TV Guide: Constance Marie

Listing: Two and a Half Deaths

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 11:00 AM SPIKE The difficult star (Katey Sagal) of a TV sitcom is murdered while filming an episode in Las Vegas. The investigation reveals plenty of suspects, including her husband, the actress who is her stand-in and the show's entire staff of writers.The script was written by "Two and a Half Men" scribes Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn.

Listing: Girl Fight

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 10:30 PM NIK A slander of Carmen sends George to her school's conflict manager---the bully who beat him up 30 years earlier. Tommy: Steven R. Schirripa. Adam: Jordan Masterson. Piper: Autumn Reeser. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Angie: Constance Marie. Max: Luis Armand Garcia.

Listing: George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 10:00 PM NIK Ernie needs to lose weight or else Mel will fire him, so George plays diet guru. But first he must play psychologist, because Ernie won't admit that he has a problem. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn.

Listing: Now George Noahs Ex-Zack-Ly What

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Sun Dec 6 11:30 PM NIK George gives Carmen an ultimatum regarding Zack; Randy tries to win back Benny with help from the Commodores. Zack: Trevor Wright. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn. Randy: Nick Offerman. Officer: Steven Montfort. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

Listing: What George Doesn't Noah

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Sun Dec 6 11:00 PM NIK After dumping bad-boy Zack, Carmen quickly finds a new boyfriend, but George just as quickly finds a problem with the boy. Noah: Johnny Pacar. Zack: Trevor Wright. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie.

Listing: Wrecking Ball

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 10:30 PM NIK After a tantrum at work and a slug at a teasing co-worker, the recently dumped Benny is the top suspect when the factory is vandalized. Zack: Trevor Wright. Mel: Mark Tymchyshyn. Big Bob: Harley Zumbrum. Gina: Elmarie Wendel. Benny: Belita Moreno. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Angie: Constance Marie.

Listing: Bachelor Party

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Sat Dec 5 10:00 PM NIK Sandra Bullock returns as “Accident” Amy, who used to go with Benny's fiancé, Randy--- and wants to again. Randy: Nick Offerman. Gina: Elmarie Wendel. Jack: Jack Blessing. Benny: Belita Moreno. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez. Angie: Constance Marie.

Listing: This Old Casa

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 10:30 PM NIK Hoping to hear the words “thank you,” George surprises Benny by remodeling her bathroom. But her response is hardly a surprise. Benny: Belita Moreno. Angie: Constance Marie. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez.

Listing: George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 10:00 PM NIK Andy Garcia guest stars as Angie's brother Ray, a con artist who reappears after five years. Could it have something to do with the fact that his daughter, Veronica (Aimee Garcia), inherited millions? As it happens, Ray wants to help his daughter with her business venture.

Listing: Charity

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 10:30 PM NIK Angie's charity work includes badgering George into taking on an intern (Tonantzin Esparza), who is more hindrance than help in his office. Groomer: Cristos Andrew. Emma: Diane Sellers. Angie: Constance Marie. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez. Carmen: Masiela Lusha.

Listing: George Gets Caught in a Powers Play

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 10:00 PM NIK George decides to teach his rich niece Veronica (Aimee Garcia) a lesson in the value of honest labor by getting her a job at the factory. Trouble is, the men want to do all of her work, and the boss (Mark Tymchyshyn) wants to do something else with her.

Listing: Love Bites

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 10:30 PM NIK After George's warning about the evils of boys, Carmen comes home with a hickey; Ernie uses Max to meet single moms. Adam: Jordan Masterson. Cindy: Bari Hochwald. Meter Lady: Sarah Bibb. Michelle: Dani Goldman. Carmen: Masiela Lusha. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez. Benny: Belita Moreno.

Listing: A Funeral Brings George to His Niece

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 10:00 PM NIK Angie's rich former sister-in-law dies and leaves everything to her spoiled 20-year-old daughter, Veronica (Aimee Garcia). But she can't get her money until George---who's the trustee of the will---decides she's mature enough to handle it.

