TV Guide: Eva Longoria Parker

Boom Crunch

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Sun Dec 6 09:00 PM ABC A plane crashes on Wisteria Lane, endangering lives. Meanwhile, Gaby and Lynette's friendship founders; Bree and Orson reach an agreement about their marriage; Danny's mistake may prove costly for Angie; and Susan plans to help Katherine.

Guilty

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 04:00 PM LIFE Paul takes matters into his own hands after his hit man IDs Mary Alice's blackmailer; Susan pays a price for snooping on Mike; John dumps Gabrielle after Juanita's accident, which gives Bree some horrifying insight into her son's psyche. John: Jesse Metcalfe. Shaw: Richard Roundtree. Edie: Nicolette Sheridan. Mrs. Huber: Christina Estabrook.

Anything You Can Do

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 03:00 PM LIFE An unexpected ally helps Susan keep an eye on Mike's mystery “friend”; Bree one-ups Rex's guilt gifts for their kids; Juanita gets the goods on Gaby after John dumps her for trying to ship Danielle off to modeling school; a speed-freaking Lynette undermines Tom's ideas during his business dinner party. Shaw: Richard Roundtree. Kendra: Heather Stephens. Juanita: Lupe Ontiveros. Tom: Doug Savant. Mike: James Denton.

Running to Stand Still

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 05:00 PM LIFE Gaby cashes in on Juanita's gambling addiction to keep her out of the snooping business, while Susan bets on Julie to find out why Zach Young has been shipped off to a creepy teen rehab; Bree lets loose on her shrink after sending Rex into a rage over an intimacy issue that may be more his than hers; and Lynette gets a little help in settling the score with an alpha mom at her kids' school. Maisy: Sharon Lawrence. Mr. Shaw: Richard Roundtree. Juanita: Lupe Ontiveros. John: Jesse Metcalfe.

Come In, Stranger

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 04:00 PM LIFE Bree touches upon a Young family mess after reaching out to Mary Alice's son (Cody Kasch); a break-in on Wisteria Lane exposes Mike's motives for moving to town and expands Susan's pool of potential suitors; Gabrielle's mother-in-law visits with a vengeance, thanks to Carlos's suspicions; and Lynette puts her twins to work in order to get them into an exclusive school. Officer Thompson: Steven Eckholdt. Juanita: Lupe Ontiveros. John: Jesse Metcalfe.

Who's That Woman?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 03:00 PM LIFE Paul feeds the ladies a shocking explanation for Mary Alice's eerie note; Susan measures out a cup of revenge after Mrs. Huber blackmails her into pushing Mike away; Lynette turns to self-medicating to cope with her kids' new ADD diagnosis; Gaby pulls a fast one to keep Carlos from discovering her afternoon delights with John; Bree's tough love impresses her petulant son. Mrs. Huber: Christine Estabrook. John: Jesse Metcalfe. Paul: Mark Moses.

Would I Think of Suicide?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 29 09:00 PM ABC Angie decides to leave Wisteria Lane with her family; Bree's affair with Karl becomes harder to hide, causing Susan to clash with Bree; Lynette's pregnancy puts her at odds with Gaby; and Mike and Katherine's argument turns hurtful.

The Sentinel

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 09:00 PM TELMUN

Over Her Dead Body

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 08:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 08:30 AM HBOSGe

Pretty Little Picture

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 05:00 PM LIFE Gab's afternoon delights catch the eye of her manipulative new neighbor; Rex puts a fork in his marriage at a dinner in Mary Alice's honor; Susan shows her angry side to her ex (Richard Burgi) and everything else to Mike. Meanwhile, Lynette teaches her husband a lesson in raising their little monsters; and Bree gets hold of a tape that could answer a lot of questions. Or inspire new ones. Mike: James Denton. John: Jesse Metcalf. Tom: Doug Savant.

Ah, But Underneath

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 04:00 PM LIFE Mike's dog pays the price when Edie crashes his dinner date with Susan; Gabrielle realizes that her lawnboy is taking their fling to heart---and that Carlos may actually have one; and Bree goads Rex into therapy, where the doctor may be the one who needs the most help. Meanwhile, Lynette resorts to drastic measures to keep her kids in line; and Mary Alice's past resurfaces---literally---despite Paul's efforts to keep it buried. Mrs. Huber: Christine Estabrook. Mike: James Denton. John: Jesse Metcalfe.

Pilot Episode

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 03:00 PM LIFE Debut: Four suburbanites (Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross, Eva Longoria) endure darkly comic domestic disturbances in this wry soap, which opens with the suicide of their friend (and spirited narrator), Mary Alice (Brenda Strong). That is, it looks like a suicide. But nothing is as it seems on Wisteria Lane. Mike: Jamie Denton. Edie: Nicolette Sheridan. Mrs. Huber: Christine Estabrook.

