TV Guide: Lance Gross

Listing: Marriage Paynes

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 09:30 PM TBS

Listing: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 09:00 PM TBS As Malik invites his new girlfriend to a Payne family dinner, Calvin again woos Miranda (Keshia Knight Pulliam), who ripped him off during a previous romance but now insists she's changed her ways.

Listing: No Money, Mo' Problems

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 08:30 PM TBS Curtis yearns for CJ and his family to finally move out of the house, so the cranky patriarch hands him money to do so---but CJ may need the cash for something else. Meanwhile, Calvin tries to impress a woman, fibbing to her that the Payne house is his. Tyler Perry directed the episode.

Listing: Down and Outted

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 08:00 PM TBS CJ's frustration over Janine's predicament impacts his family life and career. Meanwhile, Curtis grows concerned when he sees young Malik wearing a ballerina tutu.

Listing: The Wench Who Saved Christmas

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 03:30 PM TBS In a holiday-themed installment, Curtis spirals into a Scrooge-like conniption when his highly anticipated trip to Hawaii is canceled. Enter sassy, brassy Madea (Tyler Perry), who teaches Curtis the true meaning of the holidays. Perry also directed the episode.

Listing: The Beat Down

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 03:00 PM TBS Ella and Claretha offer support to an abuse victim. Meanwhile, a bachelor party for Keenan features a stripper who defies expectations.

Listing: Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 06:30 PM SHOe

Listing: Crazy in Love

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 03:30 PM TBS Curtis meets up with an old pal (George Wallace), a smooth Lothario who showers his romantic attentions on Claretha. Meanwhile, a woman stalks CJ.

Listing: Dog Day Afternoon

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 03:00 PM TBS Curtis is unwittingly roped into helping a bank robber. Meanwhile, Malik must craft a documentary for a school assignment.

Listing: Lost Without U

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 03:30 PM TBS An angry Ella boots Curtis out of the house in the wake of his self-indulgent motorcycle purchase. Holed up at the firehouse, Curtis seeks Ella's forgiveness. Meanwhile, CJ and Nicole's relationship is severely tested.

Listing: The Fast and the Furious

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 03:00 PM TBS Curtis gears up for traffic school after receiving a speeding ticket. Meanwhile, a squabble over a lottery game tests Claretha and Ella's friendship.

Listing: The Big Test

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 03:30 PM TBS CJ has a date with Nicole, who tells him she's waiting until marriage to have sex. Elsewhere, Jazmine cheats on a math test.

Listing: Heavy Petting

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 03:00 PM TBS CJ and Nicole's budding romance hits a bump when CJ's old friend resurfaces, stirring up jealousy in Nicole. Meanwhile, the Payne children push to get a pooch.

Listing: Payne, Payne Go Away

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 09:30 PM TBS

Listing: Parental Payne

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 09:00 PM TBS

Listing: Back Where We Belong

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 08:30 PM TBS With their respective marriages on the rocks, Curtis and Calvin move in at the barbershop, creating hair-raising havoc in the process. Meanwhile, there's a blowup when Floyd finds out about Zach and Olivia's act of love.

Listing: Bringing Down the House

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 08:00 PM TBS The family discovers that the Payne home foundation is in urgent need of repair, but Curtis' cost-cutting approach backfires horribly. Elsewhere, Ella inches closer to the charmer (Michael Genet) she met at the mall. She also discovers via a magazine quiz that Curtis is most likely not the man for her.

Listing: Home Alone

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 03:30 PM TBS It's domestic bliss for Ella and Curtis, whose home is at last their own after CJ moves out. However, a robbery at CJ's apartment may change all that.

Listing: Stop Being All Funky

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 03:00 PM TBS As CJ dates Tanya (Robin Givens), Janine goes out with an ex-football player (Michael Jai White), who goes the extra yard by giving Malik and Jazmine dazzling gifts---to CJ's chagrin. Meanwhile, odor issues plague Jazmine.

Listing: R-E-S-P-E-C-T Me

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 03:30 PM TBS The guys' objectification of women at the firehouse flusters Angel, who turns to Ella and Claretha for advice. Meanwhile, Malik gets drunk with power when he babysits Jazmine.

Listing: Cheers

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 03:00 PM TBS Malik puts into motion a scheme to score the phone numbers of the entire cheerleading squad. His plan: to become a cheerleader himself. Elsewhere, Janine must bid adieu to the children as her relationship with Bryan moves to the next level.

Listing: Piece of Mind

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 03:30 PM TBS The Payne gang decides to see a family therapist, much to the scoffing Curtis' chagrin.

Listing: Driving Me Crazy

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 03:00 PM TBS Claretha blows a gasket when her car is stolen. Meanwhile, Calvin babysits Miranda's nephew, whose outwardly innocent disposition belies a mean spirit.

Listing: There's No Place Like Home

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 03:30 PM TBS When Janine is discharged from rehab, Ella opens the home to her and gives her job-interview pointers. Elsewhere, Curtis goes on a diet after failing a physical.

Listing: Living With Liz

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 03:00 PM TBS Janine's mother (Anne-Marie Johnson) arrives at the Payne house after leaving her husband (Dorian Harewood), but she proves to be a pain with her pushy attitude and tactless remarks. Meanwhile, Janine's pregnancy gradually becomes all-too obvious.

Video: Parental Payne, Sneak Peek

TBS — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

In the next all-new episode airing November 18, Malik has play practice, but Curtis doesn't want his living room turning into a stage.

Video: Recurring Paynes

TBS — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

(TV-PG-L) Miranda's mother confronts Calvin about her daughter, and C.J., Janine, and Jazmine return to town.

Video: Where's the Payne?

TBS — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

(TV-PG-DL) Calvin discovers Miranda is missing, and Claretha moves in with Curtis and Ella.

Video: Thursday, Nov.5: Foot Fetish on 'Top Model'

MSN Video — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

We recap new episodes of "America's Next Top Model," "Criminal Minds," "Top Chef All Stars Dinner" and the season premiere of "Tyler Perry's House of Payne."

Video: Bringing Down the House, Clip 1