Listing: The Wedding Dance

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 10:30 PM NIK Angie doesn't mind when George offers their backyard for a friend's wedding reception. But his refusal to dance there is another story. Frank: Mel Rodriguez. Ginger: Paget Brewster. Campbell: Jodi Lyn O'Keefe. Curtis: Carl Anthony Payne. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno. Ernie: Valente Rodriguez.

Listing: The Kidney Stays in the Picture

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 10:00 PM NIK Angie doesn't like how George instructs Max about having a girlfriend. But Max's bed-wetting is indicative of a further problem. Dr. Woodson: Ken Howard. Kristi: Ashly Holloway.

Listing: Meet the Cuban Parents

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 10:30 PM NIK George can do little right when Angie's parents (Sonia Braga, Emiliano Diez) come to spend Christmas in the Lopez home. Angie: Constance Marie. Benny: Belita Moreno. Carmen: Masiela Lusha.

Listing: A Clear and Presentless Danger

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 10:00 PM NIK To counter the kids' Christmas greed, George decrees a one-gift-only policy, then worries that Max will suffer with Benny as his secret Santa. BMX bicycle racing champ Dave Mirra appears. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Benny: Belita Moreno. Max: Luis Armand Garcia.

Video: George Lopez: "Trouble in Paradise: Max's Prayer"

Nickelodeon — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Max has the honor of saying a prayer of thanks at Thanksgiving dinner.

Video: George Lopez: "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey: Blessings"

Nickelodeon — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

George neglects to thank his mother for giving birth to him.

Video: George Lopez: "Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?: The Toast"

Nickelodeon — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

George makes quite the memorable toast at Thanksgiving dinner.

Video: George Lopez: "Halloween Cheer: Canine Help"

Nickelodeon — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

George plans for a haunted Halloween with help from the dog or "terror-ier."

Video: My Family

Starz — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Synopsis: A heartbreaking, often humorous, and emotionally charged story of three generations of a Mexican-American family living in Los Angeles. Rich characterizations combine with stunning cinematography. Also known as My Family, Mi Familia.

Video: Selena

Starz — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Synopsis: The true story of Latin music superstar Selena is told in winning fashion, from her family-band origins to her fast rise to the brink of mainstream success - and the senseless murder that ended it all. Lopez's first starring role.

Video: Token of Unappreciation

Amazon Video on Demand — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500

George questions his company loyalty. After his bosses ask him to help on the assembly line, which is humiliating because it is the duty he performed before his promotion to manager, he receives a job offer from a competitor. Meanwhile, Carmen has to choose whether she wants to keep her best friend or be part of the popular crowd.

Video: The Wedding Dance

Amazon Video on Demand — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500

The Lopezes host a wedding in their backyard. For the first time in their 16-year marriage, George asks a delighted Angie to slow dance with him, which she has always wanted to do. But he gets more than he expected when she drunkenly invents some new dance moves as the party guests look on.

Video: Team Leader

Amazon Video on Demand — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500

A Saturday-morning chidren's series.

Video: The Unnatural

Amazon Video on Demand — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500

When Max is asked to not play in an upcoming Little League game because he can't hit the ball, George works tirelessly on improving his son's skills. But it takes a special visit from some of baseball's premier players (ROD CAREW, STEVE GARVEY, JOE MORGAN and JIM PALMER as themselves) to teach George that there's more to playing well than he thinks.

Video: Max's Big Adventure

Amazon Video on Demand — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500

When a factory employee, Jim (GREGG DANIEL), is arrested because of a bar fight, George and Benny audition people to replace him in their carpool. Meanwhile, Max wants to walk to school alone for the first time, prompting overprotective George to test his son's savvy. Max proves that he is smart, but George gets into trouble with the police.

Video: George Lopez - The Complete First and Second Seasons

Amazon Video on Demand — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Comedian George Lopez stars as a Los Angeles manufacturing planet manager attempting to deal with his wacky family along with other random mishaps.

Video: Super Bowl

Amazon Video on Demand — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500

The Lopez family finds out that Benny's estranged brother, Uncle Joe (ISMAEL (EAST) CARLO), will die soon. George and Angie convince Benny to reconcile with Uncle Joe--but Benny's more interested in getting Joe's Super Bowl tickets. Meanwhile, since Benny never taught George how to cope with death when he was younger, he has difficulty attending the funeral.

Video: Charity