TV Guide: Johnny Brennan

Meet the Quagmires

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 22 11:30 PM CARTOON Death (voice of Adam Carolla) transports Peter back to 1984 for a night. When he returns, he's married to Molly Ringwald and Lois is married to Quagmire. And that's not all that's different.

It Takes a Village Idiot

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 22 11:00 PM CARTOON Incensed by Mayor West's complicity in oil-company pollution at Quahog Lake, Lois decides to challenge him in the upcoming election. Keith Olbermann has a voice cameo as an oil exec and Don Most plays himself. Angela: Carrie Fisher.

Brian's Got a Brand New Bag

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Sun Dec 20 09:00 PM FOX Brian falls in love with an older woman, and he takes flak from the rest of the Griffins for it. Meanwhile, Peter goes on a kicking kick (he kicks just about everyone he meets) after watching the movie "Road House."

Road to the Multiverse

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 11:00 PM CARTOON Season 8 opener: Stewie and Brian tour parallel universes using a special remote control. Included: a place where dogs are in charge and humans are pets; a "Flintstone"-esque society; a place where Japan won World War II; and a world where everyone has two heads, one happy and one sad.

No Meals on Wheels

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 09:00 PM TBS The Griffins open a restaurant that finds a niche---with Joe and his handicapped friends. But Peter wants to attract a different crowd. Meanwhile, Peter buys a pair of pajamas with feet, and discovers that when he rubs his feet against carpet he can create enough static electricity to give people shocks. He's the only Griffin who finds this funny.

Barely Legal

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 11:30 PM CARTOON Meg falls in love with Brian---then becomes obsessive about it---after he takes her to a high-school dance when no one else will. And Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Mort join the Quahog police after Mayor West (voice of Adam West) sends most of the force to Colombia in search of a character from a movie. Garrett Morris has a voice cameo as himself.

Whistle While Your Wife Works

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 11:00 PM CARTOON Peter is unable to work after injuring his hands playing with fireworks, so Lois fills in for him and awakens his workplace sexual fantasies in the process. Meanwhile, Brian is dating a young woman (voice of Drew Barrymore) who's not very smart, and Stewie won't let him hear the end of it. Carrie Fisher returns as the voice of Peter's boss, Angela.

Hell Comes to Quahog

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 03:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 03:00 AM CARTOON Needing money to buy a car, Meg gets a job in Quahog's new big-box store. She does well there; so well she gets promoted. And the store does well in Quahog; so well, in fact, that it drives just about every other store in town out of business. Voice of Angela: Carrie Fisher.

King Arthur

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 01:00 AM USA