TV Guide: Larramie 'Doc' Shaw

Til Payne Do We Part

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 23 10:00 PM TBS Curtis and Ella are shocked to learn that their marriage is null and void, so Claretha and Floyd persuade them to bask in single life.

Paul Mall

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 23 03:00 PM TBS Curtis had better watch out: Ella is introduced to a charming and handsome man at the mall. Elsewhere, Diego enlists Calvin and Miranda to scrutinize Mercedes' new beau.

Kitchen Casanova

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 22 06:30 PM DISNEY Cody fills in for an injured cooking teacher and soon becomes a star chef who is adored by all the girls. Meanwhile, London claims Zack's artwork as her own and sells it.

Marriage Paynes

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 22 03:30 PM TBS The couples attend a marriage retreat---but unfortunately it's Miranda who retreats from Calvin when she requests a divorce. In addition, Claretha and Floyd team up to babysit the twins.

Payne, Payne Go Away

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 22 03:00 PM TBS It's a revolving door at the Payne house when CJ, Janine and the children move out, and Floyd in turn moves in because of his divorce. Then there's Jazmine. The youngster, feeling ignored and jealous, makes the choice to run away.

Parental Payne

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 21 03:30 PM TBS Calvin corners Miranda when he suspects she had an abortion. Elsewhere, Malik shows off his acting chops when he scores a role in a school production, but an interracial kiss in the play soon becomes an issue. Kim Fields directed the episode.

Recurring Paynes

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 21 03:00 PM TBS Miranda remains missing, with Calvin emerging as a suspect in her vanishing. Meanwhile, CJ, Janine and Jazmine return, hoping to stay with Curtis and Ella. And a secret is unearthed regarding Curtis's forced retirement. Valarie Pettiford guest stars. Kim Fields directed the episode.

The Swede Life

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 18 06:30 PM DISNEY Zack and Cody visit Sweden to learn about their ancestors and receive some surprising news about them from a local mayor (Ed Begley Jr.). Meanwhile, Marcus and Moseby get trapped in a furniture store.

Family Thais

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 18 06:00 PM DISNEY London visits her grandmother in Thailand and is shocked to learn that she is a poor farmer who is perfectly happy, even though she has no money or other luxuries. Meanwhile, Zack asks Cody to go on a double-date with him, but Cody doesn't want to betray Bailey.

Where's the Payne?

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 18 03:30 PM TBS A forced retirement for Curtis creates obstacles, but the drama spikes when Miranda goes missing. Elsewhere, Claretha returns sans husband and moves in with Curtis and Ella. Kim Fields directed the episode.

Payne Speaking

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 18 03:00 PM TBS A sour Curtis strongly objects to his forced retirement, a situation that turns worse when CJ is poised to take the job. Meanwhile, Ella tangles with a new pastor when he discontinues an HIV church program.

The Spy Who Shoved Me

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 17 06:30 PM DISNEY The twins help a spy recover a microchip and are shocked to learn what secret information it contains.

Wigging Out

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 17 03:30 PM TBS A missing Miranda at long last reappears---but she arrives with stunning news. Meanwhile, a packed home drives Curtis bonkers, especially when houseguest Claretha launches a home business.

It's a Boy

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 17 03:00 PM TBS When his crew departs on a call, Curtis is left alone at the firehouse with a pregnant woman who's about to give birth. Meanwhile, Tracie questions Calvin's maturity level, causing their relationship to wilt.

Your Wife's a Payne

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 16 09:30 PM TBS Calvin and Miranda move into their new digs, but Miranda's shadowy past life as a con artist comes to the fore. Elsewhere, it gets snippy at the barbershop when the couple quarrel over business plans.

Casa De Payne

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 16 09:00 PM TBS Claretha gets the royal treatment when she becomes engaged to an African prince. Planning a move to Africa, she sells her home to a new family. Meanwhile, Curtis blows a gasket when he receives a slew of parking tickets; Calvin and Miranda return from their honeymoon; and Jazmine journeys to a boarding school in North Carolina.

More Than Meets the Eye

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 16 08:30 PM TBS CJ is downcast and Janine grows increasingly agitated in the wake of the destruction of their house due to a fire. As CJ deals with not having a home, he also investigates the cause of the blaze. Tyler Perry directed the episode.

A Shock to the System

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 16 08:00 PM TBS Malik's best pal, Kevin (Kyre Batiste-Loftin), is injured in a hit-and-run accident. In other events, Calvin scores a job at a most unusual place.

The Beauty and the Fleeced

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 16 06:30 PM DISNEY Zack and Woody create a fake beauty pageant to meet girls, and Bailey enters the contest with Cody as her coach.

Home Alone

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 16 03:30 PM TBS It's domestic bliss for Ella and Curtis, whose home is at last their own after CJ moves out. However, a robbery at CJ's apartment may change all that.

Teacher's Pet

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 16 03:00 PM TBS When Jazmine absconds with the class hamster, the school's attractive assistant principal (Robinne Lee) pays a visit to the Payne home to investigate. Before long, young Malik develops a crush on the woman.

Bermuda Triangle

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 15 06:30 PM DISNEY Zack and Cody enter an alternate universe when they pass through the Bermuda Triangle and experience what life would have been like if they had not been raised together.

True Lies

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 15 03:30 PM TBS Malik and his bud Kevin (Kyre Batiste-Loftin) consider skipping school with two girls. Elsewhere, Calvin's pal Peanut (Clayton English) concocts a nutty plan to impress a woman: He professes to own the barbershop and poses as a Payne family member.

Unsung Heroes

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 15 03:00 PM TBS Calvin and his posse decide to throw a surprise bash for a buddy returning from the Iraq War. Elsewhere, Malik pens an essay on a role model---but who will be his subject?

Crossing Jordin

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 06:30 PM DISNEY Jordin Sparks arrives on the ship to perform a concert, and the twins write a song for her to sing. Meanwhile, London's alleged biggest fan visits her on board and tries to steal her identity.

And Justice for All

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 03:30 PM TBS Curtis wheels, deals and spiels in order to get out of jury duty. Elsewhere, Malik designs his Internet profile and plunges into the computer-dating pool.

The Wench Who Saved Christmas

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 03:00 PM TBS In a holiday-themed installment, Curtis spirals into a Scrooge-like conniption when his highly anticipated trip to Hawaii is canceled. Enter sassy, brassy Madea (Tyler Perry), who teaches Curtis the true meaning of the holidays. Perry also directed the episode.

Paternity and Fraternity

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 11 03:00 PM TBS Part 1 of 2. CJ's life turns topsy-turvy upon the shocking discovery that he may have fathered another child. Meanwhile, Malik raises concerns when he keeps company with the wrong crowd.