TV Guide: Ernest Borgnine

Listing: A Grandpa for Christmas

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 21 04:00 PM HALMRK

Listing: All Dogs Go to Heaven 2

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:35:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 04:35 AM ENC

Listing: Vera Cruz

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 10:00 PM TCM

Listing: The Dirty Dozen

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 08:30 AM AMC

Listing: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV; Doing Time

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 07:30 AM NIK SpongeBob finds the secret utility belt that Mermaid Man left behind at the Krusty Krab, unintentionally turns on the shrink ray and reduces everyone in his path to the size of action figures. Later, SpongeBob gets into an accident while trying once again to pass his driving test. Mrs. Puff takes the blame and is carted off to jail, leaving a guilt-ridden SpongeBob trying to figure a way to bust her out.

Listing: Bad Day at Black Rock

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 06:30 PM TCM

Listing: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy; Pickles

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 02:30 PM NIK SpongeBob and Patrick pay a visit to the actors who portrayed superheroes in their favorite TV show; and SpongeBob loses confidence in himself when a customer complains about him. Voices include Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Clancy Brown.

Listing: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III; Squirrel Jokes

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 07:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 07:30 AM NIK While house-sitting for his hero Mermaid Man, SpongeBob comes face-to-face with an evil villain who plans to wreak havoc in Bikini Bottom. Later, SpongeBob becomes a laugh riot with a stand-up routine that pokes fun at squirrels.

Listing: BASEketball

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 05:30 PM MOMAXe

Listing: The Poseidon Adventure

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 03:30 PM FMC

Video: Jonathan Winters, Florence Henderson and Ernest Borgnine

Hulu — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Season 10, Episode 284: Featuring Earl Holliman , Ernest Borgnine, Eve Parring, Florence Henderson, George Gobel, Joan Ribers, Jonathan Winters, Kate Smith, Paul Lynde, Peter Marshall, Phil Goodlove, and Vincent Price.

Video: ICYMI: Ernest Borgnine Reveals His Secret For Everlasting Youth

Best Week Ever — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500

You;d think that to stay young forever all you;d have to do is make your way through a booby-trapped cave palace and identify the actual Holy Grail among a collection of goblets guarded by a ghost knight, but according to Ernest Borgnine, who;s still fit as a fiddle and 91 years young, all you really have to do is whack off a lot. The best part of this clip is how the gang at Fox and Friends were in no way prepared to deal with this kind of bombshell.

Video: Ernest Borgnine reveals the secret of life

The Insider — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500

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Video: Private Screenings: Ernest Borgnine -- (TCM Promo)

TCM — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Promo for the Turner Classic Movies original special Private Screenings: Ernest Borgnine, 2009, featuring the renowned actor and TCM host Robert Osborne.

Video: Borgnine: I'm a Bigger Jerkoff Than Your Dad!

TMZ Videos — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0500

91-year-old masturbation enthusiast Ernest Borgnine is refusing to back down from his whacked out on-air confession the other day -- that routinely flogging the bishop won't make you go blind (as our

Video: Shadow of the Hawke, Part 1