TV Guide: Jake Burbage

Oops!...I Did It Again

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 16 09:30 AM MTV A home-pregnancy test in the trash has Sean convinced Lily is with child, but it may be Claudia who has something unexpected to tell him. Meanwhile, Lily learns the truth about the musical circumstances surrounding her birth; and Jimmy sings the blues about the zit that is taking over his face. Joseph “Run” Simmons of Run-DMC has a cameo. Hannah: Danielle Savre. Tattoo Guy: David Grammer. Vendor: William Cowart.

Don't Fear the Reefer

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 16 09:00 AM MTV Sean's swing at tree surgery sparks a Super Bowl blackout, but his biggest worry is what Lily was doing right before the lights went out. O'Keefe: Gregory Jbara. Alison: Autumn Reeser. Marc: Jim McMahon. Hugh: Willie Gault. Girl: Kate Orsini.

Swearin' to God

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 15 09:30 AM MTV Sean exploits a nun's foulmouthed slip of the tongue to get Claudia and the kids everything they've ever wanted from St. Finnian's. Sister Helen: Miriam Flynn. Mr. Kersey: Chris Hogan. Connie: Nancy Cassaro. Father Mathew: Tom Virtue.

Dust in the Wind

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 15 09:00 AM MTV After the death of their daredevil cousin (Ashton Kutcher), Sean and Eddie risk their own lives to take his ashes out for one last adventure. Meanwhile, Lily makes a creepy connection with another relative (Russell Sams) at the funeral. Aunt Marie: Jill Andre. Henry: Jake Burbage. Jimmy: Griffin Frazen.

Eddie Said Knock You Out

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 09:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 09:30 AM MTV A charity boxing match gives Sean a chance to step into the ring and smack down his smug neighbor (Gregory Jbara), while Claudia has her hands full in the stands trying to defend her own assets. Connie: Nancy Cassaro. Wendy: Kathe Mazur. Young Walt: Rusty Flood. Ref: John David Conti.

The Kids Are Alright

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 09:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 09:00 AM MTV The sun sets on Sean's luck during a trip to Atlantic City, while Eddie tries to save Lily from a party gone awry in her parents' absence. Joan: Marian Mercer. Dean: Mike Vogel. Bitterman: David Stenstrom. Lara: Sarah Ann Morris.

I Right the Wrongs

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 11 04:00 PM ABCFAM Brad is bothered that Lily is embarrassed to be seen with him, so Sean tries to make over his geeky image. Elsewhere, Claudia helps Eddie deal with an unwise purchase he made for the bar. Scott: Sam Horrigan. Sister Helen: Miriam Flynn.

We Are Family

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 11 09:00 AM MTV A favor for Claudia's well-connected Uncle Sal (Vincent Pastore) goes awry, leading Sean to fear that the guy may be a goodfella. Meanwhile, Brad is more than willing to share a shower with Lily after a plumbing problem leaves the Finnertys all wet. Mr. O'Keefe: Greg Jbara. Guy: Frank D'Amico. Brad: Bret Harrison.

Been Caught Stealing

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 04:30 PM ABCFAM The Red Boot Pub is burglarized and Eddie's sudden extravagances attract the attention of Claudia and Sean. Also: Lily flirts with a hunk at the mall; and Jimmy and Lorna spend some quality couch time together. Louise: Lee Garlington. Reggie: Steve Larson. Lorna: Jamie Renee Smith.

Baby Come Back

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 04:00 PM ABCFAM A photographer (Dave Foley) asks Claudia to model for him, but Sean is sure that the man is simply hitting on her. Elsewhere, Jimmy's friend Bobby schemes to get his pal closer to his crush; and Lily hates her yearbook picture. Bobby: Bobby Borriello. Faye: Karrie Bowman.

Mr. Roboto

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 09:30 AM MTV Sean goes too far in helping Jimmy build a robot for school; Lily lands a spot on the dance squad; and Claudia loses her cool after Walt recruits her to steam a pair of ill-gotten lobsters. Diane: Julie Mullen. Chris: Cooper Thornton. Aron: Gerg Zerkle. Kelli: Lindsey McKeon. Miss Spinoza: Melissa Dye.

Safety Dance

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 09:00 AM MTV Sean and Claudia chaperone Lily's school dance, where the boozy ghosts of the pair's proms gone by end up haunting them all. Meanwhile, Eddie finds an interesting use for an underfed and overagitated Walt. Dean: Mike Vogel. Lily: Linsey Bartilson. Claudia: Megyn Price.

All the Young Nudes

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 04:30 PM ABCFAM Sean and Eddie encounter a protest rally by the PTA when they hire strippers for the bar to help make ends meet. Meanwhile, Brad asks Lily to break up with her boyfriend. Dean: Mike Vogel. Bobby: Bobby Borriello. Veronica: Kelly Rebecca Walsh. Albert: Frank D'Amico.

Your Father Should Know

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 04:00 PM ABCFAM Conclusion. Sean and Claudia invite the O'Keefes over for dinner for the sake of Brad and Lily's budding romance. Meanwhile, Eddie has Henry and Jimmy doing menial chores as punishment for stealing his coin collection.

