TV Guide: Damon Wayans

Saturday Night Live

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 23:29:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 11:29 PM NBC

Silence Is Golden

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 01:30 PM ABCFAM Jay and Michael spend a weekend at a meditation retreat, although Michael isn't exactly a willing participant. And when it's over, Jay gives him the silent treatment. Bodhi: T.J. Thyne. Nancy: Jennifer Elise Cox.

Sweetheart's Day

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 01:00 PM ABCFAM It's "Sweetheart's Day" at the Kyle household. That means presents for the ladies (Jay insists on it). So Michael devises a plan to determine how much to spend. Of course, it gets him into trouble.

Study Buddy

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 01:30 PM ABCFAM Jay's psychology professor (David Leisure) doesn't like her. Bad news, considering that the final's coming up. Also bad news is Michael's determination to be her “study buddy.” Meanwhile, Kady fears that Franklin's interested in another girl, a fellow brainiac named Emerson (after Ralph Waldo). Emerson: Jillian Henry.

They Call Me El Foosay

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 01:00 PM ABCFAM Jr. turns Michael on to foosball and no one can turn him off---and an extremely annoying “foosaholic” Michael turns out to be. Who can stop him? “El Foosay” (Franklin), a recovering foosaholic himself. Franklin: Noah Gray-Cabey. Calvin: Rasta.

Bulletproof

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 03:05:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 03:05 AM CINEMAX

Careful What You Wish For

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 01:30 PM ABCFAM Jay notices the attention Jr. is lavishing on Vanessa and decides that Michael's ignoring her. Meanwhile, Franklin decides he's too short, when he can't meet a roller coaster's height requirement.

The Wedding

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 01:00 PM ABCFAM Jr. and Vanessa set a date for their wedding, with the Kyles planning an elaborate one that might have made a royal couple blanch. This does not please the bride-to-be (Brooklyn Sudano). Meanwhile, Kady's gaydar tells her something about Claire's boyfriend, Tony (Andrew McFarlane).

The Return of Bobby Shaw

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 01:30 PM ABCFAM Jr. wants to be a rapper, so he enrolls in a “rapcademy” that Michael eyes suspiciously. MC Lyte. Flavor Flav, Kool Moe D and Special Ed guest star. Meanwhile, Jay talks Claire into going to her yoga class. She'll regret it. Bobby Shaw: Katt Williams. Rama: Terrell Tilford.

Restaurant Wars

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 01:00 PM ABCFAM Jay opens a soul-food restaurant on the same block as a Chinese restaurant owned by the very aggressive Annie Hoo (Lauren Tom). A food fight soon breaks out. Eddie: Peter Kwong. Calvin: Rasta.

The Great White Hype

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 02:00 AM FMC

The Proposal

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 01:30 PM ABCFAM Kyle-on-Kyle karaoke: Jay's Diana Ross vs. Michael's James Brown. Meanwhile, Jr. wants to propose to Vanessa (Brooklyn Sudano), but he can't get a chance to do it.

Poker Face

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 01:00 PM ABCFAM Jr. invites Jay to Michael's weekly poker game. The other guys don't like it. Meanwhile, Kady's beginning to resent Jr. Jr. for taking the “baby” spotlight away from her. Angeline Boudreaux: Rolonda Watts.

Colors

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 29 04:00 AM CINEMAX

The Fellowship of the Baby

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 12:30 AM ABCFAM All of a sudden, Jr. becomes really smart. All he has to do is touch his newborn son. Meanwhile, Kady catches Claire sneaking in late and blackmails her. Vanessa: Brooklyn Sudano. Franklin: Noah Gray-Cabey.

Class Reunion

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 12:00 AM ABCFAM Michael and Jay's high-school reunion is coming up, but Michael wants none of it. Then he's challenged to a “dance-off” by an old break-dancing rival (Katt Williams), who also happens to be the first guy ever to have kissed Jay. Meanwhile, bullies target Franklin, so he devises a secret weapon. Calvin: Rasta. Sharon: Susie Castillo. Toni: Dot Marie Jones.

Beverly Hills Cop

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 11:45:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 11:45 AM COMEDY

Child-Care Class

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 12:30 AM ABCFAM Jr. and Vanessa (Brooklyn Sudano) insist that Michael and Jay attend a child-care class for grandparents. Not surprisingly, it doesn't go well for Michael, who gets into a diaper-changing contest with Calvin (Rasta). Jasmine: Ella Joyce. Mrs. Lane: Kim Coles.

Earth Girls Are Easy

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 06:00 PM FLIXe

Fantasy Camp

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 01:30 PM ABCFAM Part 1. Michael is obsessed with the prospect of going one-on-one with Michael Jordan at a Las Vegas basketball fantasy camp. Wayne Newton has a cameo in the episode, in which the entire Kyle klan joins Michael in Vegas. Slobodan: Nick Von Esmarch.

The Baby

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 01:30 PM ABCFAM Part 1 of two. Vanessa (Brooklyn Sudano) is more than a little bit pregnant. In fact, she's a week overdue. She wants a natural childbirth at home, presided over by a new-agey midwife named Summer Breeze (Kelly Coffield). Fat chance of that happening. Meanwhile, Claire suspects Kady of pilfering her perfume and lipstick.

What Do You Know?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 01:00 PM ABCFAM It's “game night” at the Kyle house, but it isn't exactly fun and games when the couples play “What Do You Know?” “What You Don't Know” would be more like it. “There's this weird energy here,” moans Michael. Vanessa: Brooklyn Sudano. Jasmine: Ella Joyce. Calvin: Rasta. Tony: Andrew McFarlane. Franklin: Noah Gray-Cabey.

Premium Blend

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 01:00 PM COMEDY