TV Guide: Alex Borstein

Listing: Jerome Is the New Black

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 22 09:00 PM FOX Peter and his pals miss Cleveland so much that they decide to replace him with a guy named Jerome (voice of Kevin Michael Richardson). Trouble is, Quagmire can't stand him.

Listing: Jungle Love

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 11:30 PM CARTOON Chris, a victim of freshman hazing in high school, runs away to South America. Meanwhile, Peter gets a job in a brewery. One of the perks is free beer, and Peter reacts to it predictably. Carrie Fisher provides the voice of his supervisor, Angela. Other voices: Joe Pesci: Jay Mohr. Group Director: Gary Cole. Loca: Mia Maestro. Mayor West: Adam West.

Listing: Perfect Castaway

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Wed Nov 18 11:00 PM CARTOON Peter, Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire are lost at sea for months. Happily they're rescued, but Peter's return home has a very unhappy surprise. Adam Carolla provides the voice of Death.

Listing: Peter's Got Woods

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 11:30 PM CARTOON Peter and James Woods (who lends his voice) become fast friends when Woods shows up in Quahog. He's in town because of a suggestion to rename James Woods High School after Martin Luther King Jr., a request from Meg's black history teacher, who's dating Brian. (Woods, incidentally, has no problem with the idea.) Principal Shepherd: Gary Cole. Mayor West: Adam West.

Listing: Model Misbehavior

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 11:00 PM CARTOON One-time Miss Teen Rhode Island Lois fulfills her dream of becoming a model. It's a thrill (and diet-pill) ride for her. But not for Peter. Meanwhile, Brian's suffering from worms but can't afford the medication to cure it, so he turns to Stewie, who hires him to work on his pyramid scheme.

Listing: Family Guy

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Tue Nov 17 03:00 PM BRAVO James Lipton interviews the creative team behind the Emmy-winning animated TV laugher "Family Guy." Included: creator and executive producer Seth MacFarlane (voice of Peter, Stewie, Brian and Quagmire); Alex Borstein (voice of Lois); Mike Henry (Cleveland); and Seth Green (Chris).

Listing: Brian's Got a Brand New Bag

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 11:30 PM CARTOON Brian falls in love with an older woman, and he takes flak from the rest of the Griffins for it. Meanwhile, Peter goes on a kicking kick (he kicks just about everyone he meets) after watching the movie "Road House."

Listing: Hannah Banana

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 11:00 PM CARTOON Stewie gets to know Hannah Montana (voice of singer Candace Marie) when she arrives in Quahog for a concert, and discovers something surprising about her. And Chris finally meets the Evil Monkey, who has been bedeviling him, and finds that he's not so evil after all.

Listing: Family Gay

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 10:30 PM TBS To pay for damages caused by a mentally challenged horse he bought at an auction, Peter takes a job as a subject for medical experiments. First, he's injected with the "Seth Rogen gene," then with a lifestyle-changing gene. Guest voices include Rogen (as himself).

Listing: Ocean's 3.5

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 10:00 PM TBS After Bonnie (voice of Jennifer Tilly) has a baby, husband Joe must come up with $20,000 to pay the medical bills. The situation soon becomes desperate, calling for desperate measures. Meanwhile, Stewie falls hard for the baby, a girl named Susie, and struggles to write a song for her.

Listing: Lois Kills Stewie

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 09:30 PM TBS Conclusion. After Lois returns to Quahog---alive---and tells the court who really shot her, Stewie takes the Griffins hostage before going on the lam. (But that doesn't stop Stewie from auditioning for “American Idol.”) The final destination: CIA headquarters, to set his plan for world domination into motion. Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson have voice cameos as themselves.

Listing: Stewie Kills Lois

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 09:00 PM TBS Part 1 of 2. A jealous Stewie considers matricide because he didn't get to go on a cruise with Peter and Lois. Later, suspicion falls on Peter when he tells the gang at the Drunken Clam that he had recently taken out a life-insurance policy on Lois.

Listing: Stewie Loves Lois

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 08:30 PM TBS Lois saves Stewie's teddy bear, which leads to a striking change in his attitude toward her---he becomes clingy and totally adoring. Lois tires of this love soon enough. Meanwhile, Peter has a prostate exam and thinks the doctor molested him.

Listing: Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Mon Nov 16 08:00 PM TBS A conglomerate buys Happy Go Lucky Toys and installs Peter (voice of series creator Seth McFarlane) as president. The conglomerate also owns a tobacco company, and before long Peter is on his way to Washington to testify before Congress on the benefits of smoking. Guest voices include Gary Coleman and Alyssa Milano (as themselves).

Listing: FOX-y Lady

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 11:00 PM CARTOON Lois gets a job as a cable-news reporter. Her first assignment: an exposé of a certain liberal documentary filmmaker who's usually seen wearing a baseball cap. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris dream up a cartoon show to pitch to a network.

Listing: Boys Do Cry

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 10:30 PM CARTOON Lois is hired as church organist, but at the service Stewie becomes ill after drinking too much sacramental wine, and congregants think he has been possessed by Satan. So the Griffins hightail it out of town with exorcisers in pursuit. Their destination: Texas. Gilbert Gottfried has a cameo as a horse. Jillian: Drew Barrymore.

Listing: Quagmire's Baby

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Sun Nov 15 09:00 PM FOX Quagmire becomes a not-so-proud papa and quickly realizes that fatherhood crimps his style. He also sells a ham radio to Peter, who uses it to communicate with the ghost of Ronald Reagan. Meanwhile, Stewie clones himself. Voice of Candy: Brittany Snow.

Listing: 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 11:30 PM CARTOON Peter runs up a huge tab at Mort Goldman's pharmacy, and settles it by selling Meg to Mort, whose nerdy son Neil has a crush on her. Of course, Meg can't stand Neil. Meanwhile, the Griffins search for a babysitter for Stewie.

Listing: Brian the Bachelor

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 11:00 PM CARTOON “The Bachelorette” comes to Quahog looking for contestants, and Brian and Quagmire are selected. Meanwhile, Chris makes friends with a pimple of his---which can talk---and he names it Doug. Bachelorette: Jessica Biel. Dermatologist: Dr. Drew (“Loveline”).

Listing: Patriot Games

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 08:30 PM TBS Peter's broken-field run to the bathroom at his high-school reunion so impresses New England Patriots QB Tom Brady (who provides his own voice) that the next thing Peter knows, he's a Patriot, too. Meanwhile, it's Carol Channing vs. Mike Tyson on Fox's “Celebrity Boxing,” and Brian places a losing bet on the bout with bookie Stewie, who demands quick payment. Or else.

Listing: Deep Throats

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Thu Nov 12 08:00 PM TBS When cabbie Brian gets a $400 parking ticket, he decides that Mayor West (voice of Adam West) is corrupt and sets out to expose him. This doesn't sit well with Meg, who is the mayor's new intern. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois decide to write songs for a talent show, so they smoke some marijuana for “inspiration.”

Video: Family Guy Presents: Seth & Alex (HD)

Fox — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

Seth MacFarlane and Alex Borstein host a commercial-free variety special.

Video: Sketches