TV Guide: Joy Lauren

Pretty Little Picture

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 05:00 PM LIFE Gab's afternoon delights catch the eye of her manipulative new neighbor; Rex puts a fork in his marriage at a dinner in Mary Alice's honor; Susan shows her angry side to her ex (Richard Burgi) and everything else to Mike. Meanwhile, Lynette teaches her husband a lesson in raising their little monsters; and Bree gets hold of a tape that could answer a lot of questions. Or inspire new ones. Mike: James Denton. John: Jesse Metcalf. Tom: Doug Savant.

Ah, But Underneath

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 04:00 PM LIFE Mike's dog pays the price when Edie crashes his dinner date with Susan; Gabrielle realizes that her lawnboy is taking their fling to heart---and that Carlos may actually have one; and Bree goads Rex into therapy, where the doctor may be the one who needs the most help. Meanwhile, Lynette resorts to drastic measures to keep her kids in line; and Mary Alice's past resurfaces---literally---despite Paul's efforts to keep it buried. Mrs. Huber: Christine Estabrook. Mike: James Denton. John: Jesse Metcalfe.

Pilot Episode

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 03:00 PM LIFE Debut: Four suburbanites (Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross, Eva Longoria) endure darkly comic domestic disturbances in this wry soap, which opens with the suicide of their friend (and spirited narrator), Mary Alice (Brenda Strong). That is, it looks like a suicide. But nothing is as it seems on Wisteria Lane. Mike: Jamie Denton. Edie: Nicolette Sheridan. Mrs. Huber: Christine Estabrook.

Mirror, Mirror

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 04:00 PM LIFE Dave persuades Susan to throw a 70th-birthday party for Mrs. McCluskey, but his motives aren't entirely altruistic and Mrs. McCluskey isn't overjoyed; Jackson wants to ramp things up with Susan; Gaby fears she might be pregnant again; and Tom tells Lynette that he has sold the pizzeria. Meanwhile, events of the past five years come more clearly into focus. Among them: how the bond between Bree and Katherine developed.

Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 05:00 PM LIFE Danielle Van De Kamp is met with criticism when she returns to Wisteria Lane; Gaby and Susan get in a catfight following an altercation between their kids; Tom and Dave form a garage band after Lynette told Tom to get rid of his old things; and Katherine and Mrs. McCluskey invite Edie to lunch to press her for more information on Dave.

You're Gonna Love Tomorrow

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 03:00 PM LIFE It's five years later as the fifth-season opens, and Susan is trying to hide her relationship with a new man. Meanwhile, Gaby questions her maternal skills; Bree is about to publish a cookbook as her business partner, Katherine, bristles; Lynette catches her teenage twins (Charlie and Max Carver) spearheading illegal activities; and Edie returns to Wisteria Lane with a new man in tow.