TV Guide: Lance Gross

Listing: Balancing Act

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 03:30 PM TBS CJ tries to balance going out on a date with Nicole (Robinne Lee) and having a father-daughter day with Jazmine. Elsewhere, Jazmine reinvents her look in an effort to woo Malik's pal Kevin.

Listing: I Got the Hook Up

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 03:00 PM TBS Everyone tries to push newly divorced CJ into the dating pool. Meanwhile, palpable tension heats up between Angel and Calvin, and an HIV-positive woman volunteers at the help center.

Listing: Why Can't We Be Friends?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 03:30 PM TBS Jazmine, worried that her father's newfound romance will rip apart their family, plots to break CJ and Nicole up. Elsewhere, Curtis is tasked to clean the attic, but the old items stir sentimental memories---and keep him from throwing anything away.

Listing: Trial by Fire

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 03:30 PM TBS Part 2 of 3. Curtis attempts to save CJ, who's trapped in a burning structure with a quickly depleting oxygen tank. Meanwhile, a date between Malik and Taylor sours.

Listing: Trial By Fire

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 03:00 PM TBS Part 1 of 3. The heat's on when Curtis and his fire company battle a raging blaze, but Calvin's attempt to prove his firefighting worth results in a perilous situation. Elsewhere, young Malik tries to be a smooth operator on the phone with his new girlfriend.

Listing: Ms. Curtis

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 10:00 PM TBS It's an awkward up-and-down meeting for Calvin and Miranda when they get trapped in an elevator together, their first encounter after she asked for a divorce. Meanwhile, Curtis unwittingly takes Ella's estrogen pills.

Listing: Commencement Day

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 09:00 PM TBS Janine considers disclosing a stunning secret to CJ and the children. And Calvin has some shocking news of his own regarding his education.

Listing: Game Over

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 08:30 PM TBS Let the games begin. It's a full house when the women take on the men during game night. Besides the Paynes, the players include Calvin's girlfriend, CJ's girlfriend (Robin Givens), Janine's boyfriend (Michael Jai White) and Ella's longtime friend. But the night fizzles when a secret is exposed.

Listing: Moral Dilemma

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 08:00 PM TBS When $50,000 is found in CJ's truck, a moral dilemma about what to do with the cash begins tearing the Paynes apart.

Listing: Out on a Limb

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 03:30 PM TBS Ella, Claretha, Jazmine and Jazmine's friend branch out: They go on a woodsy wilderness trip---and promptly get lost. Meanwhile, Calvin, deciding to pop the big question to Miranda, sets out to find the perfect engagement ring.

Listing: A House Is Not a Home

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 03:00 PM TBS CJ at last lands an apartment, but the abode may be more trouble than what it's worth. Elsewhere, Ella secretly helps Janine, who in turn begins to exploit Ella's kind spirit.

Listing: Guys' Night Out, Girls' Night In

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 03:30 PM TBS Malik unwillingly goes on his very first camping excursion, but it's an uninvited Jazmine who's the unhappy camper. She brightens up, however, upon discovering that she'll be part of an all-girls gathering.

Listing: What the...?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 03:00 PM TBS It's tresses, stresses and romantic messes for two barbershop staffers.

Listing: Reunited and...It Don't Feel So Good

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 03:30 PM TBS Curtis and Ella get set to attend a college reunion---only to discover an ex-flame authored a candid book about collegiate “sextracurricular” activities. Meanwhile, CJ faces the challenge of caring for the children by himself.

Listing: I Rest My Case

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 03:00 PM TBS Malik and his buddy Kyle (Dale Neal) attend a court hearing for their motorcycle accident.

Listing: Marriage Paynes

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 10:00 PM TBS

Listing: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 09:00 PM TBS As Malik invites his new girlfriend to a Payne family dinner, Calvin again woos Miranda (Keshia Knight Pulliam), who ripped him off during a previous romance but now insists she's changed her ways.

Listing: No Money, Mo' Problems

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 08:30 PM TBS Curtis yearns for CJ and his family to finally move out of the house, so the cranky patriarch hands him money to do so---but CJ may need the cash for something else. Meanwhile, Calvin tries to impress a woman, fibbing to her that the Payne house is his. Tyler Perry directed the episode.

Listing: Down and Outted

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 08:00 PM TBS CJ's frustration over Janine's predicament impacts his family life and career. Meanwhile, Curtis grows concerned when he sees young Malik wearing a ballerina tutu.

Listing: The Wench Who Saved Christmas

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 03:30 PM TBS In a holiday-themed installment, Curtis spirals into a Scrooge-like conniption when his highly anticipated trip to Hawaii is canceled. Enter sassy, brassy Madea (Tyler Perry), who teaches Curtis the true meaning of the holidays. Perry also directed the episode.

Listing: The Beat Down

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 03:00 PM TBS Ella and Claretha offer support to an abuse victim. Meanwhile, a bachelor party for Keenan features a stripper who defies expectations.

Listing: Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 06:30 PM SHOe

Listing: Crazy in Love

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 03:30 PM TBS Curtis meets up with an old pal (George Wallace), a smooth Lothario who showers his romantic attentions on Claretha. Meanwhile, a woman stalks CJ.

Listing: Dog Day Afternoon

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 03:00 PM TBS Curtis is unwittingly roped into helping a bank robber. Meanwhile, Malik must craft a documentary for a school assignment.

Video: Marriage Paynes, Sneak Peek

TBS — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

In the all-new episode airing Wednesday, all three couples go on an eye-opening marriage retreat.

Video: Wigging Out

TBS — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

(TV-PG-L) Miranda returns with shocking news for Calvin, and Claretha decides to start a home business.

Video: Payne Speaking

TBS — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

(TV-PG-L) Curtis protests his retirement and the fact that C.J. will be taking over his job.

