TV Guide: Damon Wayans

The Last Boy Scout

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:00:00 -0400

Wed Oct 22 09:00 PM VS.

Farce of the Penguins

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 04:15:00 -0400

Tue Oct 21 04:15 AM TMCe

My Wife and Kids

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 18:00:00 -0400

Mon Oct 20 06:00 PM ABCFAM

Earth Girls Are Easy

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 05:20:00 -0400

Mon Oct 20 05:20 AM ENCR1

Of Breasts and Basketball

Sun, 19 Oct 2008 10:30:00 -0400

Sun Oct 19 10:30 AM ABCFAM It's “Jr. time” when Michael goes one-on-one with his son (George O. Gore) on the basketball court. Then sore loser Michael must take Claire (Jazz Raycole) on a shopping expedition to buy underwear. Needless to say, she's excruciatingly embarrassed. Tiffany: Maria Torres. Kim: Rudee Lipscomb. Salesperson: Saachiko. Bre: Cara Mia Wayans.

Grassy Knoll

Sun, 19 Oct 2008 10:00:00 -0400

Sun Oct 19 10:00 AM ABCFAM Jr. and his friend Tommy (Robert Ri'chard) want to write songs but can't find their muse. Their solution: something they smoke. Meanwhile, Claire doesn't have time for Kady (Parker McKenna Posey); and Jay wants to get rid of Michael's old “stuff” in their closet. Jr.: George O. Gore II. Claire: Jazz Raycole. Jay: Tisha Martin-Campbell. Michael: Damon Wayans.

The Truth Hurts

Sat, 18 Oct 2008 10:30:00 -0400

Sat Oct 18 10:30 AM ABCFAM Michael (Damon Wayans) is ready to pound Jr. (George O. Gore II) because he suspects his son has gotten a tattoo. But Jr. won't own up to it (he won't take off his shirt, either). Meanwhile, Kady's mad at Michael because he won't let her go on a sleepover. Kady: Parker McKenna Posey. Janet: Tisha Campbell-Martin. Claire: Jazz Raycole. Melanie: Rhyon Nicole Brown. Nicole: Kyla Wayans.

Pilot Episode

Sat, 18 Oct 2008 10:00:00 -0400

Sat Oct 18 10:00 AM ABCFAM In the series pilot, Michael (Damon Wayans) is upset. Why? Because Janet (Tisha Campbell) wants to work full-time, because Jr. (George O. Gore II) admires gangsta rap and because Claire (Jazz Rycole) wants to go to school in a tank top. Making matters worse, younger daughter Kady (Parker McKenna Posey), keeps yammering at him in Spanish---thanks to Rosa (Marlene Forte) the nanny, who, he's convinced, can't stand him.

R.V. Dreams

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:30:00 -0400

Fri Oct 17 06:30 PM ABCFAM It's vacation time again for the Kyles. The destination: the Grand Canyon. The mode of transport: Michael's new Wonder Van 6000. It'll be a bumpy ride. Salesman: Clint Culp.

Michael Sells the Business

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:00:00 -0400

Fri Oct 17 06:00 PM ABCFAM Michael dreams about “the Michael and Jay phase” of his life when he gets an offer to sell his business. Meanwhile, Kady and Claire squabble over the amount of time the other spends in the bathroom. Katt Williams returns as Michael's old nemesis Bobby Shaw.

Graduation Day

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 18:30:00 -0400

Thu Oct 16 06:30 PM ABCFAM Everything that can go wrong, does go wrong as Jay gets ready for her college graduation, including a makeup mishap, a shrunken gown---and a black eye. Meanwhile, Franklin learns honesty is not always the best policy when Kady asks him if the dress she's wearing makes her look fat.

Major Payne

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 18:20:00 -0400

Thu Oct 16 06:20 PM ENCR1

Michael's Sandwich

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 18:00:00 -0400

Thu Oct 16 06:00 PM ABCFAM Michael has a golf date at Pebble Beach and he's making a “masterpiece” of a sandwich to eat on the flight. But he keeps gettting interrupted by various Kyle crises, and if he doesn't finish it fast, he'll miss the plane.

Jr.'s Cartoon

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:30:00 -0400

Wed Oct 15 06:30 PM ABCFAM Jr.'s cartoon, a thinly disguised version of “My Wife and Kids,” attracts the interest of ABC, so Jr.---and his agent Michael---visit the network for a negotiating session. Meanwhile, Claire threatens to break up with Tony (Andrew McFarlane) unless he can “bring some excitement” to their relationship. Fernando Torres: Carlos Gomez.

Celibacy

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:00:00 -0400

Wed Oct 15 06:00 PM ABCFAM Jay tells Michael that they'll only have sex “on a mental level” for six months because it will make their lovemaking more exciting when they resume. Michael is skeptical, to say the least. Meanwhile, Franklin and Kady symbolize their love with a plant, and Jr. complains to Michael that Vanessa wants too much loving. “She's a sex machine,” he tells his sex-starved dad.

Michael Joins a Gym

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:30:00 -0400

Tue Oct 14 06:30 PM ABCFAM Michael can't fit into an old pair of jeans, so he starts dieting and heads to a gym. He's not fun to be around. Nor is Franklin, who has flunked an astrophysics exam. Daryl: Terry Crews. Salesman: Casey Lee.

The Remodel

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:00:00 -0400

Tue Oct 14 06:00 PM ABCFAM Jay decides that it's time to remodel the garage to make it more comfortable for the baby, and Michael decides to do the work himself. “It's the Garage Mahal to me,” he says. Meanwhile, Kady wants to write Franklin a love letter but doesn't know what to say. Woody: Dom Irrera.

The Bahamas

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:00:00 -0400

Mon Oct 13 06:00 PM ABCFAM Part 1 of two: The Kyles are vacationing in the Bahamas and Michael just wants to relax by the pool. Not likely. For starters, an annoying acquaintance (David Alan Grier) shows up. Then Jr. and Vanessa fight because he wants to shirk his parental responsibilities. And Franklin's “archenemy,” Franceso Mumfordi, is on the island.

Bulletproof

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 17:05:00 -0400

Mon Oct 13 05:05 PM ENCR1