Don't Let Me Download

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 09:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 09:30 AM MTV Claudia gives Sean a dressing-down after she catches him downloading porn off the Internet and trying to blame one of the kids. Meanwhile, Lily and Jimmy have hell to pay for pulling a dirty trick on one of their religious teachers. Sister Helen: Miriam Flynn. Eddie: Kevin Corrigan.

Smoke on the Daughter

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 09:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 09:00 AM MTV Lily uses Claudia's secret smoking habit to get her way, while Sean goes out of his way to get his bride off the butts. Eddie: Kevin Corrigan. Dean: Mike Vogel. Claudia: Megyn Price. Sean: Donal Logue.

Your Father Should Know (extended remix)

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 04:30 PM ABCFAM Part 1 of two. Sean discovers he was the last to learn that Brad and Lily slept together. So when Brad is mysteriously injured, everyone thinks Sean is the culprit. Brad: Bret Harrison.

Part Time Lover

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 04:00 PM ABCFAM Lily, Brad and Jimmy are tired of Walt interfering in their lives, so they decide to find him a date. Elsewhere, Sean involuntarily gets involved in Eddie's girlfriend troubles; and Claudia struggles to get Henry to finish his breakfast. Nicole: Elena Lyons. Lomax: David Herman. Carla: Loren Freeman.

Take It to the Limit

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 09:30 AM MTV Lily's compulsive credit-card usage sinks Sean's plans to take Jimmy and his friends to a pricey waterpark; Eddie refuses to open up to his family about the contents of his mysterious locked box. Dean: Mike Vogel. Alison: Autumn Reeser. Tracey: Kelli Garner. Perry: Connor Matheus. Ticket Clerk: Eric Jungmann. Jimmy: Griffin Frazen.

Bang on the Drum

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 09:00 AM MTV Claudia ropes Sean and Eddie into playing at a friend's wedding, but the band's reunion falls flat after Lily takes a shine to the drummer. Meanwhile, Henry becomes convinced that he's a robot. Brad: Bret Harrison. Henry: Jake Burbage. Jimmy: Griffin Frazen. Lily: Lynsey Bartilson.

Tonight's the Night

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 04:30 PM ABCFAM Lily winds up with the strangest bedfellow after Dean fails to pitch enough woo on her 16th birthday. Meanwhile, Henry and Jimmy put Sean's shoddy fathering skills to the test with a con game and a hot-wings binge. Dean: Mike Vogel. Alison: Autumn Reeser.

Drive Me Crazy

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 04:00 PM ABCFAM Lily laments failing her driver's test (again), as Claudia tries to keep Jimmy and Henry from playing a violent video game. Sister Helen: Miriam Flynn. Mr. Tan: Victor Kobayashi.

Baby You Can't Drive My Car

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 09:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 09:30 AM MTV Sean mourns his “stolen” car after Lily and Brad lie about the ill-fated joyride that sped up the auto's untimely end. And while Eddie helps the kids cover their tracks, Claudia wants to fudge the numbers to score more insurance money. Vince: Danny Masterson. Eddie: Kevin Corrigan. Sean: Donal Logue. Claudia: Megyn Price. Lily: Lynsey Bartilson.

Rubber Sold

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 09:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 09:00 AM MTV Sean freaks out over Lily's attending a bash at Brad's after he spots the nerdy neighbor stocking up on certain sexy party supplies. Brad: Bret Harrison. Lily: Lynsey Bartilson. Alison: Autumn Reeser. Pharmacist: Jessica Bern. Fire Chief: Steve Tancora.

Claudia in Disguise (with Glasses)

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 04:30 PM ABCFAM Lily persuades Eddie to find out what Dean's getting her for her birthday; Claudia wreaks havoc at a wedding reception after losing her glasses. Dean: Mike Vogel.

Welcome to the Working Week

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 04:00 PM ABCFAM Sean and Claudia insist that Lily get a job after she goes on a spending spree with her emergency credit card. Elsewhere, Eddie fumes over a scathing review of the bar; and Henry takes energy preservation to the extreme. Curtis: Curtis Armstrong. Cara: Stephanie Venditto.

Who Are You?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 04:30 PM ABCFAM Sean and Claudia are shocked to learn that Jimmy has been shoplifting and try to figure out his motivations for stealing. Elsewhere, Lily agonizes over what to wear for dinner with Dean's parents; and Henry brings home his class's pet lizard. Dean: Mike Vogel. Brad: Bret Harrison. Sister Helen: Miriam Flynn.

Dream On

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 09:30 AM MTV Claudia's dream about Eddie has Sean out to relight his wife's fire, until he goes down in flames during an impromptu visit to her work. Meanwhile, Lily bombs out with a new boy after guzzling Jimmy's spiked cider. Sean: Donal Logue. Walt: Richard Riehle. Henry: Jake Burbage.

ABC Animals

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 09:30 AM NIK The animals in the ABC book are missing, so Dora and Boots jump into the book to help solve the mystery from A to Z.

Let's Talk About Sex, Henry

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 09:00 AM MTV After Henry finds his parents having sex, Sean conducts an “open and honest discussion,” as does Henry---with nearly everyone. Brad: Bret Harrison. Gary: Carlos Jacott. Mrs. Gowan: Lily Knight. Henry: Jake Burbage. Jimmy: Griffin Frazen. Eddie: Kevin Corrigan.