Video: Recurring Paynes

TBS — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

(TV-PG-L) Miranda's mother confronts Calvin about her daughter, and C.J., Janine, and Jazmine return to town.

Video: Where's the Payne?

TBS — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

(TV-PG-DL) Calvin discovers Miranda is missing, and Claretha moves in with Curtis and Ella.

Video: Play on Playa

TBS — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

(TV-PG-DL) Calvin misreads a counselor's signals after she invites him over to her house for dinner.Original Airdate: 01/23/08

Video: Down Home With The Neely's

TBS — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Cassi and Lavan go "Down Home With The Neely's." If you missed Cassi Davis and Lavan Davis on Food Network s Down Home With The Neely s, catch them again this summer in Thrills and Grills .

Video: Moving Out

TBS — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500

(TV-PG-DL) Miranda becomes upset with Calvin and his escapades with Mercedes. Original Airdate 05/27/09

Video: With Friends Like These

TBS — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500

(TV-PG-D) Rosie gets sick and Consuela becomes her temporary replacement at the boutique. Original Airdate 04/22/09

Video: I Can Cry If I Want To

TBS — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500

(TV-PG-D) The family plans a surprise party for Curtis, but it's Curtis who ends up shocking the family.Original Airdate 06/06/07

Video: House of Payne: Lance Gross

Hulu — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Lance Gross, Calvin Payne of HOUSE OF PAYNE, is growing up in front of our eyes. He talks with us about Tyler Perry and working on his studio in Atlanta on his all African-American run lot. Also, he talks about his recent engagement.

Video: House of Payne: Lance Gross

TV Guide Broadband — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Video: A House Is Not A Home, Clip 1

TBS — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Uncle Curtis' dream come true when CJ finds an apartment for him and the kids.

Video: A House Is Not A Home, Clip 2

TBS — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0500

CJ's new apartment isn't exactly what he expected.

Video: BET AWARDS 2008: EVA "PIGFORD" MARCILLE CELEBRATES 1 YEAR!

The Insider — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0500

America's Next Top Model alum, Eva "Pigford" Marcille appeared in Hollywood last night with her beau Lance Gross (House of Payne) for a BET AWARDS 2008 pre-party. The gorgeous model tuned actress discussed her new acting gig, and her one year romance with the real McChocolate! Damn Henry Simmons, you gave that up?! The event was at the Hollywood Billiards and was hosted by Dwayne Wade. Each celebrity raised money for charity.

Video: Talking To Bishop

Hulu — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Ripley reactivates the badly damaged android to read the ships log and find out if an alien was on board the vessel.

Video: Bad Movie Police Case #1: Galaxy of the Dinosaurs

Amazon Video on Demand — Sat, 17 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500

For anyone who's ever watched a movie so bad you wished acting required a permit or that a 14-day waiting period was mandatory to buy a camera...the Bad Movie Police are here! Follow the adventures of Sgt. Elke Mantooth, Lt. Drucilla Dread and The BMP Task Force as they seek out the worst "cine-terrorists" in movie history and bring their crimes to justice for your entertainment! The first BAD MOVIE POLICE case is a little gem from 1992 called GALAXY OF THE DINOSAURS. Its claim to fame is director Lance Randas' gross misuse of stock footage from PLANET OF THE DINOSAURS, intercut with thrift store footage shot in the woods behind the director's father's house!

Video: Bad Movie Police Case #1: Galaxy of the Dinosaurs

Amazon Video on Demand — Sat, 17 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Video: Meet the Browns

Apple Trailers — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500

A funny, moving romantic drama about the power of love and family, Lionsgate ? s TYLER PERRY ? S MEET THE BROWNS marks another winning portrayal of life by writer/director/actor Tyler Perry (DIARY OF A MAD BLACK WOMAN, MADEA ? S FAMILY REUNION) and features a return to the big screen by Madea, the indomitable, law-breaking, fun-loving grandma. A single mother living in inner city Chicago, Brenda has been struggling for years to make ends meet and keep her three kids off the street. But when she ? s laid off with no warning, she starts losing hope for the first time ? until a letter arrives announcing the death of a father she ? s never met. Desperate for any kind of help, Brenda takes her family to Georgia for the funeral. But nothing could have prepared her for the Browns, her father ? s fun-loving, crass Southern clan. In a small-town world full of long afternoons and country fairs, Brenda struggles to get to know the family she never knew existed ? and finds a brand new romance th

Video: Conversation with Lance Gross

TBS — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0500

Lance Gross shows you how to hustle in this very funny exclusive interview.

Photo: House of Payne - Lance Gross, Cassi Davis, LaVan Davis, Allen Payne, Demetria McKinney, Larramie 'Doc' Shaw, China Anne McClain

courtesy George Lange/TBS

House of Payne, Lance Gross, Cassi Davis, LaVan Davis, Allen Payne, Demetria McKinney, Larramie Doc Shaw, China Anne McClain

Photo: House of Payne - Lance Gross as Calvin Payne

courtesy George Lange/TBS

House of Payne, Lance Gross

Photo: House of Payne - China Anne McClain, Lance Gross, Cassi Davis, Demetria McKinney, LaVan Davis, Allen Payne, Larramie 'Doc' Shaw

courtesy George Lange/TBS

House of Payne, China Anne McClain, Lance Gross, Cassi Davis, Demetria McKinney, LaVan Davis, Allen Payne, Larramie Doc Shaw

Photo: House of Payne - Larramie 'Doc' Shaw, Allen Payne, China Anne McClain, LaVan Davis, Cassi Davis, Lance Gross

courtesy Andrew Eccles/TBS

House of Payne, Larramie Doc Shaw, Allen Payne, China Anne McClain, LaVan Davis, Cassi Davis, Lance Gross