If It's Only in Your Head

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 05:00 PM LIFE Orson takes a beating; Lynette adapts to Tom's decision to go back to school; Gaby's niece moves to Wisteria Lane; and Dave's "friendly" gesture proves to be anything but to Susan and MJ.

Everybody Says Don't

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 04:00 PM LIFE Gaby runs into a down-on-her-luck old acquaintance; Tom decides to go back to school (much to Lynette's dismay); Orson threatens Bree with blackmail; and Susan accepts Dave's "friendly" gesture.

Marry Me a Little

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 03:00 PM LIFE There's deception aplenty on Wisteria Lane: Bree keeps Orson in the dark; Susan and Jackson (Gale Harold) try to fool the authorities; Katherine won't level with Mike; and Tom tries to hide his age. Meanwhile, a witness to Dave's crimes surfaces.

George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 01:00 AM NIK After belittling Angie's job as a wedding planner, George becomes one himself---taking on an impossibly demanding client (Eva Longoria) whom Angie dumped to show that anything she can do he can do better.

Punk'd

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 09:30 PM TVGN Salma Hayek is accused of making a mess in a ladies room; Eva Longoria is pulled over by the police; and R&B singer Mario finds himself face-to-face with a half-nude elderly woman.

Bargaining

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 05:00 PM LIFE Bree hires a good lawyer and behaves badly to do it; Jackson (Gale Harold) pops back into Susan's life and pops a question; Tom and Lynette bargain for sex, while Dave does some bargaining of his own; Katherine plays dirty to win Mike; Gaby makes a deal with Juanita that tests her vanity.

Rose's Turn

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 04:00 PM LIFE Lynette and Orson are hiding something from Tom and Bree, respectively, but Katherine makes a confession to Mike, and Susan confides in Dave. Meanwhile, Tom is behaving oddly, and Gaby is covering for him.

Look Into Their Eyes and You See What They Know

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 03:00 PM LIFE The housewives reminisce about Edie: Susan recalls the first time they met; Lynette looks back on a night to remember; Gaby remembers a night of friendly competition; and Bree is reminded of her thoughtfulness toward Orson.

Lower Learning

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 09:30 PM TMCe

A Spark. To Pierce the Dark

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 05:00 PM LIFE Bree decides to sell her business; Lucy (Leslie Boone) makes Lynette work overtime while Carlos' equally long hours upset Gaby; Karl Mayer (Richard Burgi) enrolls his son in Susan's school; and Mike, Katherine and Dave finally go on their camping trip. Meanwhile, Edie finally discovers why Dave wanted to move to Wisteria Lane. Principal Hobson: John Rubinstein.

The Story of Lucy and Jessie

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 04:00 PM LIFE A teacher (Swoosie Kurtz) gets the wrong idea when Susan tries to impress her; Gaby, for reasons of her own, wants Carlos to hire Lynette; Bree is determined not to let Orson's bad habit embarrass her; and Edie digs deeper into Dave's past. Lucy: Leslie Boone.

Crime Doesn't Pay

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 03:00 PM LIFE While helping Tom Scavo find a new job, Bree discovers something shocking about Orson; Carlos' adulterous boss uses Gaby as his cover; Edie probes Dave's past after a chance encounter with an old acquaintance.

In a World Where the Kings Are Employers

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 05:00 PM LIFE Susan starts a job to provide for MJ---and becomes both angry and jealous when Mike lets Katherine babysit him; Lynette wants Tom to sell the recession-wracked pizzeria; Carlos gets a big bonus after Gaby discovers his boss's dirty little secret; Bree gives Andrew a raise, raising Orson's hackles; and Dave grows tired of the neighbors' suspicions of him.

Mama Spent Money When She Had None

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 04:00 PM LIFE Bree buys a new car while Lynette and Tom resolve to sell his Mustang for extra cash; Susan is determined to send MJ to a school she and Mike can't afford; Gaby joins Edie's "boot camp" to get back into shape; and Lee wrestles with telling Lynette and Tom some disturbing facts about Dave.

The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 23 03:00 PM LIFE When neighborhood handyman Eli Scruggs (Beau Bridges) dies, the housewives realize just how much he affected their lives. Gaby recalls how Eli helped her make friends when she arrived; Lynette remembers how he came to her aid when she was overwhelmed and neglecting Penny; Susan reflects on how he lent her his shoulder to cry on each time a man walked out on her; Edie looks back on their special friendship; and Bree thinks fondly of his small gesture that had a big effect.