TV Guide: Ed O'Neill

Great Expectations

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 09:00 PM ABC Claire hatches an anniversary surprise for Phil by hiring one of their favorite musicians (Edward Norton) to give a private performance. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron plan a night out with a fun-loving friend (Elizabeth Banks).

Dud Bowl

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 06:00 AM TBS Jack "Hacksaw" Reynolds, Bubba Smith, Ken Stabler and Lawrence Taylor try to turn Al into a tackling dummy in a football grudge match of high-school alumni. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

Sleepless in Chicago

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 05:00 AM TBS Jefferson learns that the doll he's bought for Marcy is worth a small fortune, so he asks Al to sleep next to Marcy while he trades dolls. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal.

Tavis Smiley

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 12:00 AM PBS Actor Ed O'Neill.

Unalful Entry

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 11:30 AM SPIKE A burglar sues after Al decks him. Attorney: Melanie Chartoff. Policeman: Dan Tullis Jr. Judge: Edwin Owens. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

Go for the Old

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 11:00 AM SPIKE When Al's mistaken for being 65, he gets revenge by playing in the senior athletic games. Ira: E.D. Miller. Official: Kevin Brief. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

Peggy and the Pirates

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 10:30 AM SPIKE Peg stars in her own pirate fantasy, with Al as her captor and Marcy's ex as a pirate. Peg: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. Marcy: Amanda Bearse.

Dial B for Virgin

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 06:30 AM TBS Bud's community-service assignment is counseling virgins on the brink of temptation. Esther: Monica Creel. Miss Hardaway: Beverly Archer. Esther's Mom: Rhonda Aldrich. Bud: David Faustino.

Business Still Sucks

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 06:00 AM TBS Conclusion. Al concocts a plan to rid the store of nursing mothers, but will the owner (Janet Carroll) approve? Officer: Dan Tullis. Al: Ed O'Neill. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

Business Sucks

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 05:30 AM TBS Marcy leads a protest after Al banishes a customer (Cynthia Steele) for nursing her baby. Part 1 of two. Miranda: Teresa Parente. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Al: Ed O'Neill.

Dutch

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 05:30 PM FMC

Mr. Empty Pants

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 11:30 AM SPIKE Peggy's cartoon of Al makes him a reluctant celebrity---until a magazine declares him a sex symbol. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. Marcy: Amanda Bearse.

Heels on Wheels

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 11:00 AM SPIKE Kelly counters her fading-youth crisis with a motorcycle, which Peg deems too dangerous---until she tries it. LuLu: Paris Houghton. Peg: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill. Bud: David Faustino. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

It Doesn't Get Any Better than This

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 10:30 AM SPIKE Peg and Marcy tag along on Al's fishing trip, while the kids help Jefferson spend money. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Peg: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino.

Wedding Show

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 10:00 AM SPIKE While waiting for a wedding to begin, Bud gets to know the bride-to-be (Joey Lauren Adams) better than he should. Heidi: Andrea Elson. Corky: Sara Melson. Bud: David Faustino. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

Kelly Breaks Out

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 06:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 06:30 AM TBS When newly hired spokesmodel Kelly gets a blemish, she tries using Uncle Sticky's potion to zap the zit. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Al: Ed O'Neill. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. Marcy: Amanda Bearse.

Driving Mr. Boondy

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 06:00 AM TBS Bud is the driving examiner when Al renews his license; Kelly gets a job at Marcy's bank after being fired as "The Verminator." Heidi: Nicole Nagel. Ahmed: Isa Totah. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Bud: David Faustino.

Shoeway to Heaven

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 05:30 AM TBS Al and Jefferson make money selling shoes from the '70s; Kelly is forced to tell the truth. Terry Murphy ("Hard Copy") has a cameo. Dominique: Tawny Kitaen. Billy Ray: Joe Bob Briggs. Al: Ed O'Neill.

Al Goes Deep

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 05:00 AM TBS Jefferson bets on a college quarterback who guarantees a win. But the QB is blitzed by Kelly. Chad: Curnal Aulisio. Stab: Edward Blanchard. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. Al: Ed O'Neill.

Christmas

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 11:30 AM SPIKE Mall Santa Al (Ed O'Neill) recalls Christmases past, when he avoided giving gifts to the family, who've united to get what they want. Elf: Kevin Thompson. Bartender: Dennis Cockrum. Charity Santa: Ed Morgan.

The Old College Try

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 11:00 AM SPIKE Bud (David Faustino) is ready for the good life at college, until Al and Peggy find his grant money and grant it to themselves. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Ed: Al O'Neill. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

Death of a Shoe Salesman

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 10:30 AM SPIKE Al buys a cemetery plot next to his late movie hero. But where does that leave Peggy? Funeral Director: Dan Castellaneta. Priest: James R. Sweeney. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill. Bud: David Faustino

Rock of Ages

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 10:00 AM SPIKE The Bundys crash an airport VIP lounge and hobnob with musicians Spencer Davis, Richie Havens, Peter Noone, John Sebastian, Robby Kreiger and Mark Lindsay. Attendant: Aaron Lustig. Al: Ed O'Neill.

Assault and Batteries

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 06:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 06:30 AM TBS A computer crash traps Al inside a store; Kelly and Bud celebrate a birthday for Buck (voice of Cheech Marin). Checkers: Jan Hoag, Brian Reddy. Old Lady: Jean Howard. Customers: Cynthia Frost, Craig Benton. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal.

Kelly Knows Something

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 06:00 AM TBS Al tutors Kelly for a game show. But for each fact she takes in, one falls out. Travis: Todd Christensen. Tony: Michael Cannizzo. Mike: Alex Nevill. Max: Mary-Pat Green. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Al: Ed O'Neill.

Nooner or Later

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 05:30 AM TBS Peg must coerce Al into a romantic act to win a prize from DJ Rick Dees (who plays himself). Dexter: Chi McBride. Al: Ed O'Neill. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino.

Legend of Ironhead Haynes

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 05:00 AM TBS Waylon Jennings plays a macho man sought by Al and his cronies to help them resist political correctness. Dan: Dan Tullis Jr. Roger: Christopher Collins. Bob: E.E. Bell. Barney: Steve Susskind. Al: Ed O'Neill.

The D'Arcy Files

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 05:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 05:30 AM TBS Jefferson has a secret past, and Al gets a chance to cash in on it. Robert Mandan. Al: Ed O'Neill. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate.

Field of Screams

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 05:00 AM TBS Al protests the erection of an auto plant on the site of his high-school football field. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Sascha: Julie Benz. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Bud: David Faustino. Peggy: Katey Sagal.