny Galecki. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.

Daughters and Other Strangers

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 12:30 AM TVLAND Roseanne worries that Darlene has decided to waste her life staying in Lanford. George: Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.

Tooth or Consequences

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 12:00 AM TVLAND Dan knocks out one of Roseanne's teeth on the day she is to meet with a health inspector; Darlene is accepted to art school. Leon: Martin Mull. Jeffrey: Phil Leeds. Robbie: J.D. Daniels. David: Johnny Galecki. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.