TV Guide: John Beard

Listing: Neogenic Nightmare: Tablet of Time

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 12:30 AM DISXD Chapter 11 of “Neogenic Nightmare.” Crimelord Silvermane (Jeff Corey) kidnaps Dr. Curt Connors after learning the doc is studying a legendary stone tablet that holds the formula for the fountain of youth. Meanwhile, Spidey faces the possibility of turning into the Man-Spider again if he doesn't find Connors in time for his daily Neogenic Recombinator treatment.

Listing: Neogenic Nightmare: Duel of the Hunters

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Sun Dec 13 12:00 AM DISXD Chapter 8 of “Neogenic Nightmare.” Dr. Mariah Crawford employs Kraven the Hunter to find Spider-Man---before the Punisher can get to him. Crawford hopes to reverse Spidey's on-mutation into the six-armed Man-Spider.

Listing: Inkheart

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Sat Dec 12 10:00 PM CINEMAX

Listing: Thunderbirds

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 07:00:00 -0500

Sat Dec 12 07:00 AM ENC

Listing: Hackers

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 07:45:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 07:45 AM CINEMAX

Listing: Public Relations

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 11:30 PM IFC Michael hires a publicist to repair the family's image; Carl Weathers teaches Tobias to act; Gob makes a man disappear---for good. Jessie: Jill Ritchie. Earle: Don Perry. Charles: John Rothman. Gob: Will Arnett. Tobias: David Cross. Michael: Jason Bateman.

Video: The Buddy Holly Story

Starz — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 07:22:36 -0500

Synopsis: Highly romanticized biopic of Texas rocker Buddy Holly - his meteoric rise, the birth of such classic tunes as "That'll Be The Day" and "Peggy Sue" and his final concert on the day the music died. Oscar-winner for Best Score.

Video: Dark Chamber

Hulu — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 23:06:53 -0500

Season 1, Episode 2: Heidi faces the creepiest thing since Spencer's flesh-colored beard

Video: Tuesday, June 2, 2009: Daytime

People.com — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 04:47:31 -0500

John Krasinski's beard-growing secret, Jillian kicks a naked bachelor to the curb and more from Monday's daytime TV shows

Video: Is John Stamos Drunk, Tired, Handsome, or All Three?

Best Week Ever — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:49:24 -0500

Further proof that the entire continent of Australia is desperately hungry for some unique Aussie-related gossip: An interview with John Stamos for Australian newspaper The Daily Telegraph, where the Full House star appeared out of sorts and, according to the paper, drunk off of his gorgeous ass, is BLOWING UP the down under tabloids. The original interview doesn;t sound so much like Uncle Jesse as it does Paula Abdul, with some slurring, a handful of beard-stroking, and a pinch of slow eye-rolling. Stamos insisted he wasn;t drunk (we;re thinking tranqs or ludes, but whatever), and that he was just extremely jet-lagged. But Stamos couldn;t leave well enough alone. In an appearance on an Australian morning show, Stamos continued exhibit this strange behavior, then goes ahead and accuses the guy who conducted the above interview of - wait for it - having a small penis. Ouch. Touche, Stamos! Take a look at the appearance, might we suggest through the fingers covering your eyes:

Video: July 11 - Facial Hair

Hulu — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 21:27:56 -0500

FACIAL HAIR: Manly, sexy, itchy from 'staches to sideburns, these hunks have it going on.

Video: Blue Hill at Stone Barns

Hulu — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:15:34 -0500

Season 1, Episode 18: Restaurant, Farm and School -- all in one. Now, that's sustainable.

Video: And the Award Goes To...

Hulu — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:02:00 -0500

Season 1, Episode 13: Nolita is a finalist for the prestigious James Beard Award, which Mimi and Jack are determined to win; then Becky reappears in Jack's life, and he learns that her restaurant is up for the same award; and Seth finds out that Jim is involved with Tanya.

Video: Jose Gets Stranded

Amazon Video on Demand — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 03:40:35 -0500

Tyler's selfish obsession with arranging for a publicity visit by Olympian Amanda Beard causes strain with the other roommates and a loud fight with John.

Video: The Santa in the Slush

Amazon Video on Demand — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:13:31 -0500

The body of a man with a white beard and a tailor-made Santa costume is discovered in the sewer near a D.C. mall just three days before Christmas. As the team gathers forensic evidence, the victim seems to match the legend more closely each step of the way. Booth and Brennan discover the man, whose legal name was Kristopher Kringle, was a well respected Santa Claus impersonator, employed by a local Rent-A-Santa business. When Booth and Brennan inspect Kris apartment, not only do they find his place decked out with holiday cheer, but they also find thousands of dollars stashed in a dresser drawer. As Christmas Day approaches, the Jeffersonian team works to find out who would have wanted this true-to-myth Santa dead. Meanwhile, Brennan visits her father in jail and plots a not-so-traditional Christmas reunion, and Booth and Brennan find themselves in close quarters with the mistletoe just overhead.