TV Guide: F.A.T.E.

Video: TRAILER MIX: I Predict That Every Oscar Award This Year Will Be Bestowed Upon Walk Hard

Best Week Ever — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Hailing from a long line of Hollywood studios; calculated attempts to win an Oscar by producing melodramatic adaptation of what is essentially an E! True Hollywood Story (Ray, Walk The Line, Dreamgirls, etc.), Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story is poised to bring home a whole lot of statues at next year;s Academy Awards, because this biographical masterpiece has it all: the troubled slack-jawed childhood, the inability to cope with newfound fame, the rocky love story, a screenplay by Judd Apatow (a man who actually eats, breathes and poops hilarious comedy), John C. Reilly in the starring role he;s deserved for about a decade, filmed proof that Tim Meadows is still alive, and Paul Rudd playing John f*cking Lennon. I can;t remember the last time I was so horny to see a movie.

Video: COMING SOON: What Happens When People Stop Being Polite And Start Getting Real Douchey

Best Week Ever — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Well, it looks like Mommy has been drinking again, and look who the slut the dragged in this time! Yes, Captain Saggy Balls and his silly McIndieRockBand Whitestarr (they sound like White Snake, covered by Stellastarr*) are back with yet even more off-putting footage to promote their new Vh1 show The Rock Life, this time just hanging out in Hollywood, living that crazy LA lifestyle enjoyed by the children of the rich and famous, still trying to convince us just how f*cking rock and roll they are (seriously, they have, like, every Guns N Roses album ever!). Tune in each week to witness all the hijinx and hilarity as they try getting their art out there the one way they know how: by doing their best impressions of sh*t they learned from E!;s True Hollywood Story on Poison in a moronic f*cking reality show watched primarily by people who hate them. VhWonderful!

Video: Sherman's Legacy: Hero or Monster?

History — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0500

In a Sherman's March video, learn that after the Civil War, William T. Sherman's myth began to grow: in the North he was a hero who refuses to run for president, but in the South he is the brutal monster who devastated the noble Confederacy.