TV Guide: Chris Sheridan

Listing: Peter's Two Dads

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 15 11:00 PM CARTOON Peter stops drinking (but starts smoking crack) after accidentally killing his father (voice of Charles Durning) while drinking heavily at Meg's birthday party. But is the dead man really his father? No, his mother (Phyllis Diller) confesses, he isn't. So Peter heads to Ireland to find his real dad. Meanwhile, Stewie develops masochistic tendencies.

Listing: Road to Rupert

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 11:30 PM CARTOON Brian inadvertently sells Stewie's teddy bear Rupert at a yard sale, prompting a cross-country odyssey to get it back. And Peter loses his driver's license after crashing his car doing an Evel Knievel-type stunt. He makes such a pest of himself around the house that Lois enlists Meg to be his chauffeur. Rob Lowe provides the voice of Rupert's buyer, and George Wendt has a cameo as Norm in a fantasy scene set in the “Cheers” bar.

Listing: Road to the Multiverse

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 11:00 PM CARTOON Season 8 opener: Stewie and Brian tour parallel universes using a special remote control. Included: a place where dogs are in charge and humans are pets; a "Flintstone"-esque society; a place where Japan won World War II; and a world where everyone has two heads, one happy and one sad.

Listing: Let's Go to the Hop

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 10:30 PM TBS A psychedelic drug craze (licking Colombian toads) hits Quahog's teens, so Peter goes undercover at the high school to stop it, and ends up being the most popular guy in school. Scenes send up John Hughes movies and “Grease.” Greg Allman has a cameo as himself. Other voices include series creator Seth MacFarlane (Peter/Lando and Neil), Mila Kunis (Meg) and Alex Borstein (Lois, Hooker, Justice Sandra Day O'Connor).

Listing: The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 10:00 PM TBS After Chris is bullied by a rival paperboy, Peter recalls his own days of being bullied---and becomes a bully himself. Meanwhile, Stewie stays out in the sun too long without sunscreen and becomes very enamored of his tan.

Listing: The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 09:30 PM TBS Peter's very devout father (voice of Charles Durning) browbeats his son about his lack of religion, so Peter starts his own church: The First United Church of the Fonz. Meanwhile, Stewie is baptized with tainted holy water and gets poisoned, so he must be quarantined in a germ-free environment. Series creator Seth MacFarlane's voices include Fonzie, Potsie, Aquaman, the Coco Puffs bird and Zeus.

Listing: No Meals on Wheels

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 09:00 PM TBS The Griffins open a restaurant that finds a niche---with Joe and his handicapped friends. But Peter wants to attract a different crowd. Meanwhile, Peter buys a pair of pajamas with feet, and discovers that when he rubs his feet against carpet he can create enough static electricity to give people shocks. He's the only Griffin who finds this funny.

Listing: I Never Met the Dead Man

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 08:30 PM TBS Peter (voice of Seth MacFarlane) learns to live without TV when he crashes his car into a satellite dish. Meanwhile, Stewie devises a climate-control machine. Other voices include Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Joey Slotnick.

Listing: Chitty Chitty Death Bang

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 08:00 PM TBS The Griffins prepare for Stewie's first birthday party, but the precocious lad hatches a plan of his own. Voice of Stewie: Seth MacFarlane. Other voices include Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Lacey Chabert, Rachael MacFarlane.

Listing: Stew-Roids

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Sun Dec 13 11:00 PM CARTOON Stewie decides he needs a pair of six-pack abs after getting whipped in a fight by Joe's baby daughter. Meanwhile, Chris begins dating one of his school's popular girls. Wentworth Miller and Chace Crawford have voice cameos as high-school students.

Listing: Movin' Out (Brian's Song)

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Sun Dec 13 10:30 PM CARTOON Brian and Jillian (Drew Barrymore) move into an apartment together. Stewie soon joins them, to help with the rent. Meanwhile, Meg starts working in a convenience store and gets a job there for Chris, who hits it off famously with the manager. This is not a positive development for Meg.

Listing: Business Guy

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Sun Dec 13 09:00 PM FOX Lois' dad slips into a coma after celebrating too much at his bachelor party and even Dr. House (voice of Hugh Laurie) can't get him out of it. Eventually, Peter is in control of Pewterschmidt Industries.

Listing: Barely Legal

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 11:30 PM CARTOON Meg falls in love with Brian---then becomes obsessive about it---after he takes her to a high-school dance when no one else will. And Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Mort join the Quahog police after Mayor West (voice of Adam West) sends most of the force to Colombia in search of a character from a movie. Garrett Morris has a voice cameo as himself.

Listing: Chick Cancer

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 11:00 PM CARTOON After marrying a fading child actress who has returned to her native Quahog, Stewie learns to his dismay what adult relationships are all about. Meanwhile, Lois drags Peter to a chick flick and he gets hooked, even deciding to make one himself. Voice of Jillian: Drew Barrymore.

Listing: Padre de Familia

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 10:30 PM TBS Peter's an illegal alien: It seems that he was born in Mexico and his mother (voice of Phyllis Diller) never filled out his U.S. citizenship paperwork. So he's fired from the brewery and goes to work at the Pewterschmidt estate. Angela: Carrie Fisher.

Listing: The King Is Dead

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 10 10:00 PM TBS Lois is named artistic director of the Quahog Players and makes Peter the producer of the troupe's upcoming show, “The King and I.” She had to find something for him to do---Peter was complaining about a lack of outlets for his “creativity” (and he certainly can't act).

Listing: Prick Up Your Ears

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 11:30 PM CARTOON Lois teaches sex education at James Woods High, but is fired when other parents protest, so Principal Shepherd (voice of Gary Cole) brings in a preacher (David Cross) to rap about abstinence. One student who gets the message is Meg. Another is a boy she meets at the abstinence assembly. Soon, Peter gets the message as well. Meanwhile, Stewie has it in for both the tooth fairy and Brian's dim-witted girlfriend, Jillian (Drew Barrymore).

Listing: Whistle While Your Wife Works

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 9 11:00 PM CARTOON Peter is unable to work after injuring his hands playing with fireworks, so Lois fills in for him and awakens his workplace sexual fantasies in the process. Meanwhile, Brian is dating a young woman (voice of Drew Barrymore) who's not very smart, and Stewie won't let him hear the end of it. Carrie Fisher returns as the voice of Peter's boss, Angela.

Listing: Saving Private Brian

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 11:30 PM CARTOON Brian and Stewie join the Army. Chris wants to as well but Lois won't let him, so he joins a goth-rock band instead and immediately becomes very surly. Guest voices include Louis Gossett Jr. as the drill sergeant and Macaulay Culkin as one of Chris's bandmates.

Listing: Hell Comes to Quahog

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 8 11:00 PM CARTOON Needing money to buy a car, Meg gets a job in Quahog's new big-box store. She does well there; so well she gets promoted. And the store does well in Quahog; so well, in fact, that it drives just about every other store in town out of business. Voice of Angela: Carrie Fisher.

Video: Beverly Hills Ninja

Starz — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:14:04 -0500

Synopsis: An unlikely California boy is raised as a Japanese ninja - but his uncoordinated martial-arts style makes him a walking disaster. A bone-crunching slapstick comedy!

Video: Corky Romano

Starz — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:30:59 -0500

Synopsis: Corky Romano did not follow in his gangster father's line of work - but he agrees to infiltrate the FBI in a bumbling attempt to steal evidence the agency plans to use against his dad!

Video: Family Guy - Sorting Out Good Jokes From Bad

Hulu — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 15:41:30 -0500

Executive producers David A. Goodman and Chris Sheridan discuss how they sort out the good jokes from the bad ones.

Video: In The Wee Small Hours Part 1 & 2

Amazon Video on Demand — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 00:26:00 -0500

In a two-parter featuring both sets of the series' detectives for the first time, a visiting Iowa teen disappears during her New York City school trip, prompting a massive media frenzy that engulfs Detectives Goren (Vincent D'Onofrio), Eames (Kathryn Erbe), Logan (Chris Noth) and Barek (Annabella Sciorra) when their prime suspect Ethan, guest star Matt O'Leary, is a powerful judge's son. The case widens when it appears the accused's philandering father Harold, guest star Colm Meaney, is a co-conspirator who acted to protect his son -- and might be a murder suspect himself -- but he is not afraid to punch back hard against the investigators. Jamey Sheridan, Courtney B. Vance and Fred Dalton Thompson ("Law & Order") also star.

Video: Beverly Hills Ninja

CinemaNow — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 14:05:05 -0500

Chris Farley, Nicollette Sheridan and Chris Rock star in this comic crash of cultures about a talentless Ninja determined to save a mysterious damsel in distress.