TV Guide: Christopher Kennedy Masterson

Cattle Court

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 02:30 PM FX Reese is forced to eat his words when he falls for a vegetarian coworker (Tara Lipinski) at the meat plant; Malcolm tries to deceive Lois to attend a concert.

Stevie in the Hospital

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 02:00 PM FX Malcolm tries to suspend reality when Stevie has to go to the hospital; Lois fears the onset of dementia; and Hal's toy boat brings out his competitive nature.

Malcolm in the Middle

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 08:30 PM NIK

Bomb Shelter

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 12:30 PM FX Malcolm enrolls in a dance class to look good for a girl, but winds up facing a challenge from a dedicated rival (Ryan Raftery).

Hal's Dentist

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 12:00 PM FX Hal loses a tooth during a card game, but what really gets him down in the mouth is a visit to a friend's dentist; Malcolm and Dewey revel in a favorite pastime; and Lois takes bike-riding lessons from Reese.

Lois Strikes Back

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 07:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 07:30 AM FX Lois comes to Reese's defense when he's the victim of a prank by four female classmates; Hal throws himself into a new project in the garage.

A.A.

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 07:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 7 07:00 AM FX Lois is in for a surprise when she and Hal help Francis mark one year of sobriety. Elsewhere, Dewey needs a ride to the arcade, but Malcolm and Reese are in no mood for games.

Hal Grieves

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 02:30 PM FX Hal doesn't feel sad when the father he never knew dies, so he goes overboard with affection toward his own kids. George Takei has a cameo. Abe: Gary Anthony Williams.

Mono

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 4 02:00 PM FX A mono-stricken Lois absentmindedly passes it on to Malcolm, forcing them to be quarantined; Hal becomes Mr. Popularity with the neighbors while his wife is incapacitated.

Cheerleader

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 08:30 PM NIK A spiffy cheerleader attracts slovenly Reese, who cleans up his act---best as he can---to woo her. He even joins her rah-rah squad. Wendy: Lisa Lewolt. Reese: Justin Berfield. Malcolm: Frankie Muniz. Lois: Jane Kaczmarek. Hal: Bryan Cranston. Spangler: Daniel Von Bargen. Francis: Christopher Kennedy Masterson.

Malcolm Babysits

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 08:00 PM NIK Malcolm's cushy babysitting job provides relief from the trailer the family's using while their house is being fumigated; the school's master key leads Francis to a corpse, for which he provides a proper send-off. Stanley: Karim Prince. Inkster: Mark Tymchyshyn. Mrs. Inkster: Joan McMurtrey.

College Recruiters

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 03:30 PM FX Conclusion. Despite Dewey's employment advice, a friend's new job opportunity is music to Francis's ears; Hal intervenes on Malcolm's behalf when college recruiters come calling. Raduca: Rheagan Wallace.

Bride of Ida

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 3 03:00 PM FX Grandma Ida (Cloris Leachman) says that Reese needs to be more manly---so he runs off to Las Vegas with Raduca to elope. Part 1 of two. Raduca: Rheagan Wallace.

Kitty's Back

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 08:00 PM NIK A feud pits Lois against Kitty, the runaway wife back with her husband and irked by Lois's rebukes. Francis returns to haze Dewey via a humiliating “initiation into full brotherhood.” Kitty: Merrin Dungey. Abe: Gary Anthony Williams.

Malcolm Visits College

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 08:00 PM NIK Lois accompanies Malcolm on a college visit; Reese plays up to the school's new narc; Hal denies Dewey a piano, so he starts stealing. Christie: Stephanie Lemelin. Lelend: Andrew Reville. Andrea: Monique Coleman. Scott: Daniel Farber. Paula: Jamie Renee Smith. Doctor: Steve Kramer. Otto: Kenneth Mars. Reese: Justin Berfield. Hal: Bryan Cranston.

Blackout

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 03:00 PM FX A power outage disrupts Lois and Hal's anniversary and reveals Malcolm's trysts with young European women. In other events, Francis shows up unannounced with a strange purpose.

Christmas

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 08:30 PM NIK At Yuletide, Francis visits spiteful Grandma Ida (Cloris Leachman), and Lois threatens drastic action over the boys' destructive shenanigans. Lois: Jane Kaczmarek. Francis: Christopher Kennedy Masterson. Hal: Bryan Cranston.

Buseys Take a Hostage

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 07:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 07:00 AM FX Dewey's classmates rebel and muzzle a nagging teacher. Meanwhile, Hal's empowered by a neighborhood post with a large treasury, which Malcolm knows exactly how to spend. Jim: Sam Lloyd. Jeffers: Jim Jansen.

Thanksgiving

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 03:30 PM FX Thanksgiving energizes Reese, who cooks a gourmet feast that features a turkey stuffed in a monkfish and prawns in a citrus sauce. Elsewhere, Malcolm frolics with a sexy teen (Alessandra Toreson) who bewitches him.

Stilts

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 03:00 PM FX Malcolm's mortified by his new job: hawking for Lucky Aide in an Uncle Sam costume and singing silly ditties while strutting on stilts. Elsewhere, Reese gets paid to test drugs, which he overuses to make more money. Sam: Timothy Stack.

No Motorcycles

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 07:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 07:00 AM FX A birthday bash for Francis centers on a special present: a motorcycle trip he goes on with Hal that jump-starts bittersweet memories shared by father and son. Back home, the other boys are cowed by a bully, waiting outside their house.