TV Guide: Alec Sulkin

Meet the Quagmires

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 22 11:30 PM CARTOON Death (voice of Adam Carolla) transports Peter back to 1984 for a night. When he returns, he's married to Molly Ringwald and Lois is married to Quagmire. And that's not all that's different.

It Takes a Village Idiot

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 22 11:00 PM CARTOON Incensed by Mayor West's complicity in oil-company pollution at Quahog Lake, Lois decides to challenge him in the upcoming election. Keith Olbermann has a voice cameo as an oil exec and Don Most plays himself. Angela: Carrie Fisher.

No Chris Left Behind

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 21 11:30 PM CARTOON After Chris is expelled from public school, he's sent to the same snooty boarding school that Lois' dad attended. Meanwhile, a chicken picks a fight with Peter.

Hell Comes to Quahog

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 21 08:00 PM TBS Needing money to buy a car, Meg gets a job in Quahog's new big-box store. She does well there; so well she gets promoted. And the store does well in Quahog; so well, in fact, that it drives just about every other store in town out of business. Voice of Angela: Carrie Fisher.

Blue Harvest

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 22:30:00 -0500

Sun Dec 20 10:30 PM CARTOON Part 1 of a two-part “Star Wars” spoof in which Luke Skywalker (Chris Griffin) enlists Han Solo (Peter) for a mission to take a Death Star back from Darth Vader (Stewie), and rescue Leia (Lois) from his evil clutches. Brian takes Chewbacca's role while Quagmire plays C-3PO and Cleveland is R2D2. Voice of Grand Moff Tarkin (Mayor West): Adam West.

The One About Friends

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:30:00 -0500

Sun Dec 20 08:30 PM FOX Concerned that Cleveland Jr. has no friends, Cleveland introduces him to Lester's son, Ernie (voice of Glenn Howerton). The two boys immediately become fast friends (too fast), and soon Ernie wants to move in.

Boys Do Cry

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 17 11:30 PM CARTOON Lois is hired as church organist, but at the service Stewie becomes ill after drinking too much sacramental wine, and congregants think he has been possessed by Satan. So the Griffins hightail it out of town with exorcisers in pursuit. Their destination: Texas. Gilbert Gottfried has a cameo as a horse. Jillian: Drew Barrymore.

Peter's Two Dads

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 15 11:00 PM CARTOON Peter stops drinking (but starts smoking crack) after accidentally killing his father (voice of Charles Durning) while drinking heavily at Meg's birthday party. But is the dead man really his father? No, his mother (Phyllis Diller) confesses, he isn't. So Peter heads to Ireland to find his real dad. Meanwhile, Stewie develops masochistic tendencies.

Road to Rupert

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 11:30 PM CARTOON Brian inadvertently sells Stewie's teddy bear Rupert at a yard sale, prompting a cross-country odyssey to get it back. And Peter loses his driver's license after crashing his car doing an Evel Knievel-type stunt. He makes such a pest of himself around the house that Lois enlists Meg to be his chauffeur. Rob Lowe provides the voice of Rupert's buyer, and George Wendt has a cameo as Norm in a fantasy scene set in the “Cheers” bar.

The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 10:00 PM TBS After Chris is bullied by a rival paperboy, Peter recalls his own days of being bullied---and becomes a bully himself. Meanwhile, Stewie stays out in the sun too long without sunscreen and becomes very enamored of his tan.

No Meals on Wheels

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 14 09:00 PM TBS The Griffins open a restaurant that finds a niche---with Joe and his handicapped friends. But Peter wants to attract a different crowd. Meanwhile, Peter buys a pair of pajamas with feet, and discovers that when he rubs his feet against carpet he can create enough static electricity to give people shocks. He's the only Griffin who finds this funny.

Stew-Roids

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:00:00 -0500

Sun Dec 13 11:00 PM CARTOON Stewie decides he needs a pair of six-pack abs after getting whipped in a fight by Joe's baby daughter. Meanwhile, Chris begins dating one of his school's popular girls. Wentworth Miller and Chace Crawford have voice cameos as high-school students.

Business Guy

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Sun Dec 13 09:00 PM FOX Lois' dad slips into a coma after celebrating too much at his bachelor party and even Dr. House (voice of Hugh Laurie) can't get him out of it. That leaves an opening at the top of Pewterschmidt Industries, and into it steps Peter. Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons have voice cameos in their "Big Bang Theory" roles.