TV Guide: George Lopez

George Stare-oids Down Jason

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 10:00 PM NIK Stacy Keach plays Jason's father, whose financial aid can't cover misjudgments in Jason's behavior. Jason: Bryan Fisher. Brad: Erik Olson. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Max: Luis Armand Garcia.

Helping Mayor Hernandez

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 05:00 AM WGNAME The deputies scramble to help Mayor Hernandez (George Lopez) when he needs to get rid of a prostitute who happens to be in his hotel room.

George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 10:30 PM NIK The Lopezes strike out against a new neighbor, who has put offensive decorations on his front lawn. Meanwhile, George and Angie run into an old friend (Mario Lopez), who takes an interest in Veronica.

George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 10:00 PM NIK To build Angie's garage-office, George hires two old pals, who keep costs low---and permits invisible. Jim Belushi appears as an inspector. Bobby: Danny Trejo. Victor: Ricardo Antonio Chavira. Rob: Greg Lee. Laura: Michelle Paradise. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.

George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Órale Fixation

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 10:30 PM NIK When Powers Aviation institutes a smoking ban, Benny's nicotine withdrawal drives George to self-destructive behavior.

George's Relatively Bad Idea

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 10:00 PM NIK George objects when Vic dates his sister---who has a few choice words of her own for George. Linda: Eva La Rue. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.

Lopez Tonight

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 11:00 PM TBS Actor and stand-up comic George Lopez hosts a late-night comedy talk show featuring interviews, comedians and music acts. First up: Ellen DeGeneres, Eva Longoria Parker and Kobe Bryant. Also: Carlos Santana performs.

George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 10:30 PM NIK The love of Benny's life (Jerry Springer) is back in town, and George builds a web of lies to keep the two from reuniting.

Split Decision

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 10:00 PM NIK George's innocent remark sparks sibling warfare between his bosses, who both court him when they spilt the company in two. Jack: Jack Blessing. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.

Mike Weir and George Lopez

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 03:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 03:30 AM GOLF

Fishing Cubans

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 10:30 PM NIK George and Ernie accompany Vic to rescue his Cuban-refugee brother off the Florida coast; Benny helps Max throw a fake birthday party to get gifts George can't afford. Octavio: Bert Rosario. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Davey: Noah Luke. Billy: Sammy Fine. Haitian Guy: Matthew Jones. Benny: Belita Moreno. Max: Luis Armand Garcia. Angie: Constance Marie.

Bringing Home the Bacon

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 10:00 PM NIK Laid-off George wants to cancel Carmen's costly coming-of-age party, but breadwinner Angie says party on. Jason: Bryan Fisher. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno.