TV Guide: Isaac Hayes

Listing: Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Sun Dec 6 07:30 PM MTV The boys are devastated to learn that their heroes Terrence and Phillip have broken up.

Listing: Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 08:00 PM MTV Cartman seeks online companionship from older users after deciding that Stan, Kenny and Kyle aren't mature enough.

Listing: Freak Strike

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 08:30 PM MTV The gang decides to put Butters up as a guest on a talk show thinking that they will get special favors.

Listing: Fat Camp

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 08:00 PM MTV Cartman is sent to a camp for obese youngsters by concerned family and friends. Meanwhile, Kenny has his own hit TV show, “Krazy Kenny.” Also, Chef talks to the boys about prostitution.

Listing: Rainforest Schmainforest

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 12:00 AM WGNAME The boys accompany a teacher (voice of Jennifer Aniston) and her singing-and-dancing group to Central America to raise awareness of the rain forest. Also: Kenny falls for a choir member; and Kyle has trouble mastering the choreography.

Listing: The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 08:30 PM MTV Cartman impersonates the Tooth Fairy when he learns there's money to be made from harvesting the teeth of underprivileged kids. However, the leader of a dentists' organization sets out to stop him.

Listing: The Return of Chef

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 10:30 PM COMEDY Chef Jerome McElroy returns, though the kids notice he's not quite the same.

Listing: Marjorine

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 10:00 PM COMEDY The boys decide to fake Butters' death and resurrect him as a girl.

Listing: Krazy Kripples

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 09:30 PM COMEDY The kids become embroiled in the life of a disabled celebrity who breezes through town and gets all the attention.

Listing: Here Comes the Neighborhood

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 09:00 PM COMEDY Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Cartman have a run-in with Token, the town's only rich kid. In retaliation, Token encourages other wealthy people to move into the neighborhood.

Listing: My Future Self n' Me

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 08:00 PM MTV Stan is forced to look at his life 30 years in the future; Cartman tries to launch a new business.

Listing: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 08:00 PM MTV Aliens wreak havoc in the Rockies, first by subjecting Cartman to an anal probe, and then by abducting Kyle's baby brother. Chef: Isaac Hayes. Other voices include creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

Listing: Wing

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 03:30 AM WGNAME Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle become talent agents with one client.

Listing: Cartman's Incredible Gift

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 29 07:30 PM MTV Cartman is imbued with the power to see into the future after he's hit on the head.

Listing: A Ladder to Heaven

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 29 07:00 PM MTV Trying to find Kenny in Heaven, the boys discover that Saddam Hussein may have hidden weapons there.

Listing: Dr. Dolittle 2

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 11:00 AM CINEMAX

Listing: Posse

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 06:00 AM AMC

Listing: Soul in Cinema: Filming 'Shaft' on Location

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 03:27:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 03:27 AM TCM

Listing: Best Friends Forever

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 12:30 AM WGNAME Kenny is able to purchase a gaming device that's been sold out, straining his friendship with Cartman.

Listing: Chef Aid

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 12:00 AM WGNAME Chef (voice of Isaac Hayes) invites some of his well-known musician friends to participate in a benefit concert after he loses all of his money in a lawsuit. Meanwhile, the boys join the workforce to help him get out of debt.

Listing: Hustle & Flow

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 08:30 PM BET

Listing: The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 08:30 PM MTV The boys look forward to the newest Terrance and Phillip movie.

Listing: Douche and Turd

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 08:00 PM MTV The kids have to choose a new mascot after an animal-rights group protests.

Listing: Die Hippie, Die

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 04:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 04:30 AM WGNAME Hippies, the bane of Cartman's existence, threaten to overrun South Park when they plan a weeklong music festival in town.

Listing: Shaft

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 10:00 PM TMCe

Listing: Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 08:30 PM MTV The town of Beaverton is flooded when a mammoth beaver dam breaks. Is global warming to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know for sure.

Listing: The Death of Eric Cartman

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 08:00 PM MTV Butters believes he can talk to the dead.

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