TV Guide: Bernie Mac

The Talk

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 03:00 PM FX Hugh Hefner helps Bernie face a birds-and-bees talk with Jordan, who thinks he's made a girl pregnant by kissing her. Cheryl: Danielle Nicolet. Chrissy: Rhyon Nicole Brown. Mrs. Borsick: Carla Renata. W.B.: Reginald Ballard. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Vanessa: Camille Winbush.

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 09:10:00 -0500

Wed Dec 2 09:10 AM MOMAXe

That Old Mac Magic

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 02:00 PM FX Spending time with Bernie's manager teaches Jordan some harsh realities of show business. Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson have cameos. Orlando: Phil LaMarr. Jerry: Rick Hoffman. Malvert: Steven Gilborn. Sister Eileen: Jill C. Klein. Father Cronin: Wade Andrew Williams. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis.

Mac-Inations

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 1 01:30 PM FX Ashton Kutcher and Carl Reiner have cameos as the family engages in a war of pranks, which Bernie takes too far. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Who's That Lady?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 04:30 PM FX Mo'Nique plays a golfer whose bond with Bernie and the boys bothers Wanda, but Bernie needs Dr. Phil to tell him why. Flavor Flav has a cameo. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Kelly: Michael Ralph. Chuy: Lombardo Boyar. W.B.: Reginald Ballard.

Easy Rider

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 04:00 PM FX A gift of a motorcycle has Bernie roaring, but Wanda fearful, and Bernie joins her after a spill and a dream about the family without him. Father Cronin: Wade Andrew Williams. Mark: Taj Stewart. W.B.: Reginald Ballard. Jerry: Rick Hoffman. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

The Getaway

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 02:30 PM FX “Sugar” Shane Mosley has some advice after Bernie leaves a family vacation in San Diego to meet his boys in Vegas. Chuy: Lombardo Boyar. Jerry: Rick Hoffman. W.B.: Reginald Ballard. Kelly: Michael Ralph. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

It's Mac-ademic

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 30 02:00 PM FX Aghast at what he sees as a lack of structure at Bryanna's school, Bernie tries to institute some old-school respect. Kathy: Audrey Wasilewski. Ruth: Dagney Kerr. Headmaster: David St. James. Asst. Principal: Jacqueline Schultz. Father Cronin: Wade Williams. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Life

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 29 04:30 PM COMEDY

Get on the Bus

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 17:55:00 -0500

Sat Nov 28 05:55 PM FLIXe

Bad Santa

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Fri Nov 27 10:00 PM MTV

Booty Call

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 07:30 PM MOMAXe

Thanksgiving

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 04:30 PM FX Bernie becomes jealous of Vanessa's teacher, whose influence includes her becoming a vegetarian right before Thanksgiving. Diggs: Don Franklin. Kenny: Ryan Napier. Mrs. Diggs: Tembi Locke. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez.

Tryptophan-tasy

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 04:00 PM FX Bernie's illness-induced Thanksgiving dreams include him and Jordan as claymation foes; and a demonic Vanessa on the wing of his plane to a kid-free vacation. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis.

House Party 3

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:20:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 01:20 AM ENC

Saving Sgt. Tompkins

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 04:30 PM FX Bernie lies to Jordan about his father in order to put the ne'er-do-well in a better light, but one fib leads to another. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

Make Room for Caddy

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 04:00 PM FX The animosity between Bernie and his father-in-law (Steven Williams) is traced back to when Bernie courted Wanda. Leora: Janet Hubert. Wanda: Kellita Smith. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis.

J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Funny

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 02:30 PM FX Jordan is found to be a champion speller---until he gets in front of an audience. But Bernie's tip on beating stage fright backfires. Father Cronin: Wade Williams. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Vanessa: Camille Winbush. Wanda: Kellita Smith.

Droobie or Not Droobie

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 02:00 PM FX Bernie acts in a kiddie film opposite Bryanna's favorite character, but she takes his role as a villain as real and blames him accordingly. Greg: David Faustino. Bryanna: Dee Dee Davis. Jordan: Jeremy Suarez. Vanessa: Camille Winbush.