TV Guide: Johnny Hardwick

Pregnant Paws

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 01:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 01:30 AM CARTOON Hank's determination to breed Lady Bird leaves Peggy barking for attention, while Dale takes a shot at bounty hunting. William H. Macy has a voice cameo. Other voices include Johnny Hardwick and Mike Judge.

'Twas the Nut Before Christmas

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Sun Dec 13 10:00 PM CARTOON Bill counters his holiday loneliness by becoming a generous Santa, attracting a nice single mom and a young slacker who takes advantage. Ryan Phillippe, Kathryn Harrold, Stephen Root, Pamela Segall.

The Bluegrass Is Always Greener

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Sat Dec 12 10:30 PM CARTOON Yakov Smirnoff, Charlie Daniels and Vince Gill are guest voices as violinist Connie ditches a classical competition for bluegrass after Hank introduces her to the genre. Lauren Tom, Toby Huss, Johnny Hardwick.

Beer and Loathing

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Sat Dec 12 10:00 PM CARTOON Peggy gets a job at Alamo Beer, but a clause in her contract prevents her from telling Hank why Texas is completely devoid of the brew for the next 36 hours. David Herman, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall.

The Unbearable Blindness of Laying

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 11 10:00 PM CARTOON Hank's mom (voice of Tammy Wynette) and her boyfriend pay a holiday visit, and Hank goes blind after seeing them in a clinch. Gary: Carl Reiner. Other voices: Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Chuck Mangione.

Grand Theft Arlen

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 10:30 PM CARTOON Bobby trains for the Presidential Fitness Test, and Hank becomes obsessed with a video game about propane.

Passion of Dauterive

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 10:00 PM CARTOON Bill survives a roof cave-in over his bed and has a religious experience...and a romantic one. Reverend Stroup: Ashley Gardner.

Glen Peggy Glen Ross

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 10:30 PM CARTOON Peggy tries a career in real estate after she's fired from her job at the newspaper. Guest voices include Henry Gibson and Chris Elliott.

Hank Gets Dusted

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 10:00 PM CARTOON Hank is devastated when Cotton gives Hank's beloved Cadillac to cousin Dusty (voice of ZZ Top's Dusty Hill). But when Dusty and his bandmates show up at Hank's house to play practical jokes for a reality-show taping, it's more than Hank can bear. Portis: Will Arnett.

Luanne Gets Lucky

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 10:30 PM CARTOON Lucky neglects Luanne when he becomes obsessed with retrieving a walnut stump his father found, so Luanne accepts a 15-year-old's invitation to the senior prom. Lucky/Mud Dobber: Tom Petty. Elvin: Trace Adkins. Jack: Brian Doyle-Murray.

Blood and Sauce

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 10:00 PM CARTOON Bill makes barbecue from a secret family recipe that is the best anyone in the neighborhood has ever tasted.

The Peggy Horror Picture Show

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 10:30 PM CARTOON Peggy, who has unusually large feet, goes to a store in Dallas for larger women, where she meets a new girlfriend. But Peggy's new pal turns out to be a drag queen. Carolyn/Jamie: Michael Jamin.

serPUNt

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 10:00 PM CARTOON Lucky gives Bobby a 6-foot Burmese python, but it slithers into the Hills' toilet and escapes into the sewers, causing panic in Arlen. Voice of Lucky: Tom Petty.

Pretty Pretty Dresses

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 01:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 01:30 AM CARTOON Memories of his ex-wife's departure leave Bill dragging his heels during the holidays. So he starts wearing her old clothes. Voices include Stephen Root, Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Johnny Hardwick and Pamela Segall.

Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Sun Dec 6 10:00 PM CARTOON Hank and Bobby take an 18-wheeler to Arizona, with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer as stowaways. Truckers are voiced by country-music stars George Strait, Brad Paisley, Travis Tritt and Trace Adkins, with Deana Carter as a waitress.