TV Guide: John Ratzenberger

Diane's Nightmare

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 02:30 AM HALMRK On a stormy night, Diane fears that Andy Schroeder, who once tried to strangle her, has escaped from the home for the criminally insane and is out to get her. Andy: Derek McGrath. Cynthia: Nancy Cartwright. Sam: Ted Danson. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer.

The Groom Wore Clearasil

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 02:00 AM HALMRK When her teenage son and his girlfriend decide to get married, Carla asks Sam to school him in the joys of bachelorhood. Anthony: Timothy Williams. Annie: Mandy Ingber. Gabrielle: Sherilyn Fenn. Prof: Moffat: John Ingle. Customer: Craig Berenson. Sam: Ted Danson. Carla: Rhea Perlman.

Our First Christmas

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 10:00 PM HALMRK

Bidding on the Boys

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 05:30 PM WGNAME Sam and Woody are up for grabs at a charity auction at the bar, but aren't happy with the women who grab them. Lilith: Bebe Neuwirth. Connie: Sharon Barr. Terri: Terry Hoyos. Eli: Eli Guralnick. Kim: Kim Sebastian. Cyndi: Cyndi Strittmatter. Alan: Alan Koss. Shawn: Shawn Gibson.

The Last Angry Mailman

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 05:00 PM WGNAME When Cliff's mother (Frances Sternhagen) agrees to sell the family home to developers, the mailman considers going postal. Instead, he decides to stand his ground and chain himself to a post in the house. Jim: Kevin Dunn. Cronin: Don Sparks. Tim: Tim Cunningham.

Someday My Prince Will Come

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 02:30 AM HALMRK Diane fantasizes out loud that a man who left an expensive coat at the bar could be her Prince Charming. So when he phones to claim the jacket, she's goaded into making a blind date. Stuart: Frank Dent. Sam: Ted Danson.

Woody Goes Belly Up

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 02:00 AM HALMRK When the gang learns that homesick Woody is pining for his girlfriend (Amanda Wyss), they bring her to Boston, but it seems his head is filled only with thoughts of---food. Also, Frasier has begins drinking heavily, and, to pay his exorbitant tab, he takes a job cleaning up at Cheers. Woody: Woody Harrelson. Sam: Ted Danson. Diane: Shelley Long. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer.

Paint Your Office

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 05:30 PM WGNAME Norm gets cut off until he pays off his enormous bar tab, but Rebecca offers him an out: paint her office. While doing the job, he discovers that she is not the witch she's made out to be, news that gives Sam a new plan of pursuit.

The Crane Mutiny

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 05:00 PM WGNAME As Frasier's relationship with Lilith (Bebe Neuwirth) fizzles, the guys convince him that Rebecca is warm for his form; and Rebecca replaces Sam's picture on the wall with one of herself. Bob: Ralph Peduto. Tim: Tim Cunningham. Alan: Alan Koss.

Under Pressure

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 01:00 AM HBOSGe

The Incredibles

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 08:30 PM NBC

Birth, Death, Love and Rice

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 02:30 AM HALMRK The gang learns that Coach has passed away (because of the death of actor Nicholas Colasanto) and meets his replacement, Indiana farmboy Woody Boyd (Woody Harrelson). Also, Frasier makes Sam promise that he won't visit Diane, who's seeking solace in a convent after leaving Frasier at the altar and living decadently in Europe. Customer: Arnold Turner. Alan: Alan Koss. Larry: Larry Harpel.

Rescue Me

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 02:00 AM HALMRK Frasier proposes to Diane and before she accepts, she makes a last-ditch phone call to Sam to give him a chance to profess his love and stop the wedding. Waiter: Martin Ferrero. Corelli: James V. Christy. Stewardess: Susan Kase.

Little Carla, Happy at Last

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 05:00 PM WGNAME Eddie and Carla plan to tie the knot, but things unravel when the superstitious bride and groom see each other before the wedding. Part 1 of two. Eddie: Jay Thomas. Mama LeBec: Janet Brandt. Anthony: Timothy Williams. Annie: Mandy Ingber

The Belles of St. Clete's

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 02:30 AM HALMRK When her ex-principal (Camila Ashlend) starts to frequent the bar, Carla tries to persuade her old classmates to help her get revenge on the woman she considers the “most wretched creature on Earth.” Mo: Ellen Gerstein. Donna: Catherine Paolone. Roxanne: Marsha Warfield. Kathy: Kate Zentall.

The Bartender's Tale

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 02:00 AM HALMRK With Diane off in Europe, Carla wants Sam to hire a waitress who won't invite romantic entanglements, and a mature Englishwoman (Lila Kaye) appears to fit the bill---until Sam meets her lovely daughter (Camilla More). Sydney: Rhonda Shear. Bellboy: Gregory Snegoff. Brenda: Brynja Willis.

'I' on Sports

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 05:30 PM WGNAME Sam wants to fill in for sportscaster Dave Richards (former NFL star Fred Dryer) but Rebecca won't give him the night off, so he comes up with a plan to get out of tending bar. When his big debut goes well, the anchorperson (Catherine MacNeal) persuades him to put some pizzazz in his presentation. Dr. Buzz: J. Stephen Coyle. Stage Manager: Lenny Garner.

Home Is the Sailor

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 05:00 PM WGNAME After selling the bar and sinking the profits into a ketch that did likewise, Sam returns to Cheers, hoping to tend bar under the new manager, Rebecca Howe (Kirstie Alley). Wayne: Jonathan Stark. Eddie: Jay Thomas. Alan: Alan Koss. Customer: Michael Tulin. Al: Al Rosen. Tim: Tim Cunningham. Steve: Steve Giannelli.

Cheerio Cheers

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 02:30 AM HALMRK Diane agrees to go to Europe with Frasier when he's offered a teaching post at the University of Bologna. This is the last original episode featuring Nicholas Colasanto as Coach. Sam: Ted Danson. Carla: Rhea Perlman.

Executive's Executioner

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 02:00 AM HALMRK Norm's boss (Richard Roat) catches him goofing off at Cheers and, instead of firing him, promotes him to company hatchet man, a position in which the big guy excels with his unique approach to firing employees. Twitchell: Raye Birk. Parker: Warren Munson. Richter: Mark Schubb. Wagner: David Wohl. Cliff: John Ratzenberger. Carla: Rhea Perlman.

I Do, Adieu

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 05:30 PM WGNAME In Shelley Long's last episode after five years on the show, Sam wonders if Diane will regret being married to him after Sumner (Michael McGuire) offers her a unique opportunity. Justice of the Peace: Walter Addison. Steve: Steve Giannelli.

A House Is Not a Home

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 05:00 PM WGNAME Diane refuses to spend one night in the house she and Sam bought because it's alive with the memories of its previous residents, a sweet old couple (Douglas Seale, Billie Bird) who spent the better part of 40 years living there. Naomi: Stephanie Walksi. David: Marc Smollin. Annie: Stefanie Mason. Man: Lou Bonacki. Mom: Penny Krompier.

WALL-E

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:20:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 10:20 AM STARZ

If Ever I Would Leave You

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 02:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 02:30 AM HALMRK After his wife (Jean Kasem) kicks him out of the house, Carla's sleazy ex-husband (Dan Hedaya) comes crawling back to Cheers to try and win back Carla's affection. Rhea Perlman, Ted Danson.

Behind Every Great Man

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 02:00 AM HALMRK A sharp reporter (Alison La Placa) doing a story on the Boston singles scene represents the ultimate challenge to Sam's reputation as a ladies man when she fails to fall for his smug, self-centered come-ons. Sam: Ted Danson. Diane: Shelley Long.