TV Guide: Chris Rock

Merry Madagascar

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 08:00 PM NBC

Everybody Hates Picture Day

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 05:30 PM BET Chris tries to find the perfect clothes to wear for picture day at school; Rochelle attempts to sell cosmetics from her home, but the women she invites are only interested in eating her food.

Everybody Hates Christmas

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 05:00 PM BET Chris wants a portable cassette player for Christmas, but his parents can't afford to buy one. At school, Chris brings in canned goods for the needy and is surprised to find out that the food drive is for him. Mrs. Morello: Jacqueline Mazarella.

Everybody Hates Jail

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 09:30 PM NIK Chris gets tips on raising the most dough in a school cookie-selling competition from neighborhood crooks, which gets him in trouble with the police; Julius's plan to see “Dreamgirls” with Rochelle for their anniversary gets thwarted. Joey Caruso: Travis Flory. Desk Sargeant: Darius Dudley. Gunman: Owen Smith.

Everybody Hates DJs

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 09:00 PM NIK Chris is asked to be a deejay at a party, so he buys expensive equipment and renames himself DJ Chrissy Chris; Drew tries to get Julius to take him to a magic show, but Julius' fear of rabbits gets in the way.

Everybody Hates a Part-Time Job

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 05:30 PM BET Chris wants to buy a leather jacket so girls will think he's cool. To earn money for it, he works with his dad delivering newspapers. Also, Drew dares Tonya to drink a hot-sauce shake and she ends up in the emergency room. Keisha: Aree Davis.

Everybody Hates Food Stamps

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 05:00 PM BET Julius finds $200 in food stamps, but Rochelle is too embarrassed to use them; Chris and Greg have a falling out over a science project they are working on together. Sheila: Keesha Sharp.

Beverly Hills Ninja

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:05:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 10:05 PM ENC

Everybody Hates James

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 09:30 PM NIK Julius tries to improve his marriage by watching Oprah Winfrey on TV, but Rochelle misreads his new attitude and assumes he is having an affair; Chris volunteers for a Big Brother program and is assigned a surprising "little brother."

Everybody Hates Keisha

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 09:00 PM NIK Chris tries to impress the girl of his dreams (Aree Davis) after she's hired to tutor Drew, but his heart breaks when he discovers them kissing in his bedroom. Elsewhere, Julius is a bundle of nerves when he finds himself attracted to another woman. Caruso: Travis Flory. Greg: Vincent Martella. Detective: P.J. Marino.

Everybody Hates the Laundromat

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 05:30 PM BET A tired Chris spends his Saturday morning with his siblings at a Laundromat, and Tonya storms out after arguing with Chris. Elsewhere, Julius and Rochelle shop for a new television and a salesman tries to get them to sign up for a credit card. Salesman: Phil Ursino. Manager: Gerry Black. Shiela: Keesha Sharp.

Everybody Hates the Babysitter

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 05:00 PM BET Julius and Rochelle have a “date night” and hire a babysitter to watch the kids, but she has to leave to take care of a personal matter, so Chris must cover for her.

You Don't Mess With the Zohan

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:15:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 11:15 AM STARZ

Everybody Hates Bed-Stuy

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 09:30 PM NIK Chris becomes a reporter for the school newspaper and writes a fictitious story about a serial killer in his neighborhood, which causes widespread panic. Meanwhile, Rochelle campaigns for a slick city councilman, much to Julius' dismay.

Everybody Hates Blackie

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 09:00 PM NIK Chris is allowed to get a dog after his family's apartment is robbed, and he's charged with training it to be a guard dog. Meanwhile, since the TV was stolen, Drew and Tonya start making prank phone calls to pass the time.

Jim Carrey

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 06:00 PM REELZ

Bee Movie

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 05:00 PM HBOe

Everybody Hates Halloween

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 04:30 PM BET Halloween starts out as a treat for Chris when an older girl invites him to a costume party, but Caruso has a trick for the teen---rotten eggs. Meanwhile, Julius buys cheap candy to hand out to the neighborhood kids. Sweet Tooth: Antonio Fargas. Lisa: Jazz Raycole. Shabazz: Alex Brown. Caruso: Travis Flory.

Bill Cosby: The Mark Twain Prize 2009

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 04:00 PM PBS

Everybody Hates Greg

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 04:00 PM BET Chris's friendship with Greg is jeopardized when they break the rules of Greg's house by playing video games after school. Elsewhere, Tonya misses having her big brother around to take the fall for her misdeeds. Art: Gary Basaraba. Greg: Vincent Martella.

Boomerang

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 04:35:00 -0500

Sun Nov 8 04:35 AM HBOe