TV Guide: Kellita Smith

J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Funny

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 03:30 PM FX Jordan is found to be a champion speller---until he gets in front of an audience. But Bernie's tip on beating stage fright backfires. Father Cronin: Wade Williams. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

Droobie or Not Droobie

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 03:00 PM FX Bernie acts in a kiddie film opposite Bryanna's favorite character, but she takes his role as a villain as real and blames him accordingly. Greg: David Faustino. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Vanessa: Camille Winbush.

Family Reunion

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 01:30 PM FX The family reunion at a park is one thing, but everyone inviting themselves to an after-party at Bernie's home is quite another. Carl: Glynn Turman. Lou: Tommy Davidson. Benita: Niecy Nash. Sis: Anna Maria Horsford. Mama Lena: Bebe Drake. Shonte: Omari Grandberry. Danny Boy: Mike Estime. David: Brian Posehn. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Vanessa: Camille Winbush.

It's a Wonderful Wife

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 01:00 PM FX Wanda quits her job, but Bernie's not ready---for her company; Jordan works it when boys want to meet Vanessa. Ellen DeGeneres has a cameo. Rich: Jascha Washington. Kenny: Dee Jay Daniels. Donna: Naya Rivera. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

A Kiss Before Lying

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 09:30 AM OXYGN Max's old beau (Jeffrey D. Sams) breezes into town with his new fiancée, expecting Max to give him her blessing. Max: Erika Alexander. Susan: Kellita Smith. Kyle: T.C. Carson.

Love Bug

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 04:30 PM FX Bernie is dead set against Vanessa dating, but relents when the boy in question has a positive influence on Jordan. Reggie: Arjay Smith. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

Hair Jordan

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 20 04:00 PM FX Jordan is a man among men at the barbershop, but the “code” of conversation eludes him; Wanda tries to fix faulty wiring at home. Earl: Charlie Robinson. Wayne: Craig Robinson. Schooney: Lee Weaver. Kelly: Michael Ralph. W.B.: Reginald Ballard. Chuy: Lombardo Boyar. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

Laughing Matters

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 01:30 PM FX Bernie sees Angela Bassett for acting tips after landing his first dramatic lead; Jordan leads a revolt at a day-care center; a new friend is put off by Vanessa's affluence. Teri: Ashley Monique Clark. Molly: Davenia McFadden. Donna: Naya Rivera. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Love Thy Nephew

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 19 01:00 PM FX Bernie likes his new neighbor (Greg Germann), until he objects to the tree house Bernie and Jordan build, prompting a war that goes beyond words. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis.

Eye of the Tiger

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 01:30 PM FX Shaquille O'Neal has a cameo, and Jordan drops basketball for rhythmic gymnastics, to the horror of Bernie, who finds it embarrassing and effeminate. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

For a Few Dollars More

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 01:00 PM FX Bernie pulls out all the stops to make Jordan's 10th (and first) birthday party attractive to guests, since there's another party on the same day.

Kingdom Come

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:55:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 12:55 PM MOMAXe

Meet the Grandparents

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 03:30 PM FX Grandparenting is fun for Wanda's visiting parents, until they care for the kids while Wanda and Bernie have a day alone. Leora: Janet Hubert. Lloyd: Steven Williams. Todd: Andre Jamal Kinney. Joan Lefko: Meagen Fay. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

The Other Sister

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 03:00 PM FX Bernie's younger sister (Niecy Nash) makes an impression on the kids, but it's not the kind Bernie would like. Joan Lefko: Meagan Fay. Father Cronin: Wade Williams. Kenny: Jake Gridley. Sister Mary: Mary Boucher. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Vanessa: Camille Winbush.

Nut Job

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 03:30 PM FX Bernie's decree that the kids get involved in activities comes back to haunt him when he's drafted as a supervisor. Coach: M. Darnell Suttles. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

Maid Man

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 03:00 PM FX Bernie hires a maid (Theresa Saldana), who's a big help to him, until the kids get to her by taking advantage. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

Incredible Bulk

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 01:30 PM FX Bernie sees buying in bulk as a solution to the kids' feeding frenzy, but it only turns them (and him) into gluttons for punishment---from Wanda (Kellita Smith). Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Chess Wars

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 01:00 PM FX Bernie uses principles of chess to check the kids' desires, but Jordan's no pawn as he moves to achieve his goal: a paintball gun. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Vanessa: Camille Winbush.

The Crossing Guard

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 14 08:00 PM IFC