TV Guide: John Goodman

Friends and Relatives

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 10:30 PM TVLAND Lending money to pal Arnie (Tom Arnold) comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

Happy Birthday

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 10:00 PM TVLAND Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday---but she's stricken with a case of writer's block. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Thrilla Near Vanilla

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 05:30 AM NIK Roseanne and Jackie's stint offering samples at a market ends in a food fight when Jackie outsells her sister; and David comes to a decision after an argument with Dan. Mr. Parkin: Stan Freberg. David: Johnny Galecki. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne.

Direct to Video

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 04:30 AM NIK As the family gathers to make a video for the new baby, Becky and Darlene make a surprising discovery: their parents' old love letters. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

Of Mice and Dan

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 04:00 AM NIK With his old band mate (John Popper) in town, Dan's got the blues, regretting that he gave up his youthful dreams to settle down with Roseanne. John Goodman, who plays Dan, also sings. Bob: John McConnell. The Band: Chris Kinchla, Brendan Hill, Bob Sheehan.

April Fool's Day

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 01:30 AM TVLAND On April 15, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting, and visit the local IRS. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Becky: Lecy Goranson. D.J.: Micheal Fishman.

Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 01:00 AM TVLAND As a tornado spins through Lanford, a storm is brewing inside the Conner house over the whereabouts of Jackie, who hasn't returned from her trip to the market. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman.

Workin' Overtime

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 12:30 AM TVLAND After two weeks of overtime at work and chaos at home, Roseanne takes refuge at a diner. Waitress: Zoaunne LeRoy. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

Hit the Road, Jack

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 04:30 PM OXYGN As Dan packs his bags, Roseanne drowns her sorrows in fast food, and D.J. finds a soul mate (Heather Matarazzo) to share his troubles. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne.

Say It Ain't So

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 04:00 PM OXYGN Jackie threatens to tell Roseanne about Dan's affair in California, but first Jackie must face a harsh truth about her own love life. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

Home for the Holidays

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 03:30 PM OXYGN The family welcomes Dan home with open arms at Christmas, but Roseanne is surprised by the chilly reception she gets from her hubby. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

Mothers and Other Strangers

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 03:00 PM OXYGN Bev (Estelle Parsons) seeks answers from her free-spirited mom (Shelley Winters), while Roseanne awaits Dan's return with trepidation. Scott: Fred Willard. Leon: Martin Mull. Roseanne: Roseanne. David: Johnny Galecki. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Speed Racer

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 01:30 PM HBOe

Someday My Prince Will Come

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 12:00 PM OXYGN A Moldavian prince (Jim Varney) develops a royal crush on Jackie after seeing her on TV. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Leon: Martin Mull. Bev: Estelle Parsons. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

Honor Thy Mother

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 11:30 AM OXYGN While Roseanne plans a spa trip, Dan struggles with unanswered philosophical questions and worries about a family member. Chuck: James Pickens Jr. Leon: Martin Mull. Dan: John Goodman.

Millions from Heaven

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 10:30 AM OXYGN The Conners feel like the Duke and Duchess of Good Fortune after winning the lottery. Kathleen Sullivan and Robin Leach appear as themselves. Mr. Russo: Jon Polito. Bob: John McConnell. Anne Marie: Adilah Barnes.

Call Waiting

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 10:00 AM OXYGN Roseanne holes up at Jackie's on a "spiritual odyssey" in front of the TV, mesmerized by the sitcom couples she grew up with. Roseanne/Ann Marie/Mary/Jeannie: Roseanne. Dan/Don/Mr. Grant/Maj. Nelson: John Goodman. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Mark: Glenn Quinn.

Fights and Stuff

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 09:30 AM OXYGN Dan returns home from the hospital with orders for a new diet plan---and strict orders from Roseanne for changing his lifestyle. Dan: John Goodman. Dr. Walker: Jana Robbins. Roseanne: Roseanne.

Heart and Soul

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 09:00 AM OXYGN Roseanne's brave and witty front masks her fears after Dan suffers a heart attack during Darlene's wedding reception. Dr. Rucker: Jeff Williams. Roseanne: Roseanne. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

The Wedding

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 08:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 08:30 AM OXYGN Darlene's wedding day proves an occasion for Dan to have an urgent heart-to-heart with his daughter. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki. Dan: John Goodman. Nana Mary: Shelley Winters. Scott: Fred Willard. Bev: Estelle Parsons.

Ballroom Blitz

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 08:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 08:00 AM OXYGN Bev's passionate ballroom-dance instructor (Tony Curtis) makes a play for the newly divorced Jackie on the dance floor. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Agnes: Amzie Strickland. Carol: Kathryn Joosten. David: Johnny Galecki.

The Getaway, Almost

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 05:30 AM NIK Roseanne and Jackie's shopping trip becomes an outing á la Thelma and Louise after they give a lift to a rebellious teen (Jenna Elfman) and then force a trucker off the road. Off. Thomas: Ben Thomas. Off. Gumer: David Strickland. Toll Booth Operator: Ritch Shydner. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

The Last Date

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 05:00 AM NIK The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born. Sol: Shecky Greene. Rabbi: Bob Nickman. Cathy: Cathy Ladman. Carrie: Carrie Snow. Josh: Matthew David Ness.

Roseanne in the Hood

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 04:30 AM NIK Roseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new eatery---with a drive-through window---opens up across from the Lunch Box. Comedian Pat Harrington has a cameo; the dance troupe Stomp performs. Leon: Martin Mull.

Let Them Eat Junk

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 04:00 AM NIK Jackie chews out Roseanne for feeding Andy junk food; D.J. spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan tick. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.