TV Guide: Kellita Smith

Never as Bad as the First Time

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 22 04:30 PM FX When Jordan gets a girlfriend (Calicia Wilson), a proud Bernie calls him “player, player.” But when she dumps him, Bernie has something else to say. Meanwhile, Wanda, who's desperate to go to afternoon yoga sessions, pawns off Bryana on Vanessa, who takes her little sister with her to hang out with friends at a coffee shop.

Spinning Wheels

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 22 04:00 PM FX It's Wanda's birthday, and her younger and very self-absorbed sister, Valerie (Shar Jackson), comes for a visit. She notices Bryan (Anthony Anderson), and he notices her. But he also notices that Valerie acts as though she's the belle of her sister's ball. Serena Williams plays herself in scenes in Bernie's “Confessional.”

Who's Your Mama

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 21 04:30 PM FX Wanda goes away on a business trip, leaving Bernie in charge of the kids. Bryan (Anthony Anderson) wants to share the load, but Bernie doesn't think he can handle it. Bernie's in for a surprise. At school, it's time for “Eighth Grade Bests,” and Jordan thinks he has a shot at Best Smile. And kids are making fun of Bryana because she doesn't wear a bra.

What Would Jason Do

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 21 04:00 PM FX Two boys want to take Vanessa to the senior prom, and Bernie wants to influence her decision. Trouble is, he knows she'll say no to whomever he prefers. Meanwhile, Bryana's soccer-field mishap makes her queen of the house, much to Jordan's chagrin.

Bar Mitzvah Crashers

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 14:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 21 02:30 PM FX Jordan gets a crash course in Judaism---and parties at many Bar Mitzvahs---after a Jewish boy named David (Kyle Kaplan) moves into the neighborhood and the two become friends. But when it's time for nerdy David's Bar Mitzvah, Jordan tells him he can't make it. It seems he's been invited to a cool kid's very lavish Bar Mitzvah that same day. Meanwhile, Bryana's eavesdropping is getting out of hand. Mrs. Wasserstein: Robin Krieger.

Fantasy Football

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 21 02:00 PM FX Bernie and Jordan team up for fantasy football, but don't stay teammates for long. Elsewhere, Vanessa lets Bryana attend her makeup party, and she soon becomes a makeup addict. NFL Hall of Famer Dick Butkus has a cameo.

Road to Tradition

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Sat Dec 19 01:00 PM FX Christmas traditions are key to Bernie, but the the kids' material-only interest prompts him to cancel the holiday entirely. Camille Winbush, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis.

A Christmas Story

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 12:30:00 -0500

Sat Dec 19 12:30 PM FX After refusing to let the kids keep a dog that Bryanna found, Bernie Mac has second thoughts. But the kids don't know that. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Exercise in Fertility, Conclusion

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 18 04:30 PM FX Conclusion. Fertility drugs bring out an odd side of Wanda, while Vanessa alerts her siblings to the realities of having a baby in the house. Dr. Lyons: Harry Groener.

Exercise in Fertility, Part 1

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 18 04:00 PM FX Part 1 of two. Wanda and Bernie have trouble conceiving, so Wanda sets some fertility guidelines for Bernie.

Sorely Missed

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 17 03:30 PM FX Bryana's questions about her mother prompt Wanda to try to contact her.

Some Church Bull

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 17 03:00 PM FX Seeking family togetherness, Wanda suggests their church's weekend retreat, but all that gathers are rain clouds. Sister Jane: Nancy Lenehan. Father Roger: Michael Hitchcock. Father Cronin: Wade Andrew Williams.

Prison Break

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 16 03:30 PM FX Jordan and Bryana's crimes yield new prison-like punishments from Bernie, who, try as he might, can't bust Vanessa for anything.

Pop Pop Goes the Weasel

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 16 03:00 PM FX Anthony Anderson returns as Bryana's father, who crowds Bernie as he bonds with Jordan over ridding the house of a possum.

Kingdom Come

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 06:20:00 -0500

Wed Dec 16 06:20 AM HBOSGe

For Whom the Belt Tolls

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 15 04:00 PM FX The kids aren't giving Wanda the respect (read: fear) that Bernie commands, so he gives her Big Mama's belt, the threat of which is enough until Jordan tests her resolve. Alex: Doug Williams.

Car Wars

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 15 03:30 PM FX It's not driving or traffic but boys who put Bernie on edge when Vanessa buys a car; Jordan takes advantage of Wanda's being “cool.” Curtis: Khleo Thomas. Arnold: Eugene Goring II. Sanjay: Neil Joshi. Erica: Calicia Wilson. Donna: Naya Rivera. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

The Big Payback

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 15 02:00 PM FX To pay off expensive new shoes, Vanessa goes to work for Bernie in his office, where she learns how being a celebrity pays off---in free stuff. Denise: Karen Malina White. Donna: Naya Rivera. Serge: Rich Cross. Sales Associate: Necar Zadegan. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Marathon Mac

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 15 01:30 PM FX Charles Barkley bets Bernie can't beat his time in a 10-K charity run, and Bernie's training may confirm it. Adam Carolla also has a cameo. Jerry: Rick Hoffman. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.