TV Guide: Bea Arthur

In Bed of Rose's

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 06:30 PM WE Rose's bed is no bed of roses for the man she spends the night with: he's dead when she wakes up. Betty White. Lucille: Priscilla Morrill. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Al: Richard Roat. Blanche: Rue McClanahan.

That Was No Lady

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 06:00 PM WE Dorothy is thrilled over her new man (Alex Rocco) who happens to be married. Rue McClanahan, Betty White, Estelle Getty.

A Little Romance

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 05:30 PM WE Rose's interest in a very small man (Brent Collins) is completely reciprocated, so her only hangup is more a difference in altitude than attitude. Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Beatrice Arthur. Edgar: Billy Barty.

Custody Battle

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 05:00 PM WE Dorothy's wealthy sister (Doris Belack) arrives with a proposal that's hard to refuse: she wants Sophia to live with her in California. Estelle Getty, Beatrice Arthur. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. Rose: Betty White.

Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 11:00 AM HALMRK Dorothy invites her ex to their daughter's wedding, but only because it'll give her the opportunity to get revenge. Beatrice Arthur. Kate: Lisa Jane Persky. Dennis: Dennis Drake. Rose: Betty White.

Pilot Episode

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 10:30 AM HALMRK Dorothy's outspoken mother arrives, and Blanche's beau (Frank Aletter) proposes marriage. Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan. Sophia: Estelle Getty. Coco: Charles Levin.

One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 09:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 09:30 AM HALMRK Blanche plays matchmaker for Dorothy when her Uncle Lucas comes to visit. Part 1 of two. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Sophia: Estelle Getty. Rose: Betty White. Blanche: Rue McClanahan.

'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 09:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 26 09:00 AM HALMRK The girls' plans to join their families for the holiday are upset by bizarre events. Beatrice Arthur. Santa: Terry Kiser. Albert: Teddy Wilson. Thurber: Craig Richard Nelson. Rose: Betty White. Sophia: Estelle Getty.

Stan Returns

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 06:30 PM WE The return of Dorothy's ex (Herbert Edelman) fans an old flame that somehow managed to survive their bitter divorce. Beatrice Arthur, Estelle Getty. Chrissy: Simone Griffeth. Blanche: Rue McClanahan.

The Heart Attack

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 06:00 PM WE Sophia suffers an apparent heart attack and the girls nervously await the paramedics, who are delayed by a storm. Beatrice Arthur, Rue McClanahan, Betty White. Dr. Rose: Ronald Hunter.

Rose's Mother

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 05:30 PM WE Age is the issue when Rose's dynamic mother (Jeanette Nolan) makes the others look like old fogies, and Blanche dates a young hunk (Charles Hill). Rue McClanahan, Estelle Getty, Betty White, Beatrice Arthur.

Break In

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 05:00 PM WE Terrified by a burglary, the girls explore means to protect themselves, including a dog, an alarm system, Mace and a gun. Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Beatrice Arthur, Estelle Getty. Salesman: Christian Clemenson.

Home Again, Rose

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 10:30 AM HALMRK Rose's collapse at a high-school reunion moves Blanche to prayer---and a bargain with God. Part 1 of two. Doctor: Linden Chiles. Janet: Jessica Lundy. Rose: Betty White. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur.

A Midwinter Night's Dream

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 09:30 AM HALMRK A full moon inspires lunacy as Sophia works to break a curse, and Dorothy and Miles share a moment. Part 1 of two. Miles: Harold Gould. Derek: Marius Weyers. Rabbi: Nea Lerner. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur.

Rose: Portrait of a Woman

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 09:00 AM HALMRK Rose gives Miles a birthday photo that shows a side of her he's never seen; Dorothy takes a job motivating businessmen. Randy: Tom Villard. Tanaka: Keone Young. Rose: Betty White. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur.

Journey to the Center of Attention

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 01:30 AM HALMRK Blanche, the reigning queen of the Rusty Anchor bar, gets gonged when Dorothy starts to sing; Sophia throws a wake for herself, but lets Rose make the arrangements. Ron: Don Mirault. Myrtle: Jane Dulo. Eva: Ann Nelson.

Ebb Tide VI: The Wrath of Stan

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 01:00 AM HALMRK Exposed as slumlords, Stan and Dorothy are ordered to live in their vermin-infested apartment building. Stan: Herbert Edelman. DA Peterson: Lane Davies. Judge: Art Metrano. Tracy: Jackie Swanson. Angelo: Bill Dana.

Questions and Answers

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 12:30 AM HALMRK While preparing for a "Jeopardy!" audition, Dorothy has a dream about host Alex Trebek, creator Merv Griffin and cruise-ship purser Charley Dietz (David Liesure); a lovable dog enters Rose's life. Mr. Hubbard: Bill Erwin.

The Commitments

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 25 12:00 AM HALMRK Beatles fan Dorothy makes great music with a player in "Beatlemania," but Blanche gets nowhere with her date. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Blanche: Rue McClanahan.

The Competition

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 06:30 PM WE It's Sophia and Rose vs. Dorothy and Blanche in a bowling tournament. The bet: if Sophia's team wins, Dorothy (Beatrice Arthur) will lend her air fare for a trip to Sicily with an old beau. Estelle Getty. Augustine: Ralph Manza.

On Golden Girls

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 24 06:00 PM WE A visit by Blanche's undisciplined grandson (Billy Jacoby) gives new meaning to "generation gap." Rue McClanahan, Beatrice Arthur, Estelle Getty, Betty White. Policeman: John Hostetter.