TV Guide: Clancy Brown

Listing: Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Sun Dec 6 08:00 PM DISXD Phineas and Ferb attempt to spread holiday cheer throughout Danville, but Doofenshmirtz's naughty-inator chokes their efforts, which leads two of Santa's British elves to arrive and investigate. Meanwhile, Candace tries to find out what Jeremy wants for Christmas.

Listing: The Pink Purloiner; Squid Wood

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 03:00 PM NIK SpongeBob's net is missing and he suspects Patrick took it; SpongeBob makes a wooden Squidward to hang out with, and everyone prefers the fake version to the real thing.

Listing: Flubber

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 11:40:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 11:40 AM TBS

Listing: Penny Foolish; Nautical Novice

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 11:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 11:30 AM NIK Mr. Krab obsesses over obtaining a penny that SpongeBob found on the street; SpongeBob hopes to impress his boating teacher with his mastery of nautical history, which he tries to memorize in one night.

Listing: Survival of the Idiots; Dumped

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 11:00 AM NIK SpongeBob and Patrick are in hibernation for the winter, and to keep warm they pluck off all of Sandy's fur. Later, Gary takes a liking to Patrick, much to the chagrin of SpongeBob. Voices include Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Carolyn Lawrence.

Listing: Friend or Foe

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 09:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 09:30 AM NIK The story behind the rivalry between Plankton and Mr. Krabs is shown in flashbacks, revealing the two began as the best of friends before a disagreement over their burger formula turned them into bitter enemies.

Listing: WhoBob WhatPants

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 09:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 09:00 AM NIK SpongeBob gets amnesia and finds himself far from home in a place called New Kelp City, where he runs into a dangerous gang leader (voice of Ray Liotta) and his fearsome Bubble Poppin' Boys. Meanwhile, SpongeBob's friends search the ocean for him.

Listing: Krusty Krushers; The Card

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 08:30:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 08:30 AM NIK Mr. Krabs wants SpongeBob and Patrick to become wrestlers so he can make money managing them; SpongeBob buys tons of trading cards, hoping to get the rare card he covets.

Listing: Grandpappy the Pirate; Cephalopod Lodge

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 08:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 08:00 AM NIK Mr. Krabs' pirate grandfather arrives for a visit, and Mr. Krabs tries to convince him that he and his employees are pirates, too; SpongeBob wants to join Squidward's secret society, despite not meeting the qualifications.

Listing: Greasy Buffoons; Model Sponge

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 08:00 PM NIK Mr. Krabs and Plankton serve up some greasy meals; SpongeBob gets modeling work in a commercial for kitchen sponges.

Listing: Someone's in the Kitchen With Sandy; The Inside Job

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 07:30 PM NIK A nude Sandy searches for her stolen pelt, which was taken by a scheming Plankton; Plankton's failed attempt to get the Krabby Patty formula lands him inside SpongeBob's head.

Listing: Growth Spout; Stuck in the Wringer

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 19:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 07:00 PM NIK Mr. Krabs takes a thrifty approach to feeding Pearl's growing appetite: He takes food from his friends' homes; SpongeBob gets stuck in a wringer, but he doesn't let that stop him from his daily activities.

Listing: Tentacle Vision; I Heart Dancing

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 06:30 PM NIK Squidward gets a public-access TV show, and his friends are eager to join him on the air; Squidward attempts to sabotage SpongeBob's dance audition.

Listing: Pineapple Fever; Shell Shocked

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 06:00 PM NIK A storm erupts and Squidward finds himself stuck indoors with SpongeBob and Patrick; Gary has trouble finding a new shell, and SpongeBob's alternatives to real shells aren't working.

Listing: Chum Bucket Supreme; Single Cell Anniversary

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 03:30 PM NIK Plankton turns to Patrick for help in creating a dumb slogan; Plankton searches for an anniversary gift for Karen, and he gets some help from SpongeBob.

Listing: Sand Castles in the Sand

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 03:00 PM NIK Building sand castles turns into a fierce battle between SpongeBob and Patrick.

Listing: No Hat for Pat; Toy Store of Doom

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 09:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 09:30 AM NIK Patrick is thrilled to be offered a job as a sign-holder at Krusty Krab, but he has trouble wearing the required hat; SpongeBob and Patrick have fun in a new toy store, until they accidentally get locked in.

Listing: Gullible Pants; Overbooked

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 09:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 09:00 AM NIK SpongeBob eagerly manages Krusty Krab when Mr. Krabs leaves for 15 minutes, and he follows all the rules that Squidward makes up; SpongeBob has an extra busy day in which he's scheduled to do three things at the same time.

Listing: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 03:00 PM NIK

Listing: Love, Lies and Murder

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 06:00 AM LMN

Listing: Truth or Square

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 07:00 PM NIK The gang share flashbacks while they're trapped inside a freezer on Krusty Krab's special anniversary. Meanwhile, Patchy the Pirate tries to get SpongeBob and celebrity guests to appear on his TV special. Guest stars include Robin Williams, Pink, Will Ferrell and LeBron James. Narrated by Ricky Gervais.

Listing: SpongeBob SquarePants

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:45:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 05:45 PM NIK

Listing: To Love a Patty; Breath of Fresh Squidward

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 05:00 PM NIK SpongeBob cooks the perfect patty and can't let go of it; Squidward becomes fun and friendly after shocking himself on his own security fence, but his new attitude annoys SpongeBob.

Listing: Krusty Towers; Mrs. Puff, You're Fired

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 02:30 PM NIK Mr. Krabs comes to regret his decision to transform the Krusty Krab into a fancy hotel where the “customer is king” after Squidward checks in as a very demanding guest. Later, Mrs. Puff loses her boating-school job because of her repeated failure to teach SpongeBob how to drive.

Listing: House Fancy; Krabby Road

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 08:00 AM NIK Squidward's fancy home needs some sprucing up for a television show. Plankton starts a band with SpongeBob hoping he will reveal the Krabby Patty formula in a song.

Listing: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III; Squirrel Jokes

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 07:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 07:30 AM NIK While house-sitting for his hero Mermaid Man, SpongeBob comes face-to-face with an evil villain who plans to wreak havoc in Bikini Bottom. Later, SpongeBob becomes a laugh riot with a stand-up routine that pokes fun at squirrels.

Listing: The Algae's Always Greener; SpongeGuard on Duty

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 07:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 07:00 AM NIK Plankton takes a walk in the shoes of Mr. Krabs; SpongeBob volunteers to be a lifeguard, despite the fact that he can't swim.

Video: The Shawshank Redemption

Starz — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Synopsis: Haunting, sometimes brutal and often humorous story of a New England banker convicted of double murder, and the ways he influences lives lived behind bars - especially his close friend and fellow lifer Red.

Video: First Practice