TV Guide: Bernie Mac

Nut Job

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 03:30 PM FX Bernie's decree that the kids get involved in activities comes back to haunt him when he's drafted as a supervisor. Coach: M. Darnell Suttles. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

Maid Man

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 03:00 PM FX Bernie hires a maid (Theresa Saldana), who's a big help to him, until the kids get to her by taking advantage. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

Incredible Bulk

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 01:30 PM FX Bernie sees buying in bulk as a solution to the kids' feeding frenzy, but it only turns them (and him) into gluttons for punishment---from Wanda (Kellita Smith). Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Chess Wars

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 01:00 PM FX Bernie uses principles of chess to check the kids' desires, but Jordan's no pawn as he moves to achieve his goal: a paintball gun. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Vanessa: Camille Winbush.

Booty Call

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 11:10:00 -0500

Sat Nov 14 11:10 AM MOMAXe

Richard Pryor: I Ain't Dead Yet, &*%$

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Sat Nov 14 12:00 AM COMEDY

Pink Gold

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 04:30 PM FX Jay Leno welcomes Bernie and Chris Rock to “The Tonight Show,” unaware that there's a rift between them from their early days. Jerry: Rick Hoffman. W.B.: Reginald Ballard. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Leaving Los Angeles

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 13 04:00 PM FX After taking the kids to the movies, Las Vegas-bound Bernie is further delayed by scenes that grow out of what they saw there, but weren't supposed to see. Donna: Naya Rivera. Flight Attendant: Julie Wittner. Mazer: Gil Christner. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Raging Election

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 04:00 PM FX India.Arie has a cameo as Bernie takes a pro-active role in Vanessa's election campaign and Jordan's history project. Pound: Dennis Bailey. Chelsea: Danielle Panabaker. Craig: Beau Wirick. Father Cronin: Wade Williams. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Magic Jordan

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 03:30 PM FX Penn and Teller offer moral support as Jordan uses magic to impress his first crush, Vanessa's friend Jill (Alexa Vega), who ultimately saws his heart in two. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

Get on the Bus

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:45:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 09:45 PM FLIXe

Bernie Mac Rope-a Dope

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 03:30 PM FX Wesley Snipes plays Wanda's boss Duke, who hosts a dinner party where Bernie becomes embarrassed by his kid-influenced brain. Vicki: Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon. Robert: Tony Winters. Deborah: Deborah Dir. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Sin Cup

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 11 03:00 PM FX Punished for perceived blasphemy, Jordan gets Bryanna to strike back for him by explaining how to keep the family free from sin. Father Cronin: Wade Andrew Williams. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

The Sweet Life

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 03:30 PM FX Don Rickles guest stars as a neighbor whose ideas about lowering Bernie's high cholesterol have nothing to do with dieting or exercise. Doctor: Dennis Dun. Frank: Richard Erdman. Mel: Howard Mann. Jerry: Rick Hoffman. W.B.: Reginald Ballard. Chuy: Lombardo Boyar. Kelly: Michael Ralph. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

The United Front

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 10 03:00 PM FX Bernie enlists Wanda to join him in a “united front” to be tougher on the kids, but she doesn't like getting the same cold shoulder they give him. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Bernie Mac Dance Party

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 04:30 PM FX Vanessa is slow to invite Bernie to a father-daughter dance, but quick to treat him like a stranger once there. Chuy: Lombardo Boyar. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

Welcome to the Jungle

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 04:00 PM FX Jordan's homework of caring for a snake has Bryanna clamoring for her own pet. Wildlife expert Jules Sylvester counsels Bernie. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Vanessa: Camille Winbush.

Mac Local 137

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 02:30 PM FX Bernie makes the kids repair damage they have done to his yard, but they strike when he refuses to pay them. So he hires other kids. Skateboarder: Jamil Walker Smith. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis.

Carfool

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 9 02:00 PM FX Bernie regrets making Jordan befriend a nerdy kid in his car pool when the boy's equally nerdy father attaches himself to Bernie. Ted: Joel McCrary. Kevin: Graham Murdoch. Pat: Kinna McInroe. Mark: Adrian Santos. Stevie's Mom: Kimberly Moss. Stevie: Adrian Santos. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.