TV Guide: Jackie Joseph

Listing: My Fair Ernest T. Bass

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 08:30 PM TVLAND Ernest T. Bass (Howard Morris) returns to Mayberry seeking a sweetheart, and Andy tries to turn him into a gentleman. The big test: a social being attended by a bevy of single women. Of course, things don't go quite as planned. Mrs. Wiley: Doris Packer. Ramona: Jackie Joseph. Barney: Don Knotts.

Listing: Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 05:20:00 -0500

Sun Dec 6 05:20 AM ENC

Listing: Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 08:00:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 08:00 AM COMEDY

Video: Theory of Relativity

Hulu — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Season 3, Episode 16: Martin's cousin Sarah surprises him in a most unusual way.

Video: Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

Amazon Video on Demand — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Seymour Krelboyne (Jonathan Haze) works in a skid row florist shop and is in love with his beautiful co-worker Audrey Fulquard (Jackie Joseph). Seymour is also an amateur botanist and develops a new type of plant that he hopes to use to make a name for him as well as win over Audrey. Unfortunately, the new plant not only talks but cannot survive without human flesh and blood. Seymour is forced to kill in order to feed Audrey Jr., named after his co-worker. Word spreads about this marvelous plant in the small shop, which brings in additional business and interest in Seymour. Things become very complicated for Seymour which brings all of his actions to a shocking conclusion. Look for a cameo appearance by a very young Jack Nicholson performing in his first feature film in the role of the masochistic dental patient.

Video: Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

Amazon Video on Demand — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Video: Claire

Hulu — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Season 1, Episode 20: When Rockford (James Garner) does a favor for his former fiancee, he is promptly plunged into a tug of war between the police and the underworld. Guest stars: Linda Evans, Jackie Cooper.

Video: Three Girls on an Island

Hulu — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0500

Season 1, Episode 8: McHale and his crew set out to find three USO girls on an uncharted island.

Video: Mr. Untouchable

Apple Trailers — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 00:00:00 -0500

The true-life story of a Harlem s notorious Nicky Barnes, a junkie turned multimillionaire drug-lord, MR. UNTOUCHABLE takes its audience deep inside the heroin industry of the 1970s. The most powerful black drug kingpin in New York City history, Barnes came from humble beginnings to make himself and his comrades rich beyond their wildest dreams, ultimately reaching national infamy in 1977 when the New York Times put him on the front cover of their magazine with the headline Mr. Untouchable . Soon after, it all came crumbling down, and facing a life sentence without parole, Barnes started naming names. With the first hand testimony from the black Godfather himself, this documentary tells an epic story of business, excess, greed and